The Nap that made the day.Follow

I'm so getting fired for laughing so hard, but it's so true.

I woke up this morning and the girlfriend had cranked the heat. In fact it was so hot that I was uncomfortably hot. So I got up and turned down the heat and then went to open a window to get some cool air in.

When I was opening the window the thing slid down and absolutely crushed me finger. I bit my lip, and jumped around a bit and swore. When I opened my hand it was nothing but blood. It squished my finger in a way that all the skin has come off and the nail is just barely hanging. It is truly horrid.

Call me petty (cause I am) but I am so transfering my anger at her for turning up the heat which lead to the chain of events that left me with a mangled finger.