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#1 Dec 08 2005 at 5:23 PM Rating: Good
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For the last couple weeks I have been working like a dog. Adding extra shifts, putting in extra hours, taking all the grunt work that I can. Why? Well its the Christmas season and the money is nice to have but mainly because that the day after I moved in with my girlfriend I was made aware of her secret identity of "emotional baggage, clingy and somewhat loony" girl. So I work enough that in total I see her about 30min each day.

This coupled along with the fact that I usually only sleep from 3am to 8am, that I walk the 10km each day in sub zero Canadian weather to and from work to get time to myself (crazy girlfriend again) leaves one tired disgruntled bodhisattva.

So today I wake up just as the girlfriend leaves for work. It is supposed to be my day off but I decide yet again to pick up a shift. I do some chores around the house listen to the White Album, putter around then make myself lunch. I figure I would clean up the bedroom and then phone up work and tell them I am coming in. Somewhere around making the bed I fell asleep, and I slept and slept and slept. It was beautiful. When I woke up it was to late to add a shift. Almost worth having to put up with the girlfriend this evening Smiley: grin.

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#2 Dec 08 2005 at 5:27 PM Rating: Good
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Um...Congratulations?

And how long have you guys been living together? There's always an adjustment after a move towards to cohabitation.
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#3 Dec 08 2005 at 5:29 PM Rating: Decent
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#4 Dec 08 2005 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna wrote:
Um...Congratulations?


Thank you.
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#5 Dec 08 2005 at 5:48 PM Rating: Good
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Yes. Some days it's great to catch an extra 4 hours of sleep, to make you feel human again.
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#6 Dec 08 2005 at 5:53 PM Rating: Decent
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bodhisattva wrote:
For the last couple weeks I have been working like a dog. Adding extra shifts, putting in extra hours, taking all the grunt work that I can. Why? Well its the Christmas season and the money is nice to have but mainly because that the day after I moved in with my girlfriend I was made aware of her secret identity of "emotional baggage, clingy and somewhat loony" girl. So I work enough that in total I see her about 30min each day.

This coupled along with the fact that I usually only sleep from 3am to 8am, that I walk the 10km each day in sub zero Canadian weather to and from work to get time to myself (crazy girlfriend again) leaves one tired disgruntled bodhisattva.

So today I wake up just as the girlfriend leaves for work. It is supposed to be my day off but I decide yet again to pick up a shift. I do some chores around the house listen to the White Album, putter around then make myself lunch. I figure I would clean up the bedroom and then phone up work and tell them I am coming in. Somewhere around making the bed I fell asleep, and I slept and slept and slept. It was beautiful. When I woke up it was to late to add a shift. Almost worth having to put up with the girlfriend this evening Smiley: grin.



Fast forward this situation 20 years. I envision alcoholics and workaholics anonymous. Maybe some Prozac involved.
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#7 Dec 08 2005 at 6:06 PM Rating: Good
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Naps... I remember naps.

/jealous
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#8 Dec 08 2005 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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Why in the name of Bob are you even with her?


Bag the bi[i][/i]tch man.

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#9 Dec 08 2005 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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The same reason that men have put up with women for millenia, she has girlie parts.

That and I am to lazy to move again.
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#10 Dec 08 2005 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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That and I am to lazy to move again.


Good enough
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#11 Dec 08 2005 at 8:49 PM Rating: Good
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How long have the two of you been living together now?
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#12 Dec 08 2005 at 10:04 PM Rating: Good
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You walk 6 miles to and from work every day? Isn't that against international human rights laws?


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#13 Dec 08 2005 at 10:25 PM Rating: Good
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40 minutes each way.

I have to say that my minidisc player is a godsend. I haven't had to change the battery in over a month.
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#14 Dec 09 2005 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
The same reason that men have put up with women for millenia, she has girlie parts.

I know you may not know this from experience, but trust me: So do other girls.
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#15 Dec 09 2005 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
The same reason that men have put up with women for millenia, she has girlie parts.

I know you may not know this from experience, but trust me: So do other girls.


Thats why they are all a little off.
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#16 Dec 09 2005 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
The same reason that men have put up with women for millenia, she has girlie parts.

I know you may not know this from experience, but trust me: So do other girls.


Thats why they are all a little off.

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#17 Dec 09 2005 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
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Girls are crazy because they have a ******.

Men are crazy because they have to put up with girls. I think Saboruto and homosexuals in general are onto something.

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#18 Dec 09 2005 at 11:32 AM Rating: Decent
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bodhisattva wrote:
Girls are crazy because they have a ******.
...or do they have a ****** because they are crazy?
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#19 Dec 09 2005 at 11:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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What came first, the crazy or the ******?

pun somewhat intended
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#20 Dec 09 2005 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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The craziness is a symptom, the ****** is the cause.
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#21 Dec 09 2005 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
The craziness is a symptom, the ****** is the cause.

If a ****** is crazy, then is a ***** sane?
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#22 Dec 09 2005 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
The craziness is a symptom, the ****** is the cause.

If a ****** is crazy, then is a ***** sane?


The ***** is a hedonist.
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#23 Dec 09 2005 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
The craziness is a symptom, the ****** is the cause.

If a ****** is crazy, then is a ***** sane?


The ***** is a hedonist.

At least the ****** has standards. Smiley: laugh
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#24 Dec 09 2005 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:

At least the ****** has standards. Smiley: laugh


Smiley: confused

Like No ****** Left Behind?
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#25 Dec 09 2005 at 12:04 PM Rating: Good
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Don't forget the Patriot ******.
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Like No ****** Left Behind?


They do usually travel in packs ... buying purses.
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