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#1 Dec 08 2005 at 3:21 PM Rating: Decent
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El Presidente reckons its not torture.....

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WATERBOARDING: The prisoner is bound to a board, head slightly below the feet. Plastic is wrapped over his face and water is poured over him, or his head is lowered into a bath. The gag reflex is automatic; few can endure more than a matter of seconds.
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So...how about using it to solve once and for all a few of those un-answered questions about some stuff that has remained, until now, a mystery....

Perhaps Karl Rove could be first, to find out who did do the dirty on Valerie Plame.

Bill Clinton, to find out what he did an didnt lie about.

I bet Cheney has got a few confessions he'd like to share. Or what about Tom Delay, Slobodan Milosovich, Sadaam, OJ Simpson?

It could even be televised. that would surely be a good for ratings. and all the time we could be sure and safe in the knowledge that it isn't torture! Why? 'Cos El Presidente says so... Sweet!
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#2 Dec 08 2005 at 3:26 PM Rating: Decent
whois.net wrote:

Registrant:
Al-Queda

Registered through: GoDaddy.com
Domain Name: PRESIDENT-BUSH.COM

Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.BLTC.NET
NS2.BLTC.NET


Maybe its just me, but I dont trust it.

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#3 Dec 08 2005 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
More detailed info

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Registrant:
Al-Queda

Jihad International
Tamiz-ud-din Road
Rawalpindi, Punjab RWP
Pakistan

Registered through: GoDaddy.com (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: PRESIDENT-BUSH.COM
Created on: 14-Feb-99
Expires on: 14-Feb-06
Last Updated on: 29-Jan-05

Administrative Contact:
Admin, Domain admin@president-bush.com
Al-Queda
Jihad International
Tamiz-ud-din Road
Rawalpindi, Punjab RWP
Pakistan
008736825053
Technical Contact:
Tech, Domain tech@knightsbridge.net
Knightsbridge Online
Knightsbridge Online
7 Lower Rock Gardens
Brighton, East Sussex BN21PG
United Kingdom
1273699055

Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.BLTC.NET
NS2.BLTC.NET


Registry Status: REGISTRAR-LOCK


EDIT: bad link

Edited, Thu Dec 8 15:33:32 2005 by klyia
#4 Dec 08 2005 at 3:37 PM Rating: Decent
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that's the most harecore shooting-down of an article I've seen.
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#5 Dec 08 2005 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
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A bunch of stuff that makes paulsol look like a fu[b][/b]cking ******


Nice going ****.

#6 Dec 08 2005 at 3:40 PM Rating: Default
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Well, if you dont like that messenger, how about this one?
tho' I would point out that the original source was the Independant.
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#7 Dec 08 2005 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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Nobbypedia wrote:
Waterboarding

v.t.

1) A form of appalling torture used by brown people to terr'ize Bob-fearing freedom fighters
2) A legitimate technique used by Bob-fearing freedom fighters to extract truths from nasty towel-heads


Does that help?
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#8 Dec 08 2005 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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Hey anybody for some Gordon Lightfoot while we read this **** of a thread?

I feel like playing my Guitar.
#9 Dec 08 2005 at 3:49 PM Rating: Default
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Klyia wrote
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Administrative Contact:
Admin, Domain admin@president-bush.com
Al-Queda
Jihad International
Tamiz-ud-din Road
Rawalpindi, Punjab RWP
Pakistan
008736825053


S'funny. I thought Pakistan was an Ally of the GWOT.
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#10 Dec 08 2005 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey anybody for some Gordon Lightfoot while we read this **** of a thread?

I feel like playing my Guitar.
NWS by the way.
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#11 Dec 08 2005 at 4:02 PM Rating: Decent
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S'funny. I thought Pakistan was an Ally of the GWOT.


Yes....because all sites located in a country are official representatives of that country's governmental policies.

Keep it up buddy....
#12 Dec 08 2005 at 4:30 PM Rating: Default
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I was just wondering why someone from the Pakistani anti terror squad hadn't been round to Jihad International
Tamiz-ud-din Road
Rawalpindi, to 'have a word'? i mean, after all, Al Qaida is a banned terrorist organisation, after all. you never know who might answer the door! (link may not be worksafe, depending where you work)

Makes me think of that scene from Life of Brian, where all the roman soldiers burst into the house lookin for Brian and his friends. Only to not notice them cleverly disguised as lampstands and sofas....

Edited, Thu Dec 8 17:16:25 2005 by paulsol
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#13 Dec 08 2005 at 4:38 PM Rating: Decent
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paulsol wrote:
I was just wondering why someone from the Pakistani anti terror squad hadn't been round to Jihad International
Tamiz-ud-din Road
Rawalpindi, to 'have a word'? i mean, after all, Al Qaida is a banned terrorist organisation, after all. you never know who might answer the door!

Makes me think of that scene from Life of Brian, where all the roman soldiers burst into the house lookin for Brian and his friends. Only to not notice them cleverly disguised as lampstands and sofas....



NWS that buddy.
#14 Dec 08 2005 at 4:41 PM Rating: Default
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sorry, new around here,....?NWS?
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#15 Dec 08 2005 at 4:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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paulsol wrote:
sorry, new around here,....?NWS?
NWS - NOW who sucks?!?!!!
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#16 Dec 08 2005 at 4:52 PM Rating: Decent
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I was just wondering why someone from the Pakistani anti terror squad hadn't been round to Jihad International
Tamiz-ud-din Road
Rawalpindi, to 'have a word'? i mean, after all, Al Qaida is a banned terrorist organisation, after all.


But Al Queda is ok.
#17 Dec 08 2005 at 5:13 PM Rating: Default
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Apologies for not NWS ing my previous link. i consider myself told. /whips himself soundly...
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