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I would think the odds would be better he would rig the bomb up so that he can explode it himself in the place that would resault in the most catastrophic damage.
Yeah, clearly away from the all the people and the plane.
Also, having it go off if he was killed doesn't preclude him from blowing it up whenever he wants.
Did you get any straws that time?
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Smasharoo wrote:
The man presented himself as a threat to the other passengers safety.
By running AWAY from them?
This was a gross overreaction. Forgivable? Yes. Should the murder be charged? No. Should he still have a job carrying a gun at airports? Also no.
yes away from the plane, but towards a crowed building with more people in it then the plane he had just left... yes he was a threat to PASSENGERS, the end results however tragic they may be was he ended up getting shot and as a result of that shot he died later on.
he did not die on site, he was not shot dead the with the first round that hit him, the federal marshals did their job and they did it well.
some basic bits of information i think Smash is intentionally trying to forget or is trying to manipulate others to forget.
A. guy claims to have a BOMB.
B. guy just came off of a plane from a country with known problems and not the most secure in the world.[edit to add]
as for the potential of his bags being scanned, see statement B.
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Alpizar had arrived in Miami, Florida, from Ecuador on a flight that had originated in Colombia.
we know that both of those countries just have the utmost security and absolutely NOTHING gets past their guards.... LoL yeah right smash. come on now, you are way to smart for that.
i think you just like to have something to fight about, so unless something more comes to light to change the facts listed here, please try to restrain yourself from further flames.
C. guy threatens and challanges federal marshals.
D. guy makes agresive action towards said marshals.
E. guy refuses to comply with federal marshals commands. mind you had he followed those commands he most likely be ALIVE TODAY and we would be having an other discussion, if it even made it to the news.
F. guy makes agressive move towards his "bomb".
G. federal marshals shoot him to stop him from activating this "bomb" and killing an untold amount of inocents and himself.
yes the guy was mentally ill. of all of the reports i have read on this yet the federal marshals did not have this information at the time of the shooting, and even if they did they truely had not other option then to stop this "mad man" from activating a BOMB and killing people.
is it tragic, yes, was the shooting justified, H3LL yes.
Edited, Thu Dec 8 10:52:45 2005 by Singdall
E. guy refuses to comply with federal marshals commands. mind you had he followed those commands he most likely be ALIVE TODAY and we would be having an other discussion, if it even made it to the news.
Yeah, which is why they killed him. Who knows if the word "bomb" was ever uttered.
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always wonder why police don't use some sort of tranquilizer instead of bullets.
Because even the most effective tranq's take some time to take effect..giving the suspected terrorist ample time to detonate his/her explosive device.
The Air Marshall acted just as his training indicated..remove the threat..Bravo
It's really amazing how terrified you people are.
Seriously.
Letting the terroists win, so sad.
Edited, Thu Dec 8 11:03:32 2005 by Smasharoo
Seriously.
Letting the terroists win, so sad.
Edited, Thu Dec 8 11:03:32 2005 by Smasharoo
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Well I feel more comfortable with this headline than if it had been:
What could have happened wrote:
Bombing Death toll nears 5,000
Rescuers continue to evactuate survivors from yesterday's chemical airport bombing. Witnesses report a man claimed he had a bomb minutes before the explosion. Federal air marshals were distracted by another suspect chasing after the man claiming he was sick. Upon reaching the center of the terminal he detonated the device. A yet unidentified chemical agent was quickly spread throughout the airport and out into the surrounding city by the light breeze. The effects of the agent have been painfull blisters, seizures, profuse bleeding, and eventually death within hours in most cases. Government officials are encouraging citizens to avoid travel and large gatherings of people. Sources say the terrorist alert level may be raised to orange later in the week
Rescuers continue to evactuate survivors from yesterday's chemical airport bombing. Witnesses report a man claimed he had a bomb minutes before the explosion. Federal air marshals were distracted by another suspect chasing after the man claiming he was sick. Upon reaching the center of the terminal he detonated the device. A yet unidentified chemical agent was quickly spread throughout the airport and out into the surrounding city by the light breeze. The effects of the agent have been painfull blisters, seizures, profuse bleeding, and eventually death within hours in most cases. Government officials are encouraging citizens to avoid travel and large gatherings of people. Sources say the terrorist alert level may be raised to orange later in the week
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Well I feel more comfortable with this headline than if it had been:
Yeah whatever. We should have shot down both planes that violated DC airspace and should just kill anyone who looks at TAA officals funny.
Just to be safe.
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Because even the most effective tranq's take some time to take effect..giving the suspected terrorist ample time to detonate his/her explosive device.
The Air Marshall acted just as his training indicated..remove the threat..Bravo
The Air Marshall acted just as his training indicated..remove the threat..Bravo
Hmm a gunshot does not guarantee he cannot detonate his device.
As previously established, while it was a fatal wound it did not kill him on the spot, unless they shot him in the neck and paralzyed him from the neck down he could of still detonated the bomb .... removed the threat my ***.
What would have been cooler wrote:
Cheese Wheel Runs Rampant in Airport
Rescuers continue to evactuate survivors from yesterday's massive cheese wheel attack. Witnesses report a huge wheel of Cheddar rolling around the airport. Federal air marshals were distracted by how wonderfully delicious it smelled. Upon reaching the center of the terminal, the cheese wheel came to a halt. A yet unidentified chemical agent was quickly spread throughout the airport, making everyone extremely hungry. The effects of the agent have been hunger, stomache rumbles, profuse drooling, and eventually raving need of cheese within hours in most cases. Government officials are encouraging citizens to avoid Cheddar and large gatherings of fellow hungerers. Sources say the cheese alert level may be raised to Brie later in the week
Rescuers continue to evactuate survivors from yesterday's massive cheese wheel attack. Witnesses report a huge wheel of Cheddar rolling around the airport. Federal air marshals were distracted by how wonderfully delicious it smelled. Upon reaching the center of the terminal, the cheese wheel came to a halt. A yet unidentified chemical agent was quickly spread throughout the airport, making everyone extremely hungry. The effects of the agent have been hunger, stomache rumbles, profuse drooling, and eventually raving need of cheese within hours in most cases. Government officials are encouraging citizens to avoid Cheddar and large gatherings of fellow hungerers. Sources say the cheese alert level may be raised to Brie later in the week
Do what now?
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What would have been cooler wrote:
Cheese Wheel Runs Rampant in Airport
Rescuers continue to evactuate survivors from yesterday's massive cheese wheel attack. Witnesses report a huge wheel of Cheddar rolling around the airport. Federal air marshals were distracted by how wonderfully delicious it smelled. Upon reaching the center of the terminal, the cheese wheel came to a halt. A yet unidentified chemical agent was quickly spread throughout the airport, making everyone extremely hungry. The effects of the agent have been hunger, stomache rumbles, profuse drooling, and eventually raving need of cheese within hours in most cases. Government officials are encouraging citizens to avoid Cheddar and large gatherings of fellow hungerers. Sources say the cheese alert level may be raised to Brie later in the week
Cheese Wheel Runs Rampant in Airport
Rescuers continue to evactuate survivors from yesterday's massive cheese wheel attack. Witnesses report a huge wheel of Cheddar rolling around the airport. Federal air marshals were distracted by how wonderfully delicious it smelled. Upon reaching the center of the terminal, the cheese wheel came to a halt. A yet unidentified chemical agent was quickly spread throughout the airport, making everyone extremely hungry. The effects of the agent have been hunger, stomache rumbles, profuse drooling, and eventually raving need of cheese within hours in most cases. Government officials are encouraging citizens to avoid Cheddar and large gatherings of fellow hungerers. Sources say the cheese alert level may be raised to Brie later in the week
While no where near as entertaining as a cheese wheel, there was a story on foodnetwork the other day about 20 or so people who drowned when a vat of molasses burst and poured a 20 foot high wall of the stuff down a main street in Boston I think.
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Edited, Thu Dec 8 11:30:20 2005 by Kronig
You know, if this had happened in Toronto, someone would have calmed the guy down, taken him to a bar to watch the Leafs game and he'd be in Costa Rica right now growing fresh healthy cocaine.
Fuc[b][/b]king US.
Fuc[b][/b]king US.
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Kronig wrote:
While no where near as entertaining as a cheese wheel, there was a story on foodnetwork the other day about 20 or so people who drowned when a vat of molasses burst and poured a 20 foot high wall of the stuff down a main street in Boston I think.
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Correct!
I think that beer is even better
Do what now?
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think that beer is even better
I would assume those people dove into the rushing beer and drank themselves to death ... /snicker
Hopefully someone saw the irony in getting killed by a wall of molasses ...
Smasharoo wrote:
You know, if this had happened in Toronto, someone would have calmed the guy down, taken him to a bar to watch the Leafs game and he'd be in Costa Rica right now growing fresh healthy cocaine.
Fuc[b][/b]king US.
Fuc[b][/b]king US.
if you are that upset at living in the US and the way things are in the US, you are more then welcome to pack up and move your a$$ out of the country.
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Are all liberals cokeheads? That would explain quite a bit.
Achileez
Achileez
Are all conseratives alchoholics ? That would also explain quite a bit.
blanket statements ftw!!1!!1!!
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Cheese Wheel Runs Rampant in Airport
On a completely unrelated note has anyone ever bought a cheese wheel? What the hell do you do with that much cheese before it goes funky?
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Lord xythex wrote:
On a completely unrelated note has anyone ever bought a cheese wheel? What the hell do you do with that much cheese before it goes funky?
I personally haven't but I know people who have bought them (well, usually just one) for parties
Do what now?
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On a completely unrelated note has anyone ever bought a cheese wheel? What the hell do you do with that much cheese before it goes funky?
Have a party!
Or as a co-worker once did, eat the whole thing and be plugged up for 3 days and then visit the emergency room.
I've seen cheese bites with little toothpicks sticking out of them at parties but do people really just rip hunks of chedder off of cheese wheels at parties?
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Lord xythex wrote:
I've seen cheese bites with little toothpicks sticking out of them at parties but do people really just rip hunks of chedder off of cheese wheels at parties?
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Lord xythex wrote:
On a completely unrelated note has anyone ever bought a cheese wheel? What the hell do you do with that much cheese before it goes funky?
I personally haven't but I know people who have bought them (well, usually just one) for parties
President Thomas Jefferson received a gift of mammoth cheese delivered to the White House..
..four feet in diameter, thirteen feet in circumference, and seventeen inches in height; once cured, it weighed 1,235 pounds.
More than two years later a "pungent remnant" of the cheese was still being prominently displayed at the White House and fragments were being served on ceremonial occasions, although "very far from good."
The very last decayed and maggotty chunks were eventually dumped into the Potomac.
Hence the term "Big Cheese"
Wait, so at these parties you just saw off a hunk of cojack and wander around nibbling on it like an oversized rodent?
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Lord xythex wrote:
Wait, so at these parties you just saw off a hunk of cojack and wander around nibbling on it like an oversized rodent?
No, you saw off a hunk of Kojak.
Note to self: make that into an avatar
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