Shark vs. OctopusFollow

Yeah, its not like that was a Great White though.

Save the pacific tree octopus! link in sig!!!

(its a parody site btw.)

Although the tree octopus is not officially listed on the Endangered Species List, we feel that it should be added since its numbers are at a critically low level for its breeding needs. The reasons for this dire situation include: decimation of habitat by logging and suburban encroachment; building of roads that cut off access to the water which it needs for spawning; predation by foreign species such as house cats; and booming populations of its natural predators, including the bald eagle and sasquatch. What few that make it to the Canal are further hampered in their reproduction by the growing problem of pollution from farming and residential run-off. Unless immediate action is taken to protect this species and its habitat, the Pacific Northwest tree octopus will be but a memory.

and booming populations of its natural predators, including the bald eagle and sasquatch

You're a ******* idiot.

Now, if the people at the Aquarium were smart, they would have put friggen' lazer beams on the sharks' heads so they could defend themselves.