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#1 Dec 07 2005 at 1:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Can we sue the Japanese for reparations, based on their hauling us into World War 2?
#2 Dec 07 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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That was god punishing us for not helping the Jews sooner.

The signs are clear. Vengance and wrath from above? Come on man, doesn't take a rocket scientist.

We deserved it.

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#3 Dec 07 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't celebrate Pearl Harbor Day. You have offended me and my religion.













It's a Festivus for the rest of us!
#4 Dec 07 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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Suing would be to easy, let's round them up and lock them in a camp of some sort.





Edited, Wed Dec 7 13:21:55 2005 by trickybeck
#5 Dec 07 2005 at 1:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Suing would be to easy, let's round them up and put them and lock them in a camp of some sort.


You mean like Band Camp?
#6 Dec 07 2005 at 1:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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I believe you meant Happy X-earl X-arbor day.
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#7 Dec 07 2005 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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MentalFrog wrote:
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Suing would be to easy, let's round them up and put them and lock them in a camp of some sort.


You mean like Band Camp?

Yes, and force them to entertain us with pentatonic scales played on a koto.


#8 Dec 07 2005 at 1:26 PM Rating: Decent
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I believe you meant Happy X-earl X-arbor day.


Ahem...Happy Harbor Day. Or at least Island Day.
#9 Dec 07 2005 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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I say we just nuke 'em.
#10 Dec 07 2005 at 1:28 PM Rating: Decent
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That's great and all but you hvae to be pretty kinky to get yourself off with a [link=http://elm.******************************************************
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