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#1 Dec 07 2005 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Washington Post, by way of the C. Tribune wrote:
WASHINGTON -- What's missing from the White House Christmas card? Christmas.

This month, as in every December since he took office, President Bush sent out cards with a generic end-of-the-year message, wishing 1.4 million of his close friends and supporters a happy "holiday season."

Many people are thrilled to get a White House Christmas card, no matter what the greeting. But some conservative Christians are reacting as if Bush stuck coal in their stockings.

"This clearly demonstrates that the Bush administration has suffered a loss of will and that they have capitulated to the worst elements in our culture," said William Donohue, president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights.

Bush "claims to be a born-again, evangelical Christian. But he sure doesn't act like one," said Joseph Farah, editor of the conservative Web site WorldNetDaily.com. "I threw out my White House card as soon as I got it."
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"Certainly President and Mrs. Bush, because of their faith, celebrate Christmas," said Susan Whitson, the first lady's press secretary. "Their cards in recent years have included best wishes for a holiday season, rather than Christmas wishes, because they are sent to people of all faiths."
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But the White Houses explanation does not satisfy groups that have grown in number in recent years that believe there is, in the words of the Heritage Foundation, a "war on Christmas" involving an "ever-stronger push toward a neutered holiday season so that non-Christians won't be even the slightest bit offended."

One of the generals on the pro-Christmas side is Tim Wildmon, president of the American Family Association in Tupelo, Miss. "Sometimes it's hard to tell whether this is sinister--it's the purging of Christ from Christmas--or whether it's just political correctness run amok," he said. "I think in the case of the White House, it's just political correctness."

Wildmon does not give retailers the same benefit of the doubt. This year, he has called for a consumer boycott of Target stores because the chain issued a holiday advertising circular that did not mention Christmas.
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At the Catholic League, Donohue had just announced a boycott of the Lands' End catalog when he received his White House holiday card. True, he said, the Bushes included a verse from Psalm 28, but Psalms are in the Old Testament and do not mention Jesus' birth.

"They'd better address this, because they're no better than the retailers who have lost the will to say `Merry Christmas,"' he said.
The parties in the article seem split between "Bush's Christianity is a sham because his cards don't say Christmas!" and "Well, we can give Bush a pass but those retailers are all sinister!!!"

Either way, what a bunch of nutballs Smiley: laugh
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#2 Dec 07 2005 at 9:50 AM Rating: Decent
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"I threw out my White House card as soon as I got it."


/stamps foot and shakes fist.
#3 Dec 07 2005 at 10:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ummm, yeah...I threw mine away as soon as I got it too...that's why I can't show it to you.

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#4 Dec 07 2005 at 10:41 AM Rating: Decent
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True, he said, the Bushes included a verse from Psalm 28, but Psalms are in the Old Testament and do not mention Jesus' birth.


OMGZ. Bush is a Jew!?!

I am glad to see that someone of my faith is stepping up to the plate and making sure that people continue to associate this holiday of overindulgence and material importance with our God.

Jesus would be proud that Target mentions his name on their ad for crap you don't need. Searchability + eleventy million!!1!
#5 Dec 07 2005 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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Wow. It looks like some people lost the holiday spirit. Picky picky picky
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But the White Houses explanation does not satisfy groups that have grown in number in recent years that believe there is, in the words of the Heritage Foundation, a "war on Christmas" involving an "ever-stronger push toward a neutered holiday season so that non-Christians won't be even the slightest bit offended."



Because everyone knows it's not really Christmas if you don't offend some non-Christians. Smiley: rolleyes

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#7 Dec 07 2005 at 11:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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This month, as in every December since he took office, President Bush sent out cards with a generic end-of-the-year message, wishing 1.4 million of his close friends and supporters a happy "holiday season."

Five years of sending out "Happy Holidays" cards and this is the year they decide its an affront to Jesus.
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#8 Dec 07 2005 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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I wish people would stop giving these nutjob groups so much attention.

Check out some of their gripes (IN CAPS BECAUSE THEY'RE IMPORTANT):
http://www.catholicleague.org/news.htm




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"This clearly demonstrates that the Bush administration has suffered a loss of will and that they have capitulated to the worst elements in our culture," said William Donohue, president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights.


My dad.

Ever wonder how I ended up so ****** up?

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At the rate they're going, the religious right wingnuts are going to be boycotting every American business. Presumably it's still okay to do business with foreign companies, though. At least they're just ignoring the sacred holidays instead of gutting, neutering, and otherwise violently violating them.

It's too silly. It's like they think you have to offend in order to exist. They can't articulate how any of these stridently protested measures are hurting them or infringing on their rights. They Just Don't Like It, and that's enough to call for a national boycott.

Edited to add: in other news, holy hell, Smash. It sure does explain some stuff. Smiley: laugh

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It's too silly. It's like they think you have to offend in order to exist. They can't articulate how any of these stridently protested measures are hurting them or infringing on their rights. They Just Don't Like It, and that's enough to call for a national boycott.


In other news, Ford is pulling all of their ads from gay publications.

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In other news, Ford is pulling all of their ads from gay publications.


Well, duh, it's not like gay people buy Fords anyway.
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Not even the Festiva?


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Well, duh, it's not like gay people buy Fords anyway.


Hahah. Actually they never advertised the Ford brand.

The did advertise Volvo, Land Rover, and Jaguar though.

Apparently the gays are better with money for some reason.

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As to the actual article, clearly he should just put Christmass on them, preferably with the entire front of the card taken up by a bloody, beaten Jesus taking a beer and a coke spoon out of George's hands.

I mean that's his entire compelling personal bio, yeah?

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#16 Dec 07 2005 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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Well, duh, it's not like gay people buy Fords anyway.


Hahah. Actually they never advertised the Ford brand.

The did advertise Volvo, Land Rover, and Jaguar though.

Apparently the gays are better with money for some reason.


D.I.N.K Ring a bell? Smiley: dubious
#17 Dec 07 2005 at 1:15 PM Rating: Decent
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So Christmas is not only a commercialized holiday it's now a religious war. Every year it just gets better and better! Yay!

Let's get together and burn down tree lots in protest.
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D.I.N.K Ring a bell?


Nah, that's definately not it. Most gay couples have kids these days, anyway. I don't think single young gay twinks are buying Volvos to cruise Miami Beach.

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It's too silly. It's like they think you have to offend in order to exist. They can't articulate how any of these stridently protested measures are hurting them or infringing on their rights. They Just Don't Like It, and that's enough to call for a national boycott.


I am hoping that you are including every group in America in this statement. Religious nuts do not have /butthurt trademarked.
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Religious nuts do not have /butthurt trademarked.


No, just the idea that it's the command of a big invisable man in the sky.

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No, just the idea that it's the command of a big noodle in the sky.


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