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#1 Dec 06 2005 at 9:57 PM Rating: Decent
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LONDON (Reuters) - Tired of the same old lunch at your office desk? Help is at hand. A British supermarket is launching the ultimate life-enhancing snack -- the musical sandwich.

In a trial certain to be welcomed by the estimated one million Britons who eat their lunch at their desks each day, Britain's biggest retailer Tesco will use technology similar to that used in singing greetings cards to sell musical sandwiches.

Opening the top of the sandwich box will activate a tiny sound module that plays a selection of music. This season's offering will be a medley of Christmas tunes including Jingle Bells, Santa Claus is Coming to Town and We Wish You a Merry Christmas.

Tesco Spokesman Jonathan Church said the potential of the melodic munch was enormous.

"It's designed to provide busy office workers with relaxing music to make eating lunch at their desks more enjoyable than ever before," he said, adding that the concept could be easily adapted for Easter, Valentine's Day or Mother's Day.




How do people come up with ideas like this? I dread the Valentine's Day sandwich.
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#2 Dec 06 2005 at 11:42 PM Rating: Decent
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What in the hell...?

I would imagine that would drive your co-workers insane.

"Ahh...Ok time for lunch..."
*Creak* WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WIS-
"Sorry guys."
*audible mumbles from neighboring cubicles*
"Oh, heh, heh, I need my soda..."
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL TH-
"Sorry again..."
*shotgun ******
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#3 Dec 06 2005 at 11:58 PM Rating: Good
Gah, that's so incredibly stupid.

"Now we've installed one of our music jiggys' into your toilet bowl lid! So now, late at night when you need to relieve that double gulp you had before bed, you can enjoy this momentous occasion with the musical stylings of the Beach Boys or Dave Koz."

I'm still waiting for the day when I can open up my wallet and have it play it's own WalleTone.
#4 Dec 07 2005 at 9:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Musical Sandwich?


Are you confused as to what a sandwich is?

A sandwich is what happens in your parent's bedroom while you're playing FFxi. You know when that one guy comes over your parents met on the internet, and they close the door and you can hear Mommy moaning a lot.

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