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#127 Dec 08 2005 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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Can you see how someone who ran off the roof of his house daily trying to fly would be a moron?

How would you react when he told you there's no way he'll ever fly if he stops trying, but maybe, if he keeps at it, someday he will?


Well first of all if I am wrong about God I am certainly not going to lose anything I would if I was an Aethiest. So lets move your guy off the roof to his yard. Also we already know how to fly and last I checked Aethiests didn't have the secret to eternal life so lets change his mission to traveling through time.

If this guy continues to try different things on his quest to travel through time, every day adding to what he learned the day before then I wouldn't call him a moron, I'd call him dedicated, maybe I might think he is wasting his time, but it certainly doesn't make him a moron, and I certainly wouldn't try to detract him from his quest because if he is right he will accomplish something great, and if he is wrong all he has wasted is his own time.
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#128 Dec 08 2005 at 9:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Well first of all if I am wrong about God I am certainly not going to lose anything I would if I was an Aethiest.


One, if you're going to rip off dead mathmaticians and use their arguments at least give them credit.

Two, Pascal's Wager has been refuted for about ohh 300 years now.

If you are wrong about God, you risk eternal damnation because you belived in the wrong thing. Just like an Atheist.

Also, if there is no God, you've wasted all that time an energy and what with there being no afterlife don't even get to say "damn, I really was a massive sucker, huh?"



So lets move your guy off the roof to his yard. Also we already know how to fly and last I checked Aethiests didn't have the secret to eternal life so lets change his mission to traveling through time.

If this guy continues to try different things on his quest to travel through time, every day adding to what he learned the day before then I wouldn't call him a moron, I'd call him dedicated, maybe I might think he is wasting his time, but it certainly doesn't make him a moron, and I certainly wouldn't try to detract him from his quest because if he is right he will accomplish something great, and if he is wrong all he has wasted is his own time.


Yeah, problem is, the guy running off the house trying to fly is vastly more likely to succeed than you or the time travel guy.

Look, I don't care how you decide to waste your life. I spend most of my time playing a card game. I'm not judging your ambition. Just your stupidity and ignorance in thinking you've accomplished anything with it.


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#129 Dec 08 2005 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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One, if you're going to rip off dead mathmaticians and use their arguments at least give them credit.

Two, Pascal's Wager has been refuted for about ohh 300 years now.

If you are wrong about God, you risk eternal damnation because you belived in the wrong thing. Just like an Atheist.

Also, if there is no God, you've wasted all that time an energy and what with there being no afterlife don't even get to say "damn, I really was a massive sucker, huh?"


I am unfamiliar with Pascal, but what I was referring too was not the viewpoint that I'm worshiping the wrong God. I am referring to the Athiests viewpoint that there is no God. You don't think I'm worshiping the wrong God do you?

If I am wrong then after I get hit by a bus I wink out of existance just like the Athiest. Nothing lost nothing gained. If there is no God then we are all wasting time. What difference does it make? As much as I will not get to say damn I was a massive sucker you will not get to say, gee I really had allot of fun in that life.
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#130 Dec 08 2005 at 10:24 AM Rating: Decent
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If I am wrong then after I get hit by a bus I wink out of existance just like the Athiest.


Oh contraire. If you're wrong and say, the Muslims are correct, you'll be dammed to eternal hell whereas I'll have a chance to attain paradise.

You're screwed man.


If there is no God then we are all wasting time. What difference does it make?


While it's charming that you think existance without God is pointless, I'm going to focus on nailing hot asian chiks with my time.

To each his own, I guess.

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#131 Dec 08 2005 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
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Oh contraire. If you're wrong and say, the Muslims are correct, you'll be dammed to eternal hell whereas I'll have a chance to attain paradise.


Well that would be true if you were a muslim, or arguing from the viewpoint of a muslim. But you are arguing this from an Aethiest standpoint. In which case we will both be damned to hell and you can sit above me and laugh while I eat my humble pie and wail and gnash my teeth. In hell you might even have a higher karma than me, hell, I'd probably even be sub-default.

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I'm going to focus on nailing hot asian chiks with my time.


I honestly hope that works out well for you.
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#132 Dec 08 2005 at 10:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Well that would be true if you were a muslim, or arguing from the viewpoint of a muslim.


Nah, why would that matter.

If they're right, they're right and you're wrong.

Doesn't matter what I believe. Allah will send you to the infidels hell and you'll be tortured by Azriel.

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#133 Dec 08 2005 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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Nah, why would that matter.

If they're right, they're right and you're wrong.

Doesn't matter what I believe. Allah will send you to the infidels hell and you'll be tortured by Azriel.


Do muslims have a different hell for Christians than Athiests?
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#134 Dec 08 2005 at 10:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Do muslims have a different hell for Christians than Athiests?


Atheists get the chance to convert on Al Sirat. Infidels just go straight to one of the seven gates of Jannah.

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#135 Dec 08 2005 at 11:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atheists get the chance to convert on Al Sirat. Infidels just go straight to one of the seven gates of Jannah.


Well then good luck with that. Not only would you get to mock me but you'd be able to do it with a bucket of virgins.
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#136 Dec 08 2005 at 11:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Well then good luck with that. Not only would you get to mock me but you'd be able to do it with a bucket of virgins.


I think just Martyrs get them, actually, but I'm not sure.

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#137 Dec 08 2005 at 11:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Pretty sure the Christian God as depicted in the bible would send anybody playing the percentages straight to hell. Uh oh. Not looking good for you Xythex.
#138 Dec 08 2005 at 11:26 AM Rating: Decent
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And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour,

..and so, the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath, by Shor Ethra Regalion, ..to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda,
..he who brought the butter-dish to Balshazar..
..and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon,

and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits..

..in little pots.


Here endeth the lesson.


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#139 Dec 08 2005 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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Don't get me wrong Pat I'm certainly not following my religion because of the consequences of not following it. I'm following it because it is what I feel I have been called to do and in the end will ultimatly make me the best person I can be.
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#140 Dec 08 2005 at 5:20 PM Rating: Decent
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I think I'm going to leave here... it's like a cube trying to explain height to squares. I won't accomplish anything. The asylum never fails to make me regret posting in it.

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#141 Dec 08 2005 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
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Well... Bye
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