***** Advent Calendars!
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German Protestant youth group has put together a 2006 calendar with 12 staged photos depicting erotic scenes from the Bible, including a bare-breasted Delilah cutting Samson's hair and a nude Eve offering an apple.
"There's a whole range of biblical scriptures simply bursting with eroticism," said Stefan Wiest, the 32-year-old photographer who took the titillating pictures.
Anne Rohmer, 21, poses on a doorstep in garters and stockings as the prostitute Rahab, who is mentioned in both New and Old Testaments. "We wanted to represent the Bible in a different way and to interest young people," she told Reuters.
"Anyway, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that you are forbidden to show yourself nude."
Bernd Grasser, pastor of the church in Nuremberg where the calendar is being sold, was enthusiastic about the project which is explained online at www.bibelkalender.de.
"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible," he said.
I didn't think there was a dearth of inspiration for erotica, but apparently I was wrong. Is this a first? Any "Bible-****" out there that I am unaware of?
Not that I'm compiling a Xmas list or anything....
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Oh suuuure. You think that's going get me to embrace religion?
When there's a tiny piece of chocolate behind each scene, then we'll talk.
Edited, Tue Dec 6 08:17:59 2005 by Tare
When there's a tiny piece of chocolate behind each scene, then we'll talk.
Edited, Tue Dec 6 08:17:59 2005 by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible," he said.
Isn't ************ a sin?
Tare wrote:
Oh suuuure. You think that's going get me to embrace religion?
When there'e a tiny piece of chocolate behind each scene, then we'll talk.
When there'e a tiny piece of chocolate behind each scene, then we'll talk.
This actually makes me wonder if boobies>chocolate. Having boobies, I think I like them more than chocolate.
A question for the ages.
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"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible," he said.
Fetishist?
Soracloud the Irrelevant wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible," he said.
Isn't ************ a sin?
Nah, he's talking about tattoos.
I like boobies more than chocolate. The real question for me is, are boobies>coffee.
I can make coffee whenever I want.
boobies > coffee.
boobies > coffee.
As far as I'm concerned, boobies > just about anything.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
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I can make coffee whenever I want.
Well, if you are going to use that logic, I can play with boobies whenever I want.
/jealous
the reason I used that logic is because I CAN'T play with boobies whenever I want...only when I'm told.
Edited, Tue Dec 6 08:53:51 2005 by Frakkor
the reason I used that logic is because I CAN'T play with boobies whenever I want...only when I'm told.
Edited, Tue Dec 6 08:53:51 2005 by Frakkor
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Anne Rohmer, 21, poses on a doorstep in garters and stockings as the prostitute Rahab, who is mentioned in both New and Old Testaments. "We wanted to represent the Bible in a different way and to interest young people," she told Reuters.
"Anyway, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that you are forbidden to show yourself nude."
Bernd Grasser, pastor of the church in Nuremberg where the calendar is being sold, was enthusiastic about the project which is explained online at www.bibelkalender.de.
"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible," he said.
"Anyway, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that you are forbidden to show yourself nude."
Bernd Grasser, pastor of the church in Nuremberg where the calendar is being sold, was enthusiastic about the project which is explained online at www.bibelkalender.de.
"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible," he said.
Sweet Jesus...it's no wonder most of you think Christians are crazy. Nothing quite says "Praise be to God" like turning the words of the Holy Spirit into softcore **** and ************ material.
Although most of me is not surprised that the Germans did it first...
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12 staged photos
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Sora wrote:
Isn't ************ a sin?
Only if you're Catholic.
Soracloud the Irrelevant wrote:
Isn't ************ a sin?
If I remember right, ************ is considered a sin because a man is spilling his "seed" on the ground which means no babies can come from it.
But if you think about it, a girl's egg doesn't go anywhere when she does it so for a girl, is ************ not a sin?
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If I remember right, ************ is considered a sin because a man is spilling his "seed" on the ground which means no babies can come from it.
But if you think about it, a girl's egg doesn't go anywhere when she does it so for a girl, is ************ not a sin?
But if you think about it, a girl's egg doesn't go anywhere when she does it so for a girl, is ************ not a sin?
Well, if you want to go that route, take it a step further. If a woman has her period every month, that means that egg is wasted. Does that mean women are themselves a sin unless they birth every month?
I already know the answer to that question, but I gotta give the allhafems' a chance to TRY and defend themselves.
EDIT: posting form work, not enough time to proof everything.
Edited, Tue Dec 6 12:39:08 2005 by Molish
Solomon wrote:
"O that you would kiss me with the kisses of your mouth! For your love is better than wine." (1:2)
"Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle, that feed among the lilies." (4:5)
"Your rounded thighs are like jewels, the work of a master hand. Your navel is a rounded bowl that never lacks mixed wine. Your belly is a heap of wheat, encircled with lilies." (7:1-2)
"Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle, that feed among the lilies." (4:5)
"Your rounded thighs are like jewels, the work of a master hand. Your navel is a rounded bowl that never lacks mixed wine. Your belly is a heap of wheat, encircled with lilies." (7:1-2)
tisk tisk
I am always amazed when "great philosophers" use Song of Songs as God's endorsement of ****.
Well, I suppose it's racier than Lamentation of Jeremiah
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
************ is a sin only if you're a wasteful, wasteful man and yes, women are evil.
In the older Hebrew traditions, kids were not allowed to read the Song of Songs until they were 13 years old. Age restriction on **** goes way back.
Molish wrote:
If a woman has her period every month, that means that egg is wasted. Does that mean women are themselves a sin unless they birth every month?
The argument is that the sexual act itself is for the sole purpose of trying to procreate. A man's "seed" cannot impregnate a woman if it's being "spilled on the ground."
A woman, though, can ********** as much as she wants and the egg doesn't go anywhere. She can still get pregnant. The egg isn't "wasted" through her ************* it's still waiting to get fertilized. However, if a man ************ his stuff isn't going where it's supposed to go (to the egg).
As for getting a period every month, that is technically the woman's "original sin" and punishment from God for Eve leading Adam astray, together with the pains from child birth.
That story about the Camel and the eye of a needle?
That always gives me the fu[i][/i]ckin' Horn!
That always gives me the fu[i][/i]ckin' Horn!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Please tell me they have Lot having sex with his two virgin daughters.
And thus did Lord Jesus our Savior unfurl His cloak and reveal His holy *****, and Lo, it was taller than the tallest mountain, thicker than the thickest tree's trunk... [The Bible Erotica 4:5]
"Oh yes baby, wilst thou sticketh thy holy ***** into thee?"
And the Lord cometh.
And the Lord cometh.
↓His opinion is ****.↓
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