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Achileez
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A quick request,
I know you are at work bored and you might be tempted to kill time by replying to Varus's reply. I ask kindly that you do not. Seriously if you let the guy hijack the asylum awards then you can count on me rating you sub default. I dont care if it takes me until next years awards I will see you sub default.
On another note to change the course of the discussion.
I am Erisperia.
True or False?
Edited, Mon Dec 5 14:32:24 2005 by bodhisattva
I know you are at work bored and you might be tempted to kill time by replying to Varus's reply. I ask kindly that you do not. Seriously if you let the guy hijack the asylum awards then you can count on me rating you sub default. I dont care if it takes me until next years awards I will see you sub default.
On another note to change the course of the discussion.
I am Erisperia.
True or False?
Edited, Mon Dec 5 14:32:24 2005 by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
achileez,
I can't read his posts, nor can I figure out how to change my filters to be able to read them.
Oh well, I'm sure I am not missing much.
I can't read his posts, nor can I figure out how to change my filters to be able to read them.
Oh well, I'm sure I am not missing much.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
bodhisattva wrote:
On another note to change the course of the discussion.
I am Erisperia.
True or False?
Hey! How about we avoid all hijacking period...hmmmm?!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I still say true. No other poster would possess the wit to pull that one off. Either way, props.
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Seriously if you let the guy hijack the asylum awards then you can count on me rating you sub default. I dont care if it takes me until next years awards I will see you sub default.
We can discuss this elsewhere if you like, but childish threats like this are what lead so many people to love you.
That, and I'll post whatever the f'uck I want where ever the f'uck I want and you fulfilling my request isn't going to change that. Now stuff that in your left-wing pinko maple leaf and blow it out your ***. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Quote:
Seriously if you let the guy hijack the asylum awards then you can count on me rating you sub default. I dont care if it takes me until next years awards I will see you sub default.
We can discuss this elsewhere if you like, but childish threats like this are what lead so many people to love you.
That, and I'll post whatever the f'uck I want where ever the f'uck I want and you fulfilling my request isn't going to change that. Now stuff that in your left-wing pinko maple leaf and blow it out your ***. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Wasn't aimed at you Moe. More of a pre-emptive threat. Anyways why would I rate you down? I am of course winning the race to sub-default.
Rate ups though for getting all tough and burly with me.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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Wasn't aimed at you Moe.
You have the dubious distinction of being a part of a select group of people who I can even be assed to get out of bed in the morning for, metaphoricly speaking as it were. I was just looking for something to do.
I will, of course, await the obvious fixes and lowbrow jokes from Neph and company.
Nexa wrote:
Thanks Yan for digging these up!
1) Favorite poster: Moe
2) Best Flamer: Dracoid
3) Funniest poster: Nobby
4) Most annoying troll: Varus
5) Best sock puppet: socks r teh suxorz lololxxx
6) Worst sock puppet: moesavenger, seriously that sucked
7) Best sig: Nexa ~ Office Space ftw!
8) Poster with the least brain cells: shadowrelm
9) Most helpful poster: Kao
10) Most knowledgable about EQ: GFY
11) Best thread: meh =/
12) Best arch nemesis pair: Kao vs. Skeeter
13) Best newcomer: Dux YSU
14) Board lifetime achievement award: Joph
15) Last but not Least favorite poster: See #1
1) Favorite poster: Moe
2) Best Flamer: Dracoid
3) Funniest poster: Nobby
4) Most annoying troll: Varus
5) Best sock puppet: socks r teh suxorz lololxxx
6) Worst sock puppet: moesavenger, seriously that sucked
7) Best sig: Nexa ~ Office Space ftw!
8) Poster with the least brain cells: shadowrelm
9) Most helpful poster: Kao
10) Most knowledgable about EQ: GFY
11) Best thread: meh =/
12) Best arch nemesis pair: Kao vs. Skeeter
13) Best newcomer: Dux YSU
14) Board lifetime achievement award: Joph
15) Last but not Least favorite poster: See #1
bHodisattva is the forum version of one of those Perrier drinking pithy little ******; who always have their pinkies out and are fond of wrapping thier sweater sleeves around thier necks. Prolly does the "point and wink" thing alot too.
and I wrong?
and I wrong?
wehn in Rome..
Most Improved Poster:
Katie
Funniest poster:
Elderon
Biggest Karma *****:
Undeadshroom
Most Hypnotic Avatar:
uhh Nobby
Poster with the most sock accounts:
who cares?
Most knowledgable poster:
Jophiel
Favoite Poster:
Kelvyquayo
Most Hated Poster:
don't care enough to hate
Most full of sh*t poster:
Varrus
Poster you'd most like to meet in person:
Youshutup (we'd be sparkin' mad isms, Yo)
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted:
TStevens (for killing his employees)
Best story teller:
Gbaji
Favorite Admin:
Danalog
Worst Admin:
Wahtever one's I've never heard of
Poster with the least sense of humor:
Somone I forgot about
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker:
DSD
Favorite Thread:
my "For the Athiests" thread
Least Favorite Thread:
Any threads that I didn't start or participate in
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair:
Nobby and Nadenu
Poster most likely to go postal at work:
Yossarian (it's always the quiet ones)
Sexiest Female Poster:
Yanari
Sexiest Male Poster:
Kelvyquayo
Blandest Poster:
Somone I forgot
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year:
Katie's for making me all bothered
Best Avatars:
All of mine
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most:
That guy that's always in there
Most witty AsylumIRC poster:
Nobby?
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC:
Undeadshroom
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation:
That one about that thing that time!!
Best new poster:
Omegavegeta
Most mediocre poster:
Someone I can't remember
Asshat award:
Varrus
Best Flamer:
Sarubuto
Worst flamer:
Varrus
Favorite *** and *** hag:
I thought we already discussed flamers...
Sexiest Allefemme:
Yanari
Most unique:
Kelvyquayo
Most creative:
Nobby
Most /butthurt:
Kaolian
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance):
Smasharoo
Poster with the cutest kiddo:
heh, kids suck (but a big toss up betwixt Pikko and Nexa)
Poster with the highest searchability:
Katie
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with:
Jophiel (prolly interesting conversations)
Poster you'd go gay for (male):
Jophiel
Poster you'd go gay for (female):
Atomicflea
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper:
Totem
Hippest poster:
DSD
Admin's pet:
Angstycoder
Forum Rebel (without a cause):
Youshutup
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N':
duhhh
Best Hijack:
uhhh
Best FTFY:
ummmm
Most Improved Poster:
Katie
Funniest poster:
Elderon
Biggest Karma *****:
Undeadshroom
Most Hypnotic Avatar:
uhh Nobby
Poster with the most sock accounts:
who cares?
Most knowledgable poster:
Jophiel
Favoite Poster:
Kelvyquayo
Most Hated Poster:
don't care enough to hate
Most full of sh*t poster:
Varrus
Poster you'd most like to meet in person:
Youshutup (we'd be sparkin' mad isms, Yo)
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted:
TStevens (for killing his employees)
Best story teller:
Gbaji
Favorite Admin:
Danalog
Worst Admin:
Wahtever one's I've never heard of
Poster with the least sense of humor:
Somone I forgot about
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker:
DSD
Favorite Thread:
my "For the Athiests" thread
Least Favorite Thread:
Any threads that I didn't start or participate in
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair:
Nobby and Nadenu
Poster most likely to go postal at work:
Yossarian (it's always the quiet ones)
Sexiest Female Poster:
Yanari
Sexiest Male Poster:
Kelvyquayo
Blandest Poster:
Somone I forgot
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year:
Katie's for making me all bothered
Best Avatars:
All of mine
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most:
That guy that's always in there
Most witty AsylumIRC poster:
Nobby?
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC:
Undeadshroom
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation:
That one about that thing that time!!
Best new poster:
Omegavegeta
Most mediocre poster:
Someone I can't remember
Asshat award:
Varrus
Best Flamer:
Sarubuto
Worst flamer:
Varrus
Favorite *** and *** hag:
I thought we already discussed flamers...
Sexiest Allefemme:
Yanari
Most unique:
Kelvyquayo
Most creative:
Nobby
Most /butthurt:
Kaolian
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance):
Smasharoo
Poster with the cutest kiddo:
heh, kids suck (but a big toss up betwixt Pikko and Nexa)
Poster with the highest searchability:
Katie
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with:
Jophiel (prolly interesting conversations)
Poster you'd go gay for (male):
Jophiel
Poster you'd go gay for (female):
Atomicflea
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper:
Totem
Hippest poster:
DSD
Admin's pet:
Angstycoder
Forum Rebel (without a cause):
Youshutup
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N':
duhhh
Best Hijack:
uhhh
Best FTFY:
ummmm
HoMoe wrote:
You have the dubious distinction of being a part of a select group of people who I take it in the a[b][/b]ss from in order to get out of bed in the morning, metaphoricly speaking as it were. I was just looking for someone to do me.
I will, of course, await the obvious fixes and lowbrow jokes from Neph and company.
I will, of course, await the obvious fixes and lowbrow jokes from Neph and company.
Heh heh. ***.
Edited, Mon Dec 5 17:16:31 2005 by NephthysWanderer
Just put me down for Jophiel, Kao, DSD, and Nexa in alternating turns and let the chips fall where they may.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Just put me down for Jophiel, Kao, DSD, and Nexa in alternating turns and let the chips fall where they may.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
1) Favorite poster - Trickybeck
2) Best Flamer - Moe
3) Funniest poster - PottyMouth / Nobby
4) Most annoying troll - Varus / achileez
5) Best sock puppet - Neph's "wife"
6) Worst sock puppet - one of niobia's
7) Best sig - Trickybeck
8) Poster with the least brain cells - shadowrelm
9) Most helpful poster - Kaolian
10) Most knowledgable about EQ
11) Best thread - The most recent RL pics one
12) Best arch nemesis pair - Katie / Bodhi
13) Best newcomer
14) Board lifetime achievement award - Jophiel
15) Last but not Least favorite poster - Neph
16) Best avatar - Elderon's Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween (LOTR-style) avatard
EDITED to include avatard award.
Edited, Mon Dec 5 18:34:25 2005 by DodoBird
2) Best Flamer - Moe
3) Funniest poster - PottyMouth / Nobby
4) Most annoying troll - Varus / achileez
5) Best sock puppet - Neph's "wife"
6) Worst sock puppet - one of niobia's
7) Best sig - Trickybeck
8) Poster with the least brain cells - shadowrelm
9) Most helpful poster - Kaolian
10) Most knowledgable about EQ
11) Best thread - The most recent RL pics one
12) Best arch nemesis pair - Katie / Bodhi
13) Best newcomer
14) Board lifetime achievement award - Jophiel
15) Last but not Least favorite poster - Neph
16) Best avatar - Elderon's Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween (LOTR-style) avatard
EDITED to include avatard award.
Edited, Mon Dec 5 18:34:25 2005 by DodoBird
1) Favorite poster:
I have several ones I guess I’d call favorite, but I refuse to make any of their heads bigger by naming names. So GFY
2) Best Flamer:
Moe, since he's the only one who still posts fairly regularly that's really any good.
3) Funniest poster:
Nobby usually gives me a chuckle.
4) Most annoying troll:
Dunno, they're all sub-default
5) Best sock puppet:
The only one I remember is Neph's wife, which made me laugh.
6) Worst sock puppet:
The beauty of the default filter is I so easily forget their names.
7) Best sig:
Debalic, cause I told him to sig it.
8) Poster with the least brain cells:
shadowrelm
9) Most helpful poster:
Kao is pretty helpful. Can we nominate admins?
10) Most knowledgeable about EQ:
No one really stands out to me anymore.
11) Best thread:
This one made me laugh.
12) Best arch nemesis pair:
Bhodi and whoever he’s antagonizing that particular week.
13) Best newcomer:
YSU (because someone else mentioned him but I don't recall that he's really new)
14) Board lifetime achievement award:
Joph obviously
15) Last but not Least favorite poster:
There's other posters I just can't stand, and then there's Katie. She's in a whole other subtext. When she's not repeating herself ad naseum (drinking bleach cocktails, etc) or copy/pasting her chain emails, she occasionally comes up with a nugget of something. Sometimes it's funny, on rare occasions it's witty (mostly by accident), and once in a great while she makes me want to reach through my computer and choke the sh[i][/i]it out of her. But you gotta admire her perseverance.
16) Best avatar
Kakar’s LOTR flash
My name has to be in this thread somewhere dammit!
I have several ones I guess I’d call favorite, but I refuse to make any of their heads bigger by naming names. So GFY
2) Best Flamer:
Moe, since he's the only one who still posts fairly regularly that's really any good.
3) Funniest poster:
Nobby usually gives me a chuckle.
4) Most annoying troll:
Dunno, they're all sub-default
5) Best sock puppet:
The only one I remember is Neph's wife, which made me laugh.
6) Worst sock puppet:
The beauty of the default filter is I so easily forget their names.
7) Best sig:
Debalic, cause I told him to sig it.
8) Poster with the least brain cells:
shadowrelm
9) Most helpful poster:
Kao is pretty helpful. Can we nominate admins?
10) Most knowledgeable about EQ:
No one really stands out to me anymore.
11) Best thread:
This one made me laugh.
12) Best arch nemesis pair:
Bhodi and whoever he’s antagonizing that particular week.
13) Best newcomer:
YSU (because someone else mentioned him but I don't recall that he's really new)
14) Board lifetime achievement award:
Joph obviously
15) Last but not Least favorite poster:
There's other posters I just can't stand, and then there's Katie. She's in a whole other subtext. When she's not repeating herself ad naseum (drinking bleach cocktails, etc) or copy/pasting her chain emails, she occasionally comes up with a nugget of something. Sometimes it's funny, on rare occasions it's witty (mostly by accident), and once in a great while she makes me want to reach through my computer and choke the sh[i][/i]it out of her. But you gotta admire her perseverance.
16) Best avatar
Kakar’s LOTR flash
My name has to be in this thread somewhere dammit!
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Is this one of those games where people go around and around nominating people and no keeps track of anyone but themselves?
Cuz if so, I am winning in alot of categories.
Cuz if so, I am winning in alot of categories.
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1) Favorite poster -
2) Best Flamer -
3) Funniest poster - Nobby
4) Most annoying troll - Varus
5) Best sock puppet - Neph's Wife
6) Worst sock puppet - anonamous
7) Best sig - Nexa
8) Poster with the least brain cells - Dracoid
9) Most helpful poster - Angsty
10) Most knowledgable about EQ -
11) Best thread - Show Yourselves thread
12) Best arch nemesis pair - niobia vs. insert random person who she tried to fight with here
13) Best newcomer - Rimesume/fourthreich
14) Board lifetime achievement award - Joph
15) Last but not Least favorite poster -
16) Best avatar - Katie's Trixrabbit gone postal
2) Best Flamer -
3) Funniest poster - Nobby
4) Most annoying troll - Varus
5) Best sock puppet - Neph's Wife
6) Worst sock puppet - anonamous
7) Best sig - Nexa
8) Poster with the least brain cells - Dracoid
9) Most helpful poster - Angsty
10) Most knowledgable about EQ -
11) Best thread - Show Yourselves thread
12) Best arch nemesis pair - niobia vs. insert random person who she tried to fight with here
13) Best newcomer - Rimesume/fourthreich
14) Board lifetime achievement award - Joph
15) Last but not Least favorite poster -
16) Best avatar - Katie's Trixrabbit gone postal
Edited, Mon Dec 5 19:30:41 2005 by UndeadShroom
Edited, Tue Dec 6 21:25:21 2005 by UndeadShroom
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Quote:
1) Favorite poster
Xthyxxxxxx
2) Best Flamer
Moe
3) Funniest poster
Neph
4) Most annoying troll
Nonlinear and his incarnations.
5) Best sock puppet
Katies husband
6) Worst sock puppet
Pretty much every other one.
7) Best sig
Smash I guess, I never read sigs.
8) Poster with the least brain cells
Undeadshroom. Love ya buddy.
9) Most helpful poster
Kao
10) Best Avatar
Nobby
11) Best thread
************* Brain Chemistry"-Smasharoo
12) Best arch nemesis pair
Kao vs. Pat in that one long *** thread.
13) Best newcomer
Weebs and YSU. 'Cause I CAN pick two.
14) Board lifetime achievement award
Jophiel
15) Last but not Least favorite poster
Totem
1) Favorite poster -Trickybeck
2) Best Flamer - I'm stuck between Moe and Totem.
3) Funniest poster - Xythex
4) Most annoying troll - Varus
5) Best sock puppet - Proof(enter Roman Number here) sometimes he was out right vicious and funny...
6) Worst sock puppet - but most of the time he was plain insipid.
7) Best sig - Moe
8) Poster with the least brain cells - Varus
9) Most helpful poster - Angsty
10) <This space left intentionally blank.>
11) Best thread - "Camping Karma" a.k.a. Staring Contest thread.
12) Best arch nemesis pair - Bodhisattva Vs. Lefien
13) Best newcomer - Me. Cause I am narcissistic like that.
14) Board lifetime achievement award - Joph
15) Last but not Least favorite poster - Don't really dispise anyone, the ones I do detest are banned.(*Cough* Varus *Cough*)
16) Best avatar - Nobby's
2) Best Flamer - I'm stuck between Moe and Totem.
3) Funniest poster - Xythex
4) Most annoying troll - Varus
5) Best sock puppet - Proof(enter Roman Number here) sometimes he was out right vicious and funny...
6) Worst sock puppet - but most of the time he was plain insipid.
7) Best sig - Moe
8) Poster with the least brain cells - Varus
9) Most helpful poster - Angsty
10) <This space left intentionally blank.>
11) Best thread - "Camping Karma" a.k.a. Staring Contest thread.
12) Best arch nemesis pair - Bodhisattva Vs. Lefien
13) Best newcomer - Me. Cause I am narcissistic like that.
14) Board lifetime achievement award - Joph
15) Last but not Least favorite poster - Don't really dispise anyone, the ones I do detest are banned.(*Cough* Varus *Cough*)
16) Best avatar - Nobby's
Double post, allakhazam was on the fritz again last night.
Edited, Tue Dec 6 10:22:33 2005 by Rimesume
Edited, Tue Dec 6 10:22:33 2005 by Rimesume
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Just put me down for Jophiel, Kao, DSD, and Nexa in alternating turns and let the chips fall where they may.
/butthurt
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Just put me down for Jophiel, Kao, DSD, and Nexa in alternating turns and let the chips fall where they may.
/butthurt
I just didn't want you to get best sock puppet.
You must admit, your socks are sub-par. I don't reward mediocrity, miss!
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