The ADD Asylum AwardsFollow

Man, those are old. "Most knowledgable about EQ"?

1) Favorite poster - Nobby Hit and miss but when he's on he makes threads worth clicking

2) Best Flamer - Totem No one can string together a list of obscentities so fluidly

3) Funniest poster - Bodhisattva For always gettting a laugh out of what really shouldn't be funny

4) Most annoying troll - Varrus Out of all the trolls here he is still one of the few that can get under my skin

5) Best sock puppet - Nephthy's wife Simply on terms of creativity

6) Worst sock puppet - Forgettable They dot every page here

7) Best sig - Smasharoo Sometimes I think some of you actually believe some of the stuff typed on this board

8) Poster with the least brain cells - Varrus Just when he begins to redeem himself with a glimmer of coherent thought he spins off wildly on some racist pseudoconspiritorial bullshi[/b]t tangent

9) Most helpful poster - Moe For his tireless dedication to letting everyone know exactly just how much they suck. Without his constant hammering some of us might forget

10) Most knowledgable about EQ - Iophiel There are few of us left but he still stands on top of this catagory

11) Best thread - Moe hates me The most fun I've had in the assylum in awhile

12) Best arch nemesis pair - Bodi and the Allefemmes While it's a different one each week Bodi tirelessly carries on his assualt on the institution that is teh allafemmes

13) Best newcomer - NephthysWanderer No one has ingrained themselves as quickly or as effectivly into this board

14) Board lifetime achievement award - Iophiel One of the last true defining icons of this site

15) Last but not Least favorite poster - SpinShark I'd love to hate him but like NonLinier, Drac and countless others before him what he says about the elitism here rings with a certain air of undeniable truth.

Ahem.

VVV

I vote we replace "Most knowledgeable about EQ" with "Best Avatar."

Now, if you want to add an avatar question, go right ahead. I would support it. But don't try to steal the stone on which we pour out some Old E for dead homies.

The question is there for the sake of a sense of history. This is now, has always been and will forever remain about the EQ posters for whom the place was created.

That is fine and all but these are yearly awards, how often in the last year has anyone demonstrated a knowledge of EQ in the Asylum? It's a great nostalgic question but simply doesn't have a place anymore in the yearly lineup, it's pretty near impossible to answer.