Reeve wrote:
I honor you all with my nominations, and I don't get a single one?
**** this ****.
**** this ****.
He's trying for the /butthurt award.
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He's trying for the /butthurt award.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Quote:
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N'
There is no poster in that category that could be described as "best"
There is no poster in that category that could be described as "best"
/butthurt
Most Improved Poster
Don't know
Funniest poster
Mental Frog
Biggest Karma *****
Nephthys
Most Hypnotic Avatar
Twiztid's crotch (he paid me to vote for him - that's why I'm even bothering, you can disregard all my other opinions.)
Poster with the most sock accounts
Don't know
Most knowledgable poster
Yossarian
Favorite Poster
Nobby - his christmas story last year was what got me checking this forum on a regular basis.
Most Hated Poster
I have no hate
Most full of sh*t poster
gbaji
Poster you'd most like to meet in person
Kakar, Debalic, Joph, Frakkor, Xythex, Demea (all my EQ friends
)
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted
How do you know someone isn't already on America's most wanted?
Best story teller
Totem (I miss them)
Favorite Admin
Kao
Worst Admin
Kao
Poster with the least sense of humor
Moe
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker
Joph, bet he's already had dozens.
Favorite Thread
Nothing comes to mind
Least Favorite Thread
Likewise
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair
Nobby and Nadenu
Poster most likely to go postal at work
Here's Johnny - at least his avatard guy is pretty insane.
Sexiest Female Poster
Sexiest by posts or looks?
Sexiest Male Poster
I need video's dammit!
Blandest Poster
Reeve (quit whining now)
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year
Those chinese guys in thongs.
Best Avatars
Soracloud
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most
NA
Most witty AsylumIRC poster
NA
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC
NA
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation
NA
Best new poster
Umm, Wingchild - s/he new?
Most mediocre poster
Singdall???
Asshat award
God this is getting long. There are a bunch of Asshats
Best Flamer
Flaming has gone to the dogs around here
Worst flamer
Katie
Favorite *** and *** hag
Xythex and Frakkor
Sexiest Allefemme
Again?
Most unique
Redjed blue
Most creative
Kelvy
Most /butthurt
Ambrya
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance)
Don't know
Poster with the cutest kiddo
They're all ugly!
/butthurt that I don't have cute little kiddo's anymore.
Poster with the highest searchability
no idea
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with
Are any of you Johnny Depp?
Poster you'd go gay for (male)
NA
Poster you'd go gay for (female)
NA
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper
It would most likely be one of them that lived near me as I typically only read the local paper.
Hippest poster
Debalic - he's so freakin cool.
Admin's pet
Koa is many peoples pet
Forum Rebel (without a cause)
Achillez
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N' and ending in 'E'
Can't think of any
Best Hijack
Don't know
Best FTFY
I suppose Nobby again - didn't he bring FTFY to the Asylum?
SHEW!!!
Edited for readablitiy
Edited, Sun Dec 4 23:39:21 2005 by Elinda
Don't know
Funniest poster
Mental Frog
Biggest Karma *****
Nephthys
Most Hypnotic Avatar
Twiztid's crotch (he paid me to vote for him - that's why I'm even bothering, you can disregard all my other opinions.)
Poster with the most sock accounts
Don't know
Most knowledgable poster
Yossarian
Favorite Poster
Nobby - his christmas story last year was what got me checking this forum on a regular basis.
Most Hated Poster
I have no hate
Most full of sh*t poster
gbaji
Poster you'd most like to meet in person
Kakar, Debalic, Joph, Frakkor, Xythex, Demea (all my EQ friends
) Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted
How do you know someone isn't already on America's most wanted?
Best story teller
Totem (I miss them)
Favorite Admin
Kao
Worst Admin
Kao
Poster with the least sense of humor
Moe
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker
Joph, bet he's already had dozens.
Favorite Thread
Nothing comes to mind
Least Favorite Thread
Likewise
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair
Nobby and Nadenu
Poster most likely to go postal at work
Here's Johnny - at least his avatard guy is pretty insane.
Sexiest Female Poster
Sexiest by posts or looks?
Sexiest Male Poster
I need video's dammit!
Blandest Poster
Reeve (quit whining now)
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year
Those chinese guys in thongs.
Best Avatars
Soracloud
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most
NA
Most witty AsylumIRC poster
NA
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC
NA
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation
NA
Best new poster
Umm, Wingchild - s/he new?
Most mediocre poster
Singdall???
Asshat award
God this is getting long. There are a bunch of Asshats
Best Flamer
Flaming has gone to the dogs around here
Worst flamer
Katie
Favorite *** and *** hag
Xythex and Frakkor
Sexiest Allefemme
Again?
Most unique
Redjed blue
Most creative
Kelvy
Most /butthurt
Ambrya
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance)
Don't know
Poster with the cutest kiddo
They're all ugly!
/butthurt that I don't have cute little kiddo's anymore.
Poster with the highest searchability
no idea
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with
Are any of you Johnny Depp?
Poster you'd go gay for (male)
NA
Poster you'd go gay for (female)
NA
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper
It would most likely be one of them that lived near me as I typically only read the local paper.
Hippest poster
Debalic - he's so freakin cool.
Admin's pet
Koa is many peoples pet
Forum Rebel (without a cause)
Achillez
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N' and ending in 'E'
Can't think of any
Best Hijack
Don't know
Best FTFY
I suppose Nobby again - didn't he bring FTFY to the Asylum?
SHEW!!!
Edited for readablitiy
Edited, Sun Dec 4 23:39:21 2005 by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
In case anyone's curious what the standard categories are/were, this is the cut and paste of the list from last year:
1) Favorite poster
2) Best Flamer
3) Funniest poster
4) Most annoying troll
5) Best sock puppet
6) Worst sock puppet
7) Best sig
8) Poster with the least brain cells
9) Most helpful poster
10) Most knowledgable about EQ
11) Best thread
12) Best arch nemesis pair
13) Best newcomer
14) Board lifetime achievement award
15) Last but not Least favorite poster
All submissions will be made with each catagory filled out, no n0obs may post without a post count of 100, no posts or threads may be submitted that are older than 1 January 2004, and no editting.
1) Favorite poster
2) Best Flamer
3) Funniest poster
4) Most annoying troll
5) Best sock puppet
6) Worst sock puppet
7) Best sig
8) Poster with the least brain cells
9) Most helpful poster
10) Most knowledgable about EQ
11) Best thread
12) Best arch nemesis pair
13) Best newcomer
14) Board lifetime achievement award
15) Last but not Least favorite poster
All submissions will be made with each catagory filled out, no n0obs may post without a post count of 100, no posts or threads may be submitted that are older than 1 January 2004, and no editting.
Bhodi wrote:
Favorite *** and *** hag
Totem and Twiztid
Totem and Twiztid
In other news, there should be a category for Asylum Drunk. I'm a shoe-in.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Quote:
Most Improved Poster: Katie, although i am chewing my liver saying it.
Funniest poster: Nobster
Biggest Karma *****: Bhod
Most Hypnotic Avatar: mine
Most knowledgable poster: Smash
Favorite Poster: Moe
Most Hated Poster: Virus
Most full of sh*t poster: Virus or Gbaji... it's close
Poster you'd most like to meet in person Mama Tare
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted: Aegis
Best story teller Nobster
Poster with the least sense of humor Gbaji
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair: Skeeter and Flea but i predict it will blow up because of Skeeter monumental ego.... Oh wait..
Blandest Poster: I forgot
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year: THAT crotch
Best Avatar: Still Sniperkitty
Best new poster: Nexa
Asshat award: Smash for leaving us to listen to Gabji's insane ramblings
Best Flamer: Moe
Worst flamer: Deb, he's to nice.
Most unique: Proof, and boy are we glad about it
Most creative: Flea
Most /butthurt: Nephy
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance): Smash, to remind us what we are missing
Poster with the cutest kiddo: Mama Tare or Darkflame
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with: Dracoid but he better bring the beer
Forum Rebel (without a cause): Virus
Best Poster with a Garfield Avatar and name beginning with 'T': FTFY
Funniest poster: Nobster
Biggest Karma *****: Bhod
Most Hypnotic Avatar: mine
Most knowledgable poster: Smash
Favorite Poster: Moe
Most Hated Poster: Virus
Most full of sh*t poster: Virus or Gbaji... it's close
Poster you'd most like to meet in person Mama Tare
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted: Aegis
Best story teller Nobster
Poster with the least sense of humor Gbaji
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair: Skeeter and Flea but i predict it will blow up because of Skeeter monumental ego.... Oh wait..
Blandest Poster: I forgot
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year: THAT crotch
Best Avatar: Still Sniperkitty
Best new poster: Nexa
Asshat award: Smash for leaving us to listen to Gabji's insane ramblings
Best Flamer: Moe
Worst flamer: Deb, he's to nice.
Most unique: Proof, and boy are we glad about it
Most creative: Flea
Most /butthurt: Nephy
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance): Smash, to remind us what we are missing
Poster with the cutest kiddo: Mama Tare or Darkflame
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with: Dracoid but he better bring the beer
Forum Rebel (without a cause): Virus
Best Poster with a Garfield Avatar and name beginning with 'T': FTFY
You forgot best photoshop pic beatch!
Nobby's World!
Butthurt T-Shirt
Edited, Mon Dec 5 04:51:56 2005 by MentalFrog
Nobby's World!
Butthurt T-Shirt
Edited, Mon Dec 5 04:51:56 2005 by MentalFrog
tarv of the Seven Seas wrote:
Best new poster: Nexa
That's wicked sweet and all, but I don't think I really count as "new" at this point.
Unless, of course, "new" is being used like "fresh", cause I'm sassy!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
For Christ's sake, just use the normal friggin awards. There is no way I am voting on that.
removed as per request of the masses.
Edited, Mon Dec 5 13:43:27 2005 by Soracloud
Edited, Mon Dec 5 13:43:27 2005 by Soracloud
Ummm...I'll just vote for me on all of them. Go me.
Edited, Mon Dec 5 13:26:43 2005 by NephthysWanderer
bodhisattva wrote:
I take back my vote, if you want to see my real vote then go over to the true Asylum Awards
Edited, Mon Dec 5 12:51:11 2005 by bodhisattva
Edited, Mon Dec 5 12:51:11 2005 by bodhisattva
What he said.
Fuc[/b]king pansy as[b]ses. This is like the red carpet of Asylum Awards! The only thing we are missing is best dressed and we all know Totem would win that hands down!
Katie...this is like the myspace survey of the Asylum. Waaaay too much effort. I like the other one better. Simple. Sweet. It even has a pointless EQ question in it.
Your survey has "who's your favorite snoopy avatard poster who's name starts with an N."
+1 for Nadenu but that's lame.
Your survey has "who's your favorite snoopy avatard poster who's name starts with an N."
+1 for Nadenu but that's lame.
Katie wrote:
The only thing we are missing is best dressed and we all know Totem would win that hands down!
you forgot, poster least likly to give a flying rat's *** of a fu[b][/b]ck, of which I would gladly accept. If I cared.
[:aloof:]
[************* pansy asses. This is like the red carpet of Asylum Awards! The only thing we are missing is best dressed and we all know Totem would win that hands down! [/quote]
This thread, and others like it, is the reason you will always be nothing more than a f'ucking annoyance, Katie. You had to take something simple and functional and Texas'ize it. You people really can't do anything that's not completely overdone and lacking any sense of taste, can you? You keep your red carpet and your Highschool yearbook questions right here where they belong. Those of us who haven't decided to completely hand things over to the FFXI generation will be focusing on the shorter, less pop bubblegum, list.
This thread, and others like it, is the reason you will always be nothing more than a f'ucking annoyance, Katie. You had to take something simple and functional and Texas'ize it. You people really can't do anything that's not completely overdone and lacking any sense of taste, can you? You keep your red carpet and your Highschool yearbook questions right here where they belong. Those of us who haven't decided to completely hand things over to the FFXI generation will be focusing on the shorter, less pop bubblegum, list.
Moe's just mad he didnt get enough nominations for the /butthurt award. 
Poster most likely to have a love affair?
since it is fact that Jonwin and I have one going that would be us.
since it is fact that Jonwin and I have one going that would be us.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
HEY! Weebs was mentioned several times in this thread!
[:flex:]
[:flex:]
Too long!
Nobster t3h tr4d1t10n4li5t is sticking with the original survey.
Nobster t3h tr4d1t10n4li5t is sticking with the original survey.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Did a myspace bulletin somehow get mistakenly placed on the Asylum?
**** Traditions! Fight the machine! All that other stuff..
whoops!
Edited, Tue Dec 6 20:07:33 2005 by Debalic
Edited, Tue Dec 6 20:07:33 2005 by Debalic
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