Most Improved Poster
Funniest poster
Biggest Karma *****
Most Hypnotic Avatar
Poster with the most sock accounts
Most knowledgable poster
Favoite Poster
Most Hated Poster
Most full of sh*t poster
Poster you'd most like to meet in person
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted
Best story teller
Favorite Admin
Worst Admin
Poster with the least sense of humor
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker
Favorite Thread
Least Favorite Thread
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair
Poster most likely to go postal at work
Sexiest Female Poster
Sexiest Male Poster
Blandest Poster
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year
Best Avatars
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most
Most witty AsylumIRC poster
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation
Best new poster
Most mediocre poster
Asshat award
Best Flamer
Worst flamer
Favorite *** and *** hag
Sexiest Allefemme
Most unique
Most creative
Most /butthurt
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance)
Poster with the cutest kiddo
Poster with the highest searchability
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with
Poster you'd go gay for (male)
Poster you'd go gay for (female)
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper
Hippest poster
Admin's pet
Forum Rebel (without a cause)
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N'
Best Hijack
Best FTFY
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Official Asylum 2005 Awards!!!
Official Asylum 2005 Awards!!!Follow
Katie, you need a hobby.
This is going to take a while...
This is going to take a while...
I wish it could be set up as a poll somehow, but I can't think of how to do it without it being gigantic. That is alot of categories!
The Asylum is one of my many hobbies. So is Ogame, hiking, rock climbing, puzzles, reading, movies.
Holy Bob! Did you make the damn thing long enough?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Jesus H.
Can we have a more concise version?
It's contains data. Numbnunts.
Can we have a more concise version?
It's contains data. Numbnunts.
Most Improved Poster Gooose (get it, because he left? HAR HAR HAR)
Funniest poster Joph
Biggest Karma ***** Neph
Most Hypnotic Avatar Bouncing boobiez 4tw
Poster with the most sock accounts proof
Most knowledgable poster gbaji
Favoite Poster DSD
Most Hated Poster anyone with karma under 3.00
Most full of sh*t poster neph lol
Poster you'd most like to meet in person Pikko
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted Weebs
Best story teller who did the story about the animal on thier back porch? whoever that was, they win.
Favorite Admin Pikko
Worst Admin that one dude who never posts.
Poster with the least sense of humor kao
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker ThirteenAndWet
Favorite Thread The one where I started the biggest game of last
Least Favorite Thread this one
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair Weebs and his momma
Poster most likely to go postal at work Not sure...
Sexiest Female Poster Katie's avatar
Sexiest Male Poster Reeve
Blandest Poster alienjj
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year DSD's avatar of that wierd half naked blue elf chick.
Best Avatars Nob's, and Neph's kitty
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most Illia
Most witty AsylumIRC poster Don't know
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC gbaji
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation Can't search for it right now, but there was one I posted in a thread that was hilarious, did someone bookmark it?
Best new poster Rimesume (only new one i can think of)
Most mediocre poster katie
Asshat award Nobby
Best Flamer Sabo (wait...oh...)
Worst flamer Me
Favorite *** and *** hag your dad and your mom
Sexiest Allefemme Darkflame
Most unique n/a
Most creative n/a
Most /butthurt Sabo...
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance) n/a
Poster with the cutest kiddo Pikko
Poster with the highest searchability Katie probably
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with no one, you all suck
Poster you'd go gay for (male) n/a
Poster you'd go gay for (female) n/a
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper Weebs
Hippest poster Nobby, totally
Admin's pet dont care
Forum Rebel (without a cause) don't care
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N' N......................../A
Best Hijack my big "last" thread again
Best FTFY dont know
Funniest poster Joph
Biggest Karma ***** Neph
Most Hypnotic Avatar Bouncing boobiez 4tw
Poster with the most sock accounts proof
Most knowledgable poster gbaji
Favoite Poster DSD
Most Hated Poster anyone with karma under 3.00
Most full of sh*t poster neph lol
Poster you'd most like to meet in person Pikko
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted Weebs
Best story teller who did the story about the animal on thier back porch? whoever that was, they win.
Favorite Admin Pikko
Worst Admin that one dude who never posts.
Poster with the least sense of humor kao
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker ThirteenAndWet
Favorite Thread The one where I started the biggest game of last
Least Favorite Thread this one
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair Weebs and his momma
Poster most likely to go postal at work Not sure...
Sexiest Female Poster Katie's avatar
Sexiest Male Poster Reeve
Blandest Poster alienjj
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year DSD's avatar of that wierd half naked blue elf chick.
Best Avatars Nob's, and Neph's kitty
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most Illia
Most witty AsylumIRC poster Don't know
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC gbaji
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation Can't search for it right now, but there was one I posted in a thread that was hilarious, did someone bookmark it?
Best new poster Rimesume (only new one i can think of)
Most mediocre poster katie
Asshat award Nobby
Best Flamer Sabo (wait...oh...)
Worst flamer Me
Favorite *** and *** hag your dad and your mom
Sexiest Allefemme Darkflame
Most unique n/a
Most creative n/a
Most /butthurt Sabo...
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance) n/a
Poster with the cutest kiddo Pikko
Poster with the highest searchability Katie probably
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with no one, you all suck
Poster you'd go gay for (male) n/a
Poster you'd go gay for (female) n/a
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper Weebs
Hippest poster Nobby, totally
Admin's pet dont care
Forum Rebel (without a cause) don't care
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N' N......................../A
Best Hijack my big "last" thread again
Best FTFY dont know
↓His opinion is ****.↓
Hey my version was much shorter. I just added things that people said they wanted. I aim to please. Plus this has to keep you guys busy until January 1st when we will have the first ever Official Asylum Predictions.
Edited, Sun Dec 4 16:01:00 2005 by Katie
Edited, Sun Dec 4 16:01:00 2005 by Katie
Good lord, that's far too long! I don't have that kind of patience!
Nexa
I'm sure I'll get to it on Monday when I should be working...
Nexa
I'm sure I'll get to it on Monday when I should be working...
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Most Improved Poster
Weebs
Funniest poster
Totem
Biggest Karma *****
Bhodisattva
Most Hypnotic Avatar
Aegis **** Star Avatar
Poster with the most sock accounts
Nioba/Proof/Neph
Most knowledgable poster
Angsty/Joph
Favoite Poster
Totem
Most Hated Poster
Neph
Most full of sh*t poster
Debalic
Poster you'd most like to meet in person
Katarine
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted
AngryHippo
Best story teller
The ORIGINAL Thundra
Favorite Admin
Allakhazam
Worst Admin
Railus
Poster with the least sense of humor
Kastigir
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker
Flea'lo
Favorite Thread
Undecided yet
Least Favorite Thread
This One
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair
Nexa/Joph
Poster most likely to go postal at work
Kaolian
Sexiest Female Poster
Flea'lo or Nexa or DsD
Sexiest Male Poster
Nobster
Blandest Poster
Joph
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year
Stupid David Hasslehoff crotch
Best Avatars
Mine
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most
Fewyn
Most witty AsylumIRC poster
Nadenu
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC
Mikkle
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation
Yanari's Plate Sized Nipples
Best new poster
Weebs
Most mediocre poster
Neph
Asshat award
Xythex
Best Flamer
Moebious
Worst flamer
UDS
Favorite *** and *** hag
Sabo/Nadenu
Most unique
NA
Most creative
NA
Most /butthurt
Neph
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance)
Tacosid
Poster with the cutest kiddo
Pikko
Poster with the highest searchability
Probally me.
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with
Aegis
Poster you'd go gay for (male)
NA
Poster you'd go gay for (female)
Undecided
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper
Smasharoo
Hippest poster
DsD
Admin's pet
Angsty
Forum Rebel (without a cause)
Dracoid
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N'
Nadenu
Best Hijack
NA
Best FTFY
NA
Weebs
Funniest poster
Totem
Biggest Karma *****
Bhodisattva
Most Hypnotic Avatar
Aegis **** Star Avatar
Poster with the most sock accounts
Nioba/Proof/Neph
Most knowledgable poster
Angsty/Joph
Favoite Poster
Totem
Most Hated Poster
Neph
Most full of sh*t poster
Debalic
Poster you'd most like to meet in person
Katarine
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted
AngryHippo
Best story teller
The ORIGINAL Thundra
Favorite Admin
Allakhazam
Worst Admin
Railus
Poster with the least sense of humor
Kastigir
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker
Flea'lo
Favorite Thread
Undecided yet
Least Favorite Thread
This One
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair
Nexa/Joph
Poster most likely to go postal at work
Kaolian
Sexiest Female Poster
Flea'lo or Nexa or DsD
Sexiest Male Poster
Nobster
Blandest Poster
Joph
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year
Stupid David Hasslehoff crotch
Best Avatars
Mine
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most
Fewyn
Most witty AsylumIRC poster
Nadenu
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC
Mikkle
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation
Yanari's Plate Sized Nipples
Best new poster
Weebs
Most mediocre poster
Neph
Asshat award
Xythex
Best Flamer
Moebious
Worst flamer
UDS
Favorite *** and *** hag
Sabo/Nadenu
Most unique
NA
Most creative
NA
Most /butthurt
Neph
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance)
Tacosid
Poster with the cutest kiddo
Pikko
Poster with the highest searchability
Probally me.
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with
Aegis
Poster you'd go gay for (male)
NA
Poster you'd go gay for (female)
Undecided
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper
Smasharoo
Hippest poster
DsD
Admin's pet
Angsty
Forum Rebel (without a cause)
Dracoid
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N'
Nadenu
Best Hijack
NA
Best FTFY
NA
Most Improved Poster I nominate myself...come on...you know its true
Most Hypnotic Avatar Rimesume's ****** avatar
Most knowledgable poster Angsty
Favoite Poster Katie
Most Hated Poster niobia
Most full of sh*t poster Nephthys
Poster you'd most like to meet in person OmnislashII...is she really is the hot chick she linked on the show yourselves thread
Favorite Admin Kao
Worst Admin not answering this for fear of the admins
Favorite Thread The show yourselves thread
Least Favorite Thread The IRC thread where niobia acts like a ***** and ruins my IRC thread
Poster most likely to go postal at work Kao..if that includes him going crazy and coming here and nuking everything
Sexiest Female Poster Katie
Sexiest Male Poster Me
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year Any of the gay sex avatars that were being used earlier this year
Best Avatars My crazy god warrior *****, Katie's Trix rabbit going postal, Katie's hot chick avatars
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most dunno
Most witty AsylumIRC poster dunno
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC Gbaji
Best new poster Rimesume/fourthreich
Most mediocre poster Naturaldisaster
Worst flamer Me
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with Katie
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N' Nadenue
Best Hijack My first thread where everyone just started talking about ice cream
Edited, Sun Dec 4 16:28:57 2005 by UndeadShroom
Most Hypnotic Avatar Rimesume's ****** avatar
Most knowledgable poster Angsty
Favoite Poster Katie
Most Hated Poster niobia
Most full of sh*t poster Nephthys
Poster you'd most like to meet in person OmnislashII...is she really is the hot chick she linked on the show yourselves thread
Favorite Admin Kao
Worst Admin not answering this for fear of the admins
Favorite Thread The show yourselves thread
Least Favorite Thread The IRC thread where niobia acts like a ***** and ruins my IRC thread
Poster most likely to go postal at work Kao..if that includes him going crazy and coming here and nuking everything
Sexiest Female Poster Katie
Sexiest Male Poster Me
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year Any of the gay sex avatars that were being used earlier this year
Best Avatars My crazy god warrior *****, Katie's Trix rabbit going postal, Katie's hot chick avatars
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most dunno
Most witty AsylumIRC poster dunno
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC Gbaji
Best new poster Rimesume/fourthreich
Most mediocre poster Naturaldisaster
Worst flamer Me
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with Katie
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N' Nadenue
Best Hijack My first thread where everyone just started talking about ice cream
Edited, Sun Dec 4 16:28:57 2005 by UndeadShroom
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
I think you forgot the least deserved scholar award.
Shroom and Katie, up in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
But but but... I wanna kiss you Nexa! 8(
Did someone say women kissing...? 
~Blix
~Blix
Ok, I didn't answer all of them.
Most Improved Poster
Katie
Most Hated Poster
virus
Most full of sh*t poster
virus
Poster you'd most like to meet in person
a bunch, but I'll narrow it down to DSD, Nexa and Flea
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted
Smash
Best story teller
Nobby
Favorite Admin
Alla
Poster with the least sense of humor
most of those that wander in from ffxi
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker
Flea
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair
DSD and Neph
Poster most likely to go postal at work
Kao
Sexiest Female Poster
Nexa
Sexiest Male Poster
Goalkeeper
Blandest Poster
Nadenu
Best Avatars
Cat swim!
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most
Fewyn-whatever
Most witty AsylumIRC poster
Nexa
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC
Goose
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation
Goose and his butt-sex hobos
Best new poster
Katarine
Most mediocre poster
Nadenu
Asshat award
Neph
Best Flamer
Smash
Favorite *** and *** hag
Sabo/Flea
Sexiest Allefemme
Nexa
Most unique
Xythex
Most creative
TStephens
Most /butthurt
Aegis
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance)
Smash
Poster with the cutest kiddo
Nexa
Poster with the highest searchability
Katie
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with
Nobby
Poster you'd go gay for (female)
Nexa
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper
Kao
Hippest poster
Flea
Forum Rebel (without a cause)
Katie
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N'
Umm...
Most Improved Poster
Katie
Most Hated Poster
virus
Most full of sh*t poster
virus
Poster you'd most like to meet in person
a bunch, but I'll narrow it down to DSD, Nexa and Flea
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted
Smash
Best story teller
Nobby
Favorite Admin
Alla
Poster with the least sense of humor
most of those that wander in from ffxi
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker
Flea
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair
DSD and Neph
Poster most likely to go postal at work
Kao
Sexiest Female Poster
Nexa
Sexiest Male Poster
Goalkeeper
Blandest Poster
Nadenu
Best Avatars
Cat swim!
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most
Fewyn-whatever
Most witty AsylumIRC poster
Nexa
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC
Goose
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation
Goose and his butt-sex hobos
Best new poster
Katarine
Most mediocre poster
Nadenu
Asshat award
Neph
Best Flamer
Smash
Favorite *** and *** hag
Sabo/Flea
Sexiest Allefemme
Nexa
Most unique
Xythex
Most creative
TStephens
Most /butthurt
Aegis
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance)
Smash
Poster with the cutest kiddo
Nexa
Poster with the highest searchability
Katie
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with
Nobby
Poster you'd go gay for (female)
Nexa
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper
Kao
Hippest poster
Flea
Forum Rebel (without a cause)
Katie
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N'
Umm...
Quote:
Most /butthurt
Aegis
Aegis
B[i][/i]itch
Quote:
Asshat award
Xythex
Most unique
Xythex
Xythex
Most unique
Xythex
Can I win 2? Or do they combine to make me the most unique asshat? Either way I thought I was a shoein for /butthurt
/butthurt
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
AegisGoat wrote:
Quote:
Most /butthurt
Aegis
Aegis
B[i][/i]itch
I'm going to try not naming the same person twice, but it'll happen a couple times I'm sure.
Most Improved Poster - Katie
Funniest poster - Flea
Biggest Karma ***** - I don't pay attention
Most Hypnotic Avatar - the thong one with the guy on it...I hate that thing
Poster with the most sock accounts - haven't been paying attention to that either
Most knowledgable poster - knowledgable about what? If it's hair, I'd have to go DSD
Favoite Poster - Nadenu
Most Hated Poster - hate is a strong word, but I guess I'd go with varrrus
Most full of sh*t poster - see above
Poster you'd most like to meet in person - there are several, you know who you are
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted - Patrician, for being an international spy-playboy
Best story teller - gbaji writes some interesting fiction
Favorite Admin - well shucks, how can you not love them all?
Worst Admin - me!
Poster with the least sense of humor - any of them that come and cry about the asylum regulars not being nice
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker - Katie
Favorite Thread - any of the picture threads
Least Favorite Thread - anything to do with rape on which gbaji posts
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair - Shroom and Katie evidently...who knew?!
Poster most likely to go postal at work - Totem
Sexiest Female Poster - Pikko
Sexiest Male Poster - Moe
Blandest Poster -
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year - Nobby's bouncy boobies
Best Avatars - Sniper kitty, in all variations, and the one from Neon Genesis Evangelion
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most - Danalog
Most witty AsylumIRC poster - I have no recognition of wit, being dull and humourless myself.
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC - proof
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation - the one with the piercings has to be up there
Best new poster - this would be easier with nominations, I have no sense of time...umm, Thumbelyna is pretty new, right?
Most mediocre poster - that nioba or whatever her name was
Asshat award -
Best Flamer - Alla
Worst flamer - Shroom
Favorite *** and *** hag - I'm unaware of any gay people on the boards, but Nadenu for a hag of any type (I keed, I keed!).
Sexiest Allefemme - Allyette
Most unique - Nobby
Most creative - Elneclare
Most /butthurt - Joph, since I didn't mention him yet
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance) - Smash
Poster with the cutest kiddo - I still think this is mean
Poster with the highest searchability - since this is something that can be proven, it's not really something to vote on, eh?
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with - we're never going to get off? I guess Goalkeeper could fan me with a palm-frond and fetch me coconuts
Poster you'd go gay for (male) - *brainhurt*
Poster you'd go gay for (female) - DSD, cause she's kinky
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper - Angryhippo
Hippest poster - Pickleprince
Admin's pet - no idea
Forum Rebel (without a cause)- Drac
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N' - Darkflame
Best Hijack - The Alla social thread - which devolved into jello wrestling
Best FTFY - I guess I don't have a good enough memory for this...again, perhaps nominations should have been first, hehe.
Most Improved Poster - Katie
Funniest poster - Flea
Biggest Karma ***** - I don't pay attention
Most Hypnotic Avatar - the thong one with the guy on it...I hate that thing
Poster with the most sock accounts - haven't been paying attention to that either
Most knowledgable poster - knowledgable about what? If it's hair, I'd have to go DSD
Favoite Poster - Nadenu
Most Hated Poster - hate is a strong word, but I guess I'd go with varrrus
Most full of sh*t poster - see above
Poster you'd most like to meet in person - there are several, you know who you are
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted - Patrician, for being an international spy-playboy
Best story teller - gbaji writes some interesting fiction
Favorite Admin - well shucks, how can you not love them all?
Worst Admin - me!
Poster with the least sense of humor - any of them that come and cry about the asylum regulars not being nice
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker - Katie
Favorite Thread - any of the picture threads
Least Favorite Thread - anything to do with rape on which gbaji posts
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair - Shroom and Katie evidently...who knew?!
Poster most likely to go postal at work - Totem
Sexiest Female Poster - Pikko
Sexiest Male Poster - Moe
Blandest Poster -
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year - Nobby's bouncy boobies
Best Avatars - Sniper kitty, in all variations, and the one from Neon Genesis Evangelion
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most - Danalog
Most witty AsylumIRC poster - I have no recognition of wit, being dull and humourless myself.
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC - proof
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation - the one with the piercings has to be up there
Best new poster - this would be easier with nominations, I have no sense of time...umm, Thumbelyna is pretty new, right?
Most mediocre poster - that nioba or whatever her name was
Asshat award -
Best Flamer - Alla
Worst flamer - Shroom
Favorite *** and *** hag - I'm unaware of any gay people on the boards, but Nadenu for a hag of any type (I keed, I keed!).
Sexiest Allefemme - Allyette
Most unique - Nobby
Most creative - Elneclare
Most /butthurt - Joph, since I didn't mention him yet
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance) - Smash
Poster with the cutest kiddo - I still think this is mean
Poster with the highest searchability - since this is something that can be proven, it's not really something to vote on, eh?
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with - we're never going to get off? I guess Goalkeeper could fan me with a palm-frond and fetch me coconuts
Poster you'd go gay for (male) - *brainhurt*
Poster you'd go gay for (female) - DSD, cause she's kinky
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper - Angryhippo
Hippest poster - Pickleprince
Admin's pet - no idea
Forum Rebel (without a cause)- Drac
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N' - Darkflame
Best Hijack - The Alla social thread - which devolved into jello wrestling
Best FTFY - I guess I don't have a good enough memory for this...again, perhaps nominations should have been first, hehe.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Most /butthurt - Joph, since I didn't mention him yet
I'm withholding my votes until I see how many people vote for me in good catagories
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I take back my vote, if you want to see my real vote then go over to the true Asylum Awards
Edited, Mon Dec 5 12:51:11 2005 by bodhisattva
Edited, Mon Dec 5 12:51:11 2005 by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I can't do a bunch of these because I am too new, heh. So I'll just do a few of them I suppose.
Funniest poster - I don't know, different people different days. Probably Flea most consistently.
Most Hypnotic Avatar - Nobby's Big Blue Breasts.
Poster with the most sock accounts - Proof
Most knowledgable poster - Jophiel maybe?
Favoite Poster - Uhm. Gosh. Flea.
Most Hated Poster - I would have to say Niobia, only because she is the only person I ever really made an angry post in reference to.
Most full of sh*t poster - Gbaji
Poster you'd most like to meet in person - There are a few, I just can't narrow that down. Maybe Katie, we could ***** about military life, heh.
Best story teller - I keep thinking about TStevens possum story on the porch. Great southern tale, heh.
Favorite Admin - Kao
Worst Admin - Hell, I dunno.
Poster with the least sense of humor - Erm, probably Gbaji.
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker - Flea or Katie, who knows.
Best Avatars - Jophiel's liberal conspiracy.
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most - There is someone who is, like, perma-logged in, and I can't think of their name. They never seem to talk, either.
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC - Weedji or whatever his name is.
Asshat award - Achileez, Varrus, whatever.
Best Flamer - Hrm. Probably Moe.
Worst flamer - Niobia
Most /butthurt - Xythex
Poster with the cutest kiddo - They are all adorable.
Poster with the highest searchability - I would guess Katie, but who knows.
Hell, I give up. My brain hurts! Maybe I will do the rest later.
Katie wrote:
Worst flamer
UDS
UDS
I wrote:
Worst flamer - Me
Nexa wrote:
Worst flamer - Shroom
Huh...how bout that...
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
I honor you all with my nominations, and I don't get a single one?
**** this ****.
**** this ****.
↓His opinion is ****.↓
Most full of sh[/b]it? 
I see you're not even taking your own awards thread seriously. Vendetta much?
I see you're not even taking your own awards thread seriously. Vendetta much?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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