I'm going to try not naming the same person twice, but it'll happen a couple times I'm sure.
Most Improved Poster - Katie
Funniest poster - Flea
Biggest Karma ***** - I don't pay attention
Most Hypnotic Avatar - the thong one with the guy on it...I hate that thing
Poster with the most sock accounts - haven't been paying attention to that either
Most knowledgable poster - knowledgable about what? If it's hair, I'd have to go DSD
Favoite Poster - Nadenu
Most Hated Poster - hate is a strong word, but I guess I'd go with varrrus
Most full of sh*t poster - see above
Poster you'd most like to meet in person - there are several, you know who you are
Poster with the greatest chance of of being seen on America's Most Wanted - Patrician, for being an international spy-playboy
Best story teller - gbaji writes some interesting fiction
Favorite Admin - well shucks, how can you not love them all?
Worst Admin - me!
Poster with the least sense of humor - any of them that come and cry about the asylum regulars not being nice
Poster most likely to end up with an internet stalker - Katie
Favorite Thread - any of the picture threads
Least Favorite Thread - anything to do with rape on which gbaji posts
Posters who are most likely to have a love affair - Shroom and Katie evidently...who knew?!
Poster most likely to go postal at work - Totem
Sexiest Female Poster - Pikko
Sexiest Male Poster - Moe
Blandest Poster -
Most Annoying Avatard of the Year - Nobby's bouncy boobies
Best Avatars - Sniper kitty, in all variations, and the one from Neon Genesis Evangelion
Poster logged onto AsylumIRC the most - Danalog
Most witty AsylumIRC poster - I have no recognition of wit, being dull and humourless myself.
Poster who should stay away from AsylumIRC - proof
Funniest AsylumIRC conversation - the one with the piercings has to be up there
Best new poster - this would be easier with nominations, I have no sense of time...umm, Thumbelyna is pretty new, right?
Most mediocre poster - that nioba or whatever her name was
Asshat award -
Best Flamer - Alla
Worst flamer - Shroom
Favorite *** and *** hag - I'm unaware of any gay people on the boards, but Nadenu for a hag of any type (I keed, I keed!).
Sexiest Allefemme - Allyette
Most unique - Nobby
Most creative - Elneclare
Most /butthurt - Joph, since I didn't mention him yet
2005 Cameo award (to a known poster who has the best cameo appearance) - Smash
Poster with the cutest kiddo - I still think this is mean
Poster with the highest searchability - since this is something that can be proven, it's not really something to vote on, eh?
Poster you'd want to be stuck on a desert island with - we're never going to get off? I guess Goalkeeper could fan me with a palm-frond and fetch me coconuts
Poster you'd go gay for (male) - *brainhurt*
Poster you'd go gay for (female) - DSD, cause she's kinky
Poster you're most likely to read about in the newspaper - Angryhippo
Hippest poster - Pickleprince
Admin's pet - no idea
Forum Rebel (without a cause)- Drac
Best Poster with a Snoopy Avatar and name beginning with 'N' - Darkflame
Best Hijack - The Alla social thread - which devolved into jello wrestling
Best FTFY - I guess I don't have a good enough memory for this...again, perhaps nominations should have been first, hehe.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones