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#1 Dec 03 2005 at 10:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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...do keep your eye out for that 96.7% discount

The Denver Channel wrote:
A 19-year-old freshman at the University of Colorado faces criminal charges after police said he made a fake bar code label to buy an iPod for $4.99. The actual price of the MP3 player was $149.99.

Jonathan Baldino was arrested Wednesday at a Target store and police said the electrical-engineering student admitted making phony bar codes using a program he downloaded off the Internet.

Police said he downloaded a program called "Barcode Magic" and used it to generate low-priced codes that could placed over actual, more expensive, bar codes.

Baldino wrote a statement for police that begged them not to prosecute him, according to The Denver Post.

"I will NEVER EVER DO THIS EVER AGAIN and I am once more terribly sorry," Baldino wrote. "Please let me go for I am terribly sorry!!! I'm only a kid! Help me out. I just want to go home. I did this not knowing of the serious penalty that lies behind it. Please! Please! Please!"

Baldino faces a felony charge of forgery and two misdemeanor counts of theft.

According to its Web site, the Barcode Magic program allows users to "generate bar codes for home, hobby and retail with our easy to use bar-code software. Simply select a bar-code style and font, enter desired text and numbers, and a bar code is automatically created."

Police said that Baldino didn't even pay for the software program. He used barcodes generated during the 15-day trial period.


I don't usualy quote entire stories but, God damn, every facet of this is comedy gold. From the sheer chutzpah of thinking the cashier won't notice that an iPod is selling for $4.99, to the whiney "statement" pleading for release so he doesn't get in trouble to the irony behind Baldino using a trial version of a program to create the barcodes. What a fu[i][/i]cking tool Smiley: laugh

Who the hell would write a statement to the police asking for mercy and format it like he's sending them a message via AOL Messenger or something? I can only hope his laywer commands him to shut up and not even move during the trial before he embarasses himself further.
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#2 Dec 03 2005 at 10:33 PM Rating: Good
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What a jackass. I hope it was worth saving $145
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#3 Dec 03 2005 at 10:35 PM Rating: Good
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Who the hell would write a statement to the police asking for mercy and format it like he's sending them a message via AOL Messenger or something?


Hell, have you seen some of the posts around this forum? I'm about convinced this is how they teach kids to write in High School now.
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#4 Dec 03 2005 at 10:38 PM Rating: Good
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Who the hell would write a statement to the police asking for mercy and format it like he's sending them a message via AOL Messenger or something?


Hell, have you seen some of the posts around this forum? I'm about convinced this is how they teach kids to write in High School now.


The posts I read around here make me so glad that my ex doesn't own a computer, or else my oldest son might be one of these idiots. Smiley: frown
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Plus, he'd probably get his hands on a copy of Barcode Magic.

I bet Johnny's parents are so proud of him right now. Like "wakizashi in the gut" proud.
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#6 Dec 03 2005 at 10:45 PM Rating: Good
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Plus, he'd probably get his hands on a copy of Barcode Magic.

I bet Johnny's parents are so proud of him right now. Like "wakizashi in the gut" proud.


Actually, I know what he'd be looking for. He's not too computer savvy, so when he comes to stay with me, he forgets that browsers have histories. Smiley: frown

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Actually, a true nerd would know how to clear the cache and erase his recently viewed sites. You, my dear, are the mother of a dweeb.
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