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I live in Baltimore where the kids here play with real guns. Here they are taugth if your gonna point it, you may as well fire it first. I myself was shot ( the first time ) at age 14.
If I was a criminal reading this thread, I'd run out and get a can of orange spray-paint for my guns.
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memories. Back in my day, we used to get a couple of us on each side of the street and pretend to be pulling a rope taunt when cars came by
We use to do the purse with the fake money hanging out of the purse in the middle of the road. Fun, fun.
Babies are way too easy to make.
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For some reason this story reminded me of being 12 and illegally setting off bottlerockets. We put one into a glass Coke bottle and, just as we lit it, a police car came rolling up the street. In our haste to run away, my friend's foot hit the bottle, knocked it over, and the bottlerocket went straight at the car and pinged off the windshield. Oops.
I used to work at a little family owned grocery store. On Sunday's we would get ice cream shipments that were packed in dry ice (all your big chains get those daily I know) we would take 20oz coke bottles and fill them up about half way with dry ice and about 1/4 with water, ***** on the cap and throw for excitement.
Those were good times till I threw one and it bounced and exploded about windshield high on a passing car ... no repurcussions were realized, other than the heart attack I almost suffered hauling *** back inside the building.
Let's see...
Well there was the one time I accidentally hit my little bro with a baseball bat... Though it was really his stupid *** fault.
Ok, me and a friend were bored, and decided to throw a beach ball at each other, but the other person would have a baseball bat to smack the beach ball. We would have used a real baseball, but this was inside an apartment complex, so not the best idea.
Well, Little Bro decides he wants to watch. From behind the batter. We told him to stay back several times so he wouldn't get hit by the bat, though he didn't listen very well, apparently: It came to be my turn again, I turned round because I saw him out of the corner of my eye, and told him to get further back behind me, he moved back.
Ball was tossed, I swung and connected, and on the backswing, nailed him right in the forehead. Apparently he decided that taking a couple steps back like I said was too far away to see the action, so he leaned forward so he could see better.
I don't remember doing anything that dumb
Well there was the one time I accidentally hit my little bro with a baseball bat... Though it was really his stupid *** fault.
Ok, me and a friend were bored, and decided to throw a beach ball at each other, but the other person would have a baseball bat to smack the beach ball. We would have used a real baseball, but this was inside an apartment complex, so not the best idea.
Well, Little Bro decides he wants to watch. From behind the batter. We told him to stay back several times so he wouldn't get hit by the bat, though he didn't listen very well, apparently: It came to be my turn again, I turned round because I saw him out of the corner of my eye, and told him to get further back behind me, he moved back.
Ball was tossed, I swung and connected, and on the backswing, nailed him right in the forehead. Apparently he decided that taking a couple steps back like I said was too far away to see the action, so he leaned forward so he could see better.
I don't remember doing anything that dumb
In little league, at like age 9, I swung and hit the catcher in the shoulder. Dislocated his shoulder, and I got first base for catcher interference!
I felt bad about it until years later, when I found out that he would try to stick his glove in front of the plate and catch the ball before it crossed.
Edited, Mon Dec 5 10:03:33 2005 by trickybeck
My brother are 7 years apart, me being the eldest. This lead to many times when he got hurt.
Let's see, there was...
The time I was wrapping him up in a blanket (him standing). I pull on the edge and unwrapp him really fast and he spins and laughs...until he hits the wall and breaks his nose.
The time that I dared him to stick his head in the arm of the wicker rocking chair...the arm had to be removed with a saw to release his head.
The time i made him test the sledding hill in the gravel pit and he found one with a 9 foot vertical drop...bruised his tail bone on that one...
Let's see, there was...
The time I was wrapping him up in a blanket (him standing). I pull on the edge and unwrapp him really fast and he spins and laughs...until he hits the wall and breaks his nose.
The time that I dared him to stick his head in the arm of the wicker rocking chair...the arm had to be removed with a saw to release his head.
The time i made him test the sledding hill in the gravel pit and he found one with a 9 foot vertical drop...bruised his tail bone on that one...
Um, maybe in Memphis suburbia, but have you ever been to Memphis? Memphis is a very dangerous city, always on a top ten list. The suburbs are made up of rich, wealthy people. For instance, Germantown is an area where you have to be loaded to live there. There is a northern suburb that I can't remember the name of off of the top of my head where you can get shot checking the mail, but I would say the vast majority of Memphis suburbs are quite upper-class. I would assume alot of cities are like that. Downtown is where the problem is.
Golf balls are horrid weapons, bad tricky! There was this guy at the university over here who thought it'd be ok to hit some balls from the back of a dorm onto the practice fields. Turns out one of his balls strayed over to the girl's softball field and the ball hit a girl in the mouth and knocked out all her teeth.
vanelr wrote:
I live in Baltimore where the kids here play with real guns. Here they are taugth if your gonna point it, you may as well fire it first. I myself was shot ( the first time ) at age 14.
I told you punks to stay the hell out of the street!!
notice everyone from B-more MUST always make it known that they are from B-more?... you'd think it was fu[b][/b]ckin' NYC or somthing..
Edited, Mon Dec 5 11:08:11 2005 by Kelvyquayo
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Golf balls are horrid weapons, bad tricky! There was this guy at the university over here who thought it'd be ok to hit some balls from the back of a dorm onto the practice fields. Turns out one of his balls strayed over to the girl's softball field and the ball hit a girl in the mouth and knocked out all her teeth.
Wait, so your saying some guy knocked out some coed's teeth with his balls. That's hawt.
achileez wrote:
Now lets look at the violent crime rate for say TN; outside of urban chattanoga and memphis there's very little violent crime.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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