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Someone's been in my nightstand 
In first with the obvious joke!
In first with the obvious joke!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Kid: Mommy why does the Obelisk have that thing on it?
Mother: ...
Mother: ...
Anyone else remember the condoms in "Naked Gun"?
I'm just wondering how they got that thing over the Obelisk. . .
weedjedi wrote:
I'm just wondering how they got that thing over the Obelisk. . .
Hmmmm ... She could have put it on with her mouth
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Hmmmm ... She could have put it on with her mouth
Thats one record breaking deep-throat!
weedjedi wrote:
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Hmmmm ... She could have put it on with her mouth
Thats one record breaking deep-throat!
<insert k4tie deep throat joke here>
fenderputy wrote:
<insert k4tie deep throat joke here>
'nuff said.
There'd be no need to explain what that ws to an Argentinian child. That country has the most perverse, sexual, expletive-ridden speech and sense of humour ever.
I heart it.
I heart it.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
There'd be no need to explain what that ws to an Argentinian child. That country has the most perverse, sexual, expletive-ridden speech and sense of humour ever.
You can add to the list with: One of the highest HIV infected areas south of the US.
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
There'd be no need to explain what that ws to an Argentinian child. That country has the most perverse, sexual, expletive-ridden speech and sense of humour ever.
You can add to the list with: One of the highest HIV infected areas south of the US.
What does that add to their sense of humour?
I suppose AIDS is pretty funny to you.
Allegedly:
At the Yalta Conference, Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin were trying to score points against each other.
Roosevelt asked Stalin if there was anything that USA could give to USSR?
Stalin said "Yes, we're low on condoms. Standard, 18" Russian Condoms"
Roosevelt said to Churchill "But we don't have 18" condoms"
Churchill said "1st, make 2,000,000 18" condoms, 2nd get them ready for shipping to Moscow. But make if you want to score the points, put them in crates marked "USA Condoms - Medium Size" '
At the Yalta Conference, Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin were trying to score points against each other.
Roosevelt asked Stalin if there was anything that USA could give to USSR?
Stalin said "Yes, we're low on condoms. Standard, 18" Russian Condoms"
Roosevelt said to Churchill "But we don't have 18" condoms"
Churchill said "1st, make 2,000,000 18" condoms, 2nd get them ready for shipping to Moscow. But make if you want to score the points, put them in crates marked "USA Condoms - Medium Size" '
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
In other news, the Bush administration is trying to push across legislation to fund abstinence-only architects.
My grandma from Missisipi says AIDs is a good thing, seeing as it mostly kills black people, homos, and drug addicts.
My grandma doesn't keep up with the times very well.
My grandma doesn't keep up with the times very well.
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damn, brazilians.
Psst. Buenos Aires is in Argentina.
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