Baby pics, folks.
Make.
Background story: At a clinic the other day with a child who wouldn't stop crying, a little girl about a year old. Adorable. Fat, pigtails, and eyes like a Precious Moments figurine. I'm interpreting, the mother is talking about how for two days she hasn't slept more than an hour a day, cries incessantly and has a horrible fever, cough. She wants something that will calm her down because Saturday is her birthday and they have a party planned.
Doctor does the eval and suspects an ear infection but when she goes to check the ears, she can't see in. Mother is young, it's her only child, and she didn't know she had to clean the ears out. She's in the country alone, with just a brother, speaks no English. Doctor asks her to hold her child down so they can clean out her ears. What follows is about ten minutes of hellish crying, kicking and screaming that would just break your heart. The mother's face is buried in the child's stomach and she's mumbling nonsense words to her, and when she looks at me I notice she's crying. The doctor removes a HUGE black ball of wax from the ear, but still can't see in. She has to send the mother home with something to soften the wax. The child is in a paroxysm of coughs, and her face is blotchy and wet. The mother asks me kindly as she rocks her if I have any children, and that's when I realize I am crying.
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Good lord. What were they planting in that kid's ears that you'd remove a giant black ball of wax within a year of the baby's birth?
I'm lacking in babies so no pix 4 j00.
I'm lacking in babies so no pix 4 j00.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
My fur baby!
Jophiel wrote:
Good lord. What were they planting in that kid's ears that you'd remove a giant black ball of wax within a year of the baby's birth?
I don't know, but it looked like a raisin.
(Edited for the squeamish nancys)
Katie, that dog did make me smile, but it would be even better if you could dress it up in a diaper.
My husband would shoot me! lol. Though next time we are out hiking I'll take a picture of her with her mule packs on. She's quite cute.
Probably don't care about some FFXI player's kid but here goes, she's 6 months old already 
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/BabyDonner/DSC02045.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/BabyDonner/DSC02045.jpg
She is sooo cute! She should be the new Gerber baby!
j00 can see Lucas here. Just click on the picture of the two of us to see more of him.
Wintaru wrote:
Probably don't care about some FFXI player's kid but here goes, she's 6 months old already
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/BabyDonner/DSC02045.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/BabyDonner/DSC02045.jpg
Holy smokes, she's adorable. Nothing says Aryan like the lil apple-cheeks. Yay!
More!
Lady DSD wrote:
alright here's the latest pic, from a month ago from my mothers wedding.the little ring bearer
He looks like he's about to come on to someone: "Hey baby,..."
Watch out, baby girls!
My GOD Moe! You are one UGLY ******! What is wrong with your head and eyes?
DSD your little boy is too cute.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
j00 can see Lucas here. Just click on the picture of the two of us to see more of him.
Okay. Next time you get the urge to brush/cut that child's hair---Just don't. I love those eyes peeking out from the mop. A cutie.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
alright here's the latest pic, from a month ago from my mothers wedding.the little ring bearer
He looks like he's about to come on to someone: "Hey baby,..."
Watch out, baby girls!
funny you mention that
. There was a little girl there and Zavi grabbed one of the disposable cameras lying around and kept taking her pictureLady jewelofmh wrote:
My grandson - the light of my life!
Dimples are the la, and that nose is begging to be stolen.
Lady DSD wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
alright here's the latest pic, from a month ago from my mothers wedding.the little ring bearer
He looks like he's about to come on to someone: "Hey baby,..."
Watch out, baby girls!
funny you mention that
. There was a little girl there and Zavi grabbed one of the disposable cameras lying around and kept taking her pictureDid you develop them? Were they all pictures of her lil tush?
havent yet. My mom has the cameras and she hasnt had the time. But I think listening to the wails of anguish, he was taking pictures ofher face with the flash nonstop
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I still have a couple months before I will being to plaster my baby's pic everywhere. So, until then, no pic for you.
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My GOD Moe! You are one UGLY @#%^ER! What is wrong with your head and eyes?
Birth defect, actually, on my eyes, and my head is skewed by camera angle.
Fortunately you don't have to look like Brad Pitt when you lay pipe like Exxon.
Nexa wrote:
About three weeks old. She's 7 and a half months now.
Model-baby. Gorgeous just like mom.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
I still have a couple months before I will being to plaster my baby's pic everywhere. So, until then, no pic for you.
Bleah. Don't you have one of those ultrasounds?
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Fortunately you don't have to look like Brad Pitt when you lay pipe like Exxon.
Holy sh[i][/i]it. I almost hurt myself laughing at that.
Wow, I'd apologize but I cant get over how you look like Golem. I keep picturing you saying "My Precious" or "Sneaky Hobittses" while holding your kiddo.
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