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#1 Dec 01 2005 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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I guess they'll take anybody these days for jury duty!
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#2 Dec 01 2005 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
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"I don't think I'll be sending the sheriff out to bring the president in," said Strother, a Republican who has a grandson serving in Iraq. "It seems to me that the president has plenty of things to occupy his attention. Jury duty is a very important civic function, but running the country, I think, especially in wartime, takes priority over jury service."


Smiley: lol OOOO come on ... the man could use this an excuse to take another vacation.
#3 Dec 01 2005 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
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Wait . . He isn't an ape?!?!
#4 Dec 01 2005 at 3:33 PM Rating: Decent
sounds more like sweeps time and just trying to get a rise out of something.

there are plenty of reasons to not serve on a jury. i would think being the Pres. is one of them...

some news paper must be having hard times getting readers.
#5 Dec 02 2005 at 4:04 AM Rating: Decent
I don't blame him. I mean sh[b][/b]it, I skip out of jury duty every chance I get. Oddly enough my residence is in a different state in which I live and have been summoned 6 times. Yup, skipped out 6 times too. He has the ultimate excuse... "I'm the President, STFU." Smiley: lol
#6 Dec 02 2005 at 6:21 AM Rating: Decent
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damn.


They really need an IQ check to serve on jury duty =/
#7 Dec 02 2005 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
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I have been on jury duty several times, and there is no IQ check, one just has to hope that the non morons out number the morons and that you do not get a stubborn idiot who thinks "I know he was caught on video tape pistol whipping the deli clerk and he had bragged to his friends that he did it, admitted it to the cops, and was caught trying to break into the cash register he took withhim in his basement, but I think hes not guilty because his grandmas is crying in the the back row and I would not want him to go to jail and make her sad."
#8 Dec 02 2005 at 8:49 AM Rating: Good
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Never been on jury duty but can't wait.
#9 Dec 02 2005 at 8:57 AM Rating: Good


I got called once and they got rid of me during voire dire because, well, it is a small, Mississippi town where my dad the liberal defense attorney is well known, and I was currently working at his law firm. I guess the prosecution just assumed I would give a not guilty verdict? *shrug*

I wouldn't try to get out of it though, unless I really had something else going on. I coudn't miss classes for it, for example.

#10 Dec 02 2005 at 11:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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I've been sent forms a couple times but never made it so far as even being called in.

I could just see having a president on the jury bench. "Damn, this is boring. Fu[i][/i]ck it. You're pardoned and let's go home."
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#11 Dec 02 2005 at 3:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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I haven't been called for jury duty in my life, but I'm only 25... My mom got called for jury duty a few years ago, she got weeded out in the first selection by the defense lawyer.. I guess they thought some old white lady wasn't going to be too sympathetic to some young black guy robbing a store and shooting some people.
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#12 Dec 02 2005 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I haven't been called for jury duty in my life, but I'm only 25... My mom got called for jury duty a few years ago, she got weeded out in the first selection by the defense lawyer.. I guess they thought some old white lady wasn't going to be too sympathetic to some young black guy robbing a store and shooting some people.


My father-in-law was picked for a baby shaking case. Guess the prosecution figured a middle-aged black man would convict some baby shaking young white-folk.


They were right...

In all seriousness it was a pretty sad case, the father of the child was under a lot of stress and freaked out, shook the baby to keep it from crying which caused brain damage. It was a screwy situation and the wife was partly to blame for stressing out the husband over small stuff (not making excuses, just the truth). In the end he got a middle of the road sentence versus life in prison, think 20 years since he didn't take a baseball bat to the kid or anything ...
#13 Dec 02 2005 at 4:03 PM Rating: Decent
All I have to say is if you don't serve (when given the chance), don't complain about the verdicts juries hand out.

I have gone in to serve on many occasions and I refused to serve only once when I (a) no longer lived in that county and (b) had served within the past 12 months (and I cannot recall if the rule was you don't have to serve if it has been less then one year or two).

However, I have never even been asked any questions much less selected for a jury. I've been in the room about 3-5 times.

Personally, I think it would set a great precident and show the US public that jury duty is very important if the president did go.

Yep, it would be expensive because of the extra security, yep, his voice might sway other jurors - I know it would be problematic - but the office is a bully plupit. Every action of the president speaks volumes. So do his inactions.
#14 Dec 03 2005 at 3:53 PM Rating: Good
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Served once. The guy was pulled over with a pound of coke in his front seat and bag of weed in his glove compartment. We had to let him off... Cop didn't read him his rights. God bless the american legal system. =/
#15 Dec 03 2005 at 8:27 PM Rating: Decent
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I've been sent forms a couple times but never made it so far as even being called in.

I could just see having a president on the jury bench. "Damn, this is boring. Fu[i][/i]ck it. You're pardoned and let's go home."

I've been sent forms once or twice but never made it so far as to fill them out and send them back.

I wonder when they'll finally track me down and send me to Attica?
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