What do we do in "The Asylum?"Follow

I rate people like YOU down. Have a nice day.

A big, warm, snuggly, open-armed Asylum welcome to you Gahnja!

Now go take your Dad's co[/i]ck out your mouth, take your finger out of your sister's syphillitic cu[i]nt, step outside your trailer and repeat after me:

There is no 'we' in Asylum.

If you still have energy left over, go Fu[/i]ck yourself with razor-wire, cu[i]nt!

Gotta give major props to Nadenu.


Normally, "we" get this many asshats posting in the Asylum when one of "us" decides to enter their forbidden realm of forumitude and poke fun.


Nadenu got the same end result simply poking the lurkers already here.


You go, girl!

Wrong AllaFemme...oppsie!

Edited, Tue Nov 29 14:44:44 2005 by Exodus

^^ Anyone else thought that Moe did an excellent "Venom" impersonation?

Well, you don't bathe and wallow in your own failure for starters. You also spend hours on the forum even when you're not at work, and attempt to impress other nerds with your unfunny antics.

You've already noticed the E-xenophobia. You see, only certain types of rejects are accepted here. Remember to kiss as much failure *** as possible if you want to be accepted in this elite circle of people with educations of mediocre proportions.

If you need to know how to do this effectively, just PM experts like elderon, nephy, and fendsomething. I'm sure they'll be happy to explain the whole process to you.

Oh, and don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of self-worth. Ater all, you post fart jokes in the ASYLUM (such a badass name has to mean totally awesome, badass, INSANE people post here).



HARDCORE! You told a faceless person to fu[i][/i]ck himself with a sharp object and then assailed him with generic, sophomoric "insults." With such staggering creativity, I can see why so many of the resident teenagers want to be like you.

I totally don't think you've made nothing of your life and resort to posting online to gain the only "acceptance" you've ever gotten!!1

Judging by your picture in the photo album that was posted, I think it's safe to say you wouldn't say anything of the sort to anything short of small animals.

ROCK ON MAN, ROCK ON. Next time your boss tells you to stop ************ in the back room and get back to the fryer, you tell him that you don't have to because of E-popularity, and if he doesn't get off your case, you'll post bad things about him to your E-friends on the internet!

this is waht you fu[b][/b]ckers are supposed to be doing,



and this from a common troll, who spends time collecting links to his own threads just to further point out how much he doesn't care waht you think of him! Nomatter how long it take!!


FOR SHAME!!!!

Undeadshroom...

you're a fun guy.

First laugh of the day.

Pffftt... I ********** directly into the fryer.

Just for that, I'm not telling you where I work.

Spin's problem is that he's stuck in Allakhazam Purgatory.

Nobody in the FFXI forums want him there and everyone in the Asylum think he's a waist of space.


It has to be one harsh existance. Whatever, I'm going to go ahead and continue to get paid by the hour to post on Allakhazam, sitting in my office, with air conditioning, possibly making more money than him, but lo...pathetic r I, for I have all dem e-friends that makes me so unworthy.


The Asylum has rotted me.


EDIT to add:

Continue posting, all the while avoiding any restaurant that I even THINK Joph could possibly working at. I don't care which state he lives in.

Edited, Tue Nov 29 16:33:42 2005 by Exodus

Fixed for continuity.