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#28 Nov 28 2005 at 4:08 PM Rating: Good
Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:

Upgrades over the weekend do inappropriate things to various anatomical parts of farm animals. it blows goats


Funny, so goes Aegis. Smiley: dubious
#29 Nov 28 2005 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, and had my first real true kiss when I was 12 I think. 7th grade and the memory still gives me the shivers (the good kind.


You still owe me that pack of gummy worms.


Why should I? You didn't give me back my Snickers bar.
#30 Nov 28 2005 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
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I think I was around 12 or so, with this guy I had been "going with". His mouth was huge and it was the worst kiss I've ever had. I think he tried to eat my face. Smiley: frown
#31 Nov 28 2005 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good


I was 11 or 12, probably 11. Very tail end of 6th grade, this guy asked me to the junior high spring dance and we dated for an entire year. The "dating" consisted of note writing, hours on the phone, and pizza hut and the movies/mall on Fridays in a large swarm of other 12 year olds. I don't think we were ever alone, heh.

The kisses in the dark movie theater provided gossip for the other 12 year olds though.

#32 Nov 28 2005 at 5:56 PM Rating: Good
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When I was about six, my brother sent me into his room during his birthday party to get one of his toy cars. It was on a shelf over his bed, and my standard M.O. was to bounce up and down on the mattress until I coud swat it down, then let my feet go out from under me and use my bottom bouncing on the mattress to catapult me towards the door. This time, when I flew off the bed, it was into the arms of his seven year old best friend Micheal, who then tried to stick his tongue in my mouth.

I didn't tell my brother till I was about 25, and surprisingly enough, he was ticked off as hell that I never told him.

Next try was in eighth grade, and he missed my mouth and got my cheek. When I was 15, I finally got kissed good and proper by my friend who would later turn out to be gay. Boy, can gay men kiss.
#33 Nov 28 2005 at 6:03 PM Rating: Decent
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I really need to stop reading this thread.

*sigh*
#34 Nov 28 2005 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
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sounds like someone needs to get smooched.
#35 Nov 28 2005 at 6:13 PM Rating: Decent
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#36 Nov 28 2005 at 6:15 PM Rating: Good
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#37 Nov 28 2005 at 6:16 PM Rating: Decent
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That's what they all say.

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#38 Nov 28 2005 at 6:17 PM Rating: Decent
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#39 Nov 28 2005 at 6:21 PM Rating: Decent
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ASide from Frenching the local cuties wehn I was like 8Smiley: grin


The first real kiss (Post Puberty) was my best-friend's girlfriend's sister.

I was... 15 i think... We watched the Addams Family movie in their basement... I was sitting next to her...

suddenly I feel HER ARM TOUCHED MY ARM!!! OMFG!!!!!! flesh to flesh contact really disconcerted me... The entire rest of the movie I was only focused on trying to figure out whether or not any of this meant anything...

Eventually, our hands ended upon each other in-between us.... and finally we were HOLDING HANDS!! that entire last quarter of the movie!!! HOLY LIVING FU[/b]CK!

So as the movie ends.... the boys and the girls have their own little "meetings" to find out the scoop....

My friend asks me if I'm going to kiss her or not.... I'm like "Are you Crazy!?" he tells me to do it anyway.. I have no CLUE how to go about doing this....


So before we leave... I am left alone with this girl... So as I'm saying goodbye.. I kinda.. hunch down closer toward her as I am saying bye... maybe in a "half-getting ready for a hug" sorta way... and BAM.


She grabs my face and her tongue is twisting figure-eights inside of my mouth.... Although inwardly shaken by this aggression I got pretty faily into it... That feeling of my skull being invaded by lustful girls tounge... ravaging my mouth.... It Was Awesome. The scent of each other's breaths... the sound of us breathing through our noses because we just can't stop... My tounge was So Sore for days.

I left that house shaking and haunted by waht had just transpired...

[b]I was utterly and totally In Love

Smiley: lolsilly boys
I couldn't stop thinking about it.. at all... It was an utter natural high that I was on.

The next time I saw her, i was prepared to stick my tongue down her throat that very Instant!!

but that was that.... ( I never did hit it )
I didn't lose my virginity til I was 18 yrs old actually.


Too bad she later on turned out to be a ho-bag, and now is like 300 lbs with 4 or 5 kids...



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#40 Nov 28 2005 at 6:23 PM Rating: Decent
I need my first, DodoBird, my PM box is always open. Smiley: wink2

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#41 Nov 28 2005 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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suddenly I feel HER ARM TOUCHED MY ARM!!! OMFG!!!!!! flesh to flesh contact really disconcerted me... The entire rest of the movie I was only focused on trying to figure out whether or not any of this meant anything...

Eventually, our hands ended upon each other in-between us.... and finally we were HOLDING HANDS!! that entire last quarter of the movie!!! HOLY LIVING ****!


Smiley: lol

The accidental skin touching that lingers, that sign threw me for a loop everytime. Freakin cracks me up when I think about my mental processes the first time that happened to me.
#42 Nov 28 2005 at 6:27 PM Rating: Decent
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ASide from Frenching the local cuties wehn I was like 8Smiley: grin


The first real kiss (Post Puberty) was my best-friend's girlfriend's sister.

I was... 15 i think... We watched the Addams Family movie in their basement... I was sitting next to her...

suddenly I feel HER ARM TOUCHED MY ARM!!! OMFG!!!!!! flesh to flesh contact really disconcerted me... The entire rest of the movie I was only focused on trying to figure out whether or not any of this meant anything...

Eventually, our hands ended upon each other in-between us.... and finally we were HOLDING HANDS!! that entire last quarter of the movie!!! HOLY LIVING FU[/b]CK!

So as the movie ends.... the boys and the girls have their own little "meetings" to find out the scoop....

My friend asks me if I'm going to kiss her or not.... I'm like "Are you Crazy!?" he tells me to do it anyway.. I have no CLUE how to go about doing this....


So before we leave... I am left alone with this girl... So as I'm saying goodbye.. I kinda.. hunch down closer toward her as I am saying bye... maybe in a "half-getting ready for a hug" sorta way... and BAM.


She grabs my face and her tongue is twisting figure-eights inside of my mouth.... Although inwardly shaken by this aggression I got pretty faily into it... That feeling of my skull being invaded by lustful girls tounge... ravaging my mouth.... It Was Awesome. The scent of each other's breaths... the sound of us breathing through our noses because we just can't stop... My tounge was So Sore for days.

I left that house shaking and haunted by waht had just transpired...

[b]I was utterly and totally In Love

Smiley: lolsilly boys
I couldn't stop thinking about it.. at all... It was an utter natural high that I was on.

The next time I saw her, i was prepared to stick my tongue down her throat that very Instant!!

but that was that.... ( I never did hit it )
I didn't lose my virginity til I was 18 yrs old actually.


Too bad she later on turned out to be a ho-bag, and now is like 300 lbs with 4 or 5 kids...



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Ever consider writing? Good memory you got there 'eh? Smiley: grin

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#43 Nov 28 2005 at 6:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Personally, I'm not much of a flirter. From what I can remember, the first time was back in.. ehm.. 4th grade or so, with my, at the time, best female friend.

Ah, the old days, how we miss them.

We just don't know it yet.
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#44 Nov 28 2005 at 6:44 PM Rating: Decent
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#45 Nov 28 2005 at 6:48 PM Rating: Decent
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What if he has?

I say hit it.
#46 Nov 28 2005 at 6:53 PM Rating: Decent
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#47 Nov 28 2005 at 6:58 PM Rating: Decent
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My first kiss was when I was 14 with my brother's gf who was 15. It was like out of a stupid fantasy, I was home alone, she and a couple of her friends came to my house and wanted to come in, she convinced me to go get some of my dad's **** and then I ended up making out with her and getting a topless lapdance from her friends.
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#48 Nov 28 2005 at 7:05 PM Rating: Good


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My first kiss was when I was 14 with my brother's gf who was 15. It was like out of a stupid fantasy, I was home alone, she and a couple of her friends came to my house and wanted to come in, she convinced me to go get some of my dad's **** and then I ended up making out with her and getting a topless lapdance from her friends.


riiiiight.

It wasn't "like out of a stupid fantasy", it -is- one!


#49 Nov 28 2005 at 7:37 PM Rating: Good
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Boy, can gay men kiss.


/nod I was thinking this one guy I dated in college was just too good to be true. Good looking, well-dressed, articulate, manners, the whole nine yards.

We stopped dating after a few months and I found out he was gay a few months after that.
#50 Nov 28 2005 at 7:41 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Boy, can gay men kiss.


/nod I was thinking this one guy I dated in college was just too good to be true. Good looking, well-dressed, articulate, manners, the whole nine yards.

We stopped dating after a few months and I found out he was gay a few months after that.


Just don't think all of us men like that are gay ladies. Smiley: wink2

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#51 Nov 28 2005 at 8:23 PM Rating: Decent
My first kiss led to my first lay, which led to my first girl friend. The strange thing about it is we lived about a mile away from each other in the country. I would sneak out of my window when the sun went down, walk through the moonlit woods to her house without any feelings of being frightened. You know, that whole "scared of the dark" phenomenon.

Point bieng, I don't wonder when I hear about strange things people do for love. To this day you could not get me to trek alone in the woods. Even in the daylight.

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