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#1 Nov 28 2005 at 2:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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The AP Wire wrote:
A 15-year-old girl with a peanut allergy died after kissing her boyfriend, who had just eaten a peanut butter snack, hospital officials said Monday.

Christina Desforges died in a Quebec hospital Wednesday after doctors were unable to treat her allergic reaction to the kiss the previous weekend.

Desforges, who lived in Saguenay, about 155 miles north of Quebec City, was almost immediately given a shot of Adrenaline, a standard tool for treating the anaphylactic shock brought on by a peanut allergy, officials said.

An autopsy was being performed. Dr. Nina Verreault, an allergist at the Chicoutimi Hospital in Saguenay, declined to comment on the case.
This has "years of therapy before having a successful physical relationship" written all over it.

So, anyone here ever kill your boy/girlfriend with a kiss? And how old were you for your first (nonlethal) kiss?
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#2 Nov 28 2005 at 2:59 PM Rating: Decent
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THUS THE LORD SWINGETH THE SWORD OF RETRIBUTION UPON ALL INFIDELIC AND LUSTFUL SINNERS, JUST LIKE YOU RIGHT THERE!!
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#3 Nov 28 2005 at 3:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Probably had peanut butter on his lips, and in his mouth (Given tongue was likely involved at that age).
#4 Nov 28 2005 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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Wow, I used to think it was bad when you hear that an ex went gay after the relationshiop. This just takes it to a whole new level.

And that guy is stigmatized for life now. Can you imagine the girls absolutely refusing to go out with him now that his girlfriend died from his kiss?

Okay, it was the peanuts, but the kiss started it.

Oh, and had my first real true kiss when I was 12 I think. 7th grade and the memory still gives me the shivers (the good kind.
#5 Nov 28 2005 at 3:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, and had my first real true kiss when I was 12 I think. 7th grade and the memory still gives me the shivers (the good kind.


You still owe me that pack of gummy worms.
#7 Nov 28 2005 at 3:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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For the record, 14 with my best friend's ex on the floor of my mother's bedroom. That says "healthy first relationship" like nothing else.
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#8 Nov 28 2005 at 3:12 PM Rating: Good
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Probably had peanut butter on his lips, and in his mouth (Given tongue was likely involved at that age).


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#9 Nov 28 2005 at 3:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
First kiss around age 8 or 9 on a dare from my sister, tongue and all. I rather enjoyed it
Please tell me there was a third party involved. Smiley: dubious
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#10 Nov 28 2005 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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First kiss around age 8 or 9 on a dare from my sister, tongue and all. I rather enjoyed it, but I was one of those early bloomers.



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Edited, Mon Nov 28 15:13:33 2005 by NephthysWanderer
#11 Nov 28 2005 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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Mines was spin the bottle, and I'm allergic to peanut butter.



Smiley: yikes



Whatever chemical/ingredient they use to make it into butter, anyway...actual peanuts are ok. Can't even get near the stuff...just breathing it in is enough.
#12 Nov 28 2005 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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First kiss around age 8 or 9 on a dare from my sister, tongue and all. I rather enjoyed it, but I was one of those early bloomers.


Wow, theres some repressed childhood truama surfacing.
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#13 Nov 28 2005 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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One can only imagine, that given your supreme deductive powers, that you will find a lifetime of success and prominence in the CIA.


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#14 Nov 28 2005 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wow, theres some repressed childhood truama surfacing.
I know I'm feeling better about my story...
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#15 Nov 28 2005 at 3:23 PM Rating: Good
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13, with my first real girlfriend on the way home from Church on Sunday night. Back of the minivan with the moms driving FTW!
#16 Nov 28 2005 at 3:24 PM Rating: Good
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I know I'm feeling better about my story...
14 with my best friend's ex on the floor of my mother's bedroom.


A real rebel would have done it on the bed. Then left her unmentionables there for your mother to find.
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#17 Nov 28 2005 at 3:28 PM Rating: Decent
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A real rebel would have done it on the bed. Then left her unmentionables there for your mother to find.


At 14 they don't have unmentionables. Smiley: grin
#18 Nov 28 2005 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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Teenagers don't wear undergarments anymore? My, I am getting old.
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#19 Nov 28 2005 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Lucky bastids.
#20 Nov 28 2005 at 3:32 PM Rating: Decent
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I was around 10 when I had my first kiss. By the canal side lying on the grass.

Thankfully I survived it. No death to either of us.

What a way to go though? It's up their with croaking during sex.

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Lucky bastids.
Got a sister?
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#22 Nov 28 2005 at 3:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Yes. But I am, by no means, that desperate.

I live in a sheltered country town. What more needs to be said?
#23 Nov 28 2005 at 3:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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DodoBird the Meaningless wrote:
I live in a sheltered country town. What more needs to be said?
So it won't just be your first kiss...
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#24 Nov 28 2005 at 3:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: lol
#25 Nov 28 2005 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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I was 9 when I had my first kiss. It was my "boyfriend" from Karate class. He kissed me after I had won my next belt upgrade test
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