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#1 Nov 28 2005 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent

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I went and became 40 years old. My warranty is expired, and I've put way too many miles on.

Hot women now address me as "sir." I do miss the days when they flipped the hair, and squeeked out a meek lil hello.

Getting older sucks! However, today there WILL be cake! Smiley: lol

Edit: I like pie.

tonight there WILL be pie..... Smiley: sly

Edited, Mon Nov 28 10:14:24 2005 by Weebs

#2 Nov 28 2005 at 10:20 AM Rating: Default

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On the plus side, you can not legally have gray hair.

#3 Nov 28 2005 at 10:23 AM Rating: Excellent

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Cake and Pie; all the makings of a great Birthday! Have a good one and Happy Over the Hill Weebs!

#4 Nov 28 2005 at 10:24 AM Rating: Excellent

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Happy Birthday!

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#5 Nov 28 2005 at 10:26 AM Rating: Excellent

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Hot women now address me as "sir." I do miss the days when they flipped the hair, and squeeked out a meek lil hello.

Only a few more years until you can pinch them on the *** from your wheelchair and feign senility.

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#6 Nov 28 2005 at 10:27 AM Rating: Excellent

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Hot women now address me as "sir." I do miss the days when they flipped the hair, and squeeked out a meek lil hello.

Now you're just lying to yourself. They never did that.

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#7 Nov 28 2005 at 10:29 AM Rating: Excellent

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My hubby, a strapping young lad of 43, died his graying hair this weekend. He gave in before me. Smiley: smile

It looks good though.

Happy B-day Weebs.

I'm sure you're aware that men only get better with age.

Rate up and drugstore magnifying glasses for you. Smiley: glasses

Smiley: glasses

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#8 Nov 28 2005 at 10:36 AM Rating: Excellent

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How are your eyes Weebs? Can you read this print?

I SAID CAN YOU READ THIS PRINT?

Happy birthday old man Smiley: wink

#9 Nov 28 2005 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent

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Humpf, only 40.

I'll be 47 on Friday and still have guys trying to pick me up. Most think I'm younger and as for the gray, I've been told it looks good on me.

The warranty sucks anyway. My body broke down at 38, but since it took the doctors until I was 40 to diagnose the problem, they say I'm no longer covered by the warranty.

Happy B-Day old man Smiley: king

Enjoy your cake and pie and just let out your belt some.

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#10 Nov 28 2005 at 10:54 AM Rating: Excellent

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Isn't 40 the age where you are supposed to get your first prostate examination?

Looking forward to it, gramps? Smiley: grin

Happy B-day. Smiley: laugh

#11 Nov 28 2005 at 10:58 AM Rating: Excellent

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Isn't 40 the age where you are supposed to get your first prostate examination?

and as long a they're up there you might as well get a jump on your colorectal cancer screenings as well. Happy birthday to you.

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#12 Nov 28 2005 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent

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Hey Mr. Karma Camper. Please fuc[/b]k off and die. kk? Thnx.

[b]HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEBS! Smiley: cake

Weebles Wobble But They Dont Fall Down?? Smiley: jawdrop

Smiley: jawdrop

or do they? Smiley: sly

Edited, Mon Nov 28 11:10:09 2005 by Katie

#13 Nov 28 2005 at 11:10 AM Rating: Decent

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Happy Half-Life birthday. Hope the second half turns out better. Smiley: smile

#14 Nov 28 2005 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good

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You are now officially old enough to put down FFXI.

Go buy World of Warcraft. Start a Horde toon on Mal'ganis server. Sure the game looks cartoony but believe me the first time you crush an opponent in a battleground you will feel like a kid again, not like beating your kid again.

Also since its easy to play casually, your sex starved wife wont have to maul you while playing.

Edited, Mon Nov 28 11:38:00 2005 by bodhisattva

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#15 Nov 28 2005 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good

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Rock On Weebs!

and don't play WoW

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#16 Nov 28 2005 at 11:41 AM Rating: Excellent

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Only a few more years until you can pinch them on the *** from your wheelchair and feign senility.

I am looking forward to that.

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Now you're just lying to yourself. They never did that.

Yes they did, and on occassion still do. (with the right lighting of course) Smiley: waycool

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I SAID CAN YOU READ THIS PRINT?

If I could somehow stop spankin off, I am sure I would see better.

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I'll be 47 on Friday and still have guys trying to pick me up. Most think I'm younger and as for the gray, I've been told it looks good on me.

Happy birthday in advance, and grey hair is sexy dammit!

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Isn't 40 the age where you are supposed to get your first prostate examination?

Looking forward to it, gramps?

Oh hell no! Smiley: oyvey

#17 Nov 28 2005 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good

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Weebs, take this opportunity to officially declare the mid-life-crisis and get yourself a new ride. Hey, women use PMS as an excuse for things, this is your big chance!!

Also, now you have something else to look forward to: Keep the shiney side up will be refering to your head rather than your chrome! Smiley: lol

#18 Nov 28 2005 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good

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Have a wonderful time blowing out the candles and a wonderful time getting blown out from your wife. =)

#19 Nov 28 2005 at 11:55 AM Rating: Excellent

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Happy Birthday! You're now officially old enough to be considered "distinguished"...congratulations!

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Nexa wrote:

Happy Birthday! You're now officially old enough to be considered "distinguished"...congratulations! READ: I'd still do you.

Nexa

You lucky bastidge. Smiley: glare

#21 Nov 28 2005 at 12:07 PM Rating: Decent

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Elderon the Wise wrote:

Nexa wrote:

Happy Birthday! You're now officially old enough to be considered "distinguished"...congratulations! READ: I'd still do you.

Nexa

No, her husband would do him. Then Nexa would forgive him. Then Weebs and the Nexas hubby would talk her into some freaky gbaji~esque sex. Nexa would agree, because man on man on girl action is Nexa's kryptonite.

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#22 Nov 28 2005 at 12:13 PM Rating: Decent

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A 40 year old gamer?

Just give a couple of months, soon you'll be telling people that computer games are destroying society and back in your day you only had a stick for fun. If you were lucky.

Happy B'day Gramps.

Being 18 rocks.

#23 Nov 28 2005 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good

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Welcome to Club 40s, my brother! Have a great birthday! Smiley: boozing

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#24 Nov 28 2005 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good

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You poor *******! Now you've gone and done it. 40?!? You're almost as old as I am, geezer.

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#25 Nov 28 2005 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good

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Happy Birthday, young man! Smiley: boozing

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#26 Nov 28 2005 at 1:47 PM Rating: Excellent

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Many happy returns of the day. Smiley: boozing

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