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Ugh. The only sh[b][/b]itty thing about 4 day weekends is that they end.
I got a whole week left before I start the new job. Life is good. 
It'll take me another 4 days to get back into the swing of things.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Ugh. The only sh[b][/b]itty thing about 4 day weekends is that they end.
Couldn't agree more. Now my boss is on his typical "we are so behind from closing for two days" run.
Which loosely translates into "let me get my money's worth from giving you the day off on thanksgiving and having no choice but to pay you."
I swear I hate him.
Whoa. I'm stressed.
Edited, Mon Nov 28 10:49:17 2005 by Exodus
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The only ****** thing about 4 day weekends is that they end.
That and you come to realize that instead of using the time wisey and completing your research papers, you chose to bask in the glow of the turkey juices and gravy glistening on your lips whilst downing beer and wine in between holes of Tiger Woods 2005
Is it wrong that I get a kick from my boss's mother calling the office because it gives me the chance to look at him and say "Your mom" and get away with it?
Sir Exodus wrote:
Is it wrong that I get a kick from my boss's mother calling the office because it gives me the chance to look at him and say "Your mom" and get away with it?
Not wrong at all, but it sounds like it could make a good TBS commercial. What would be wrong is if you announced over the loudspeaker that his mom was on Line #2, even better if you find out why she's calling.
Only thing better is when your boss has a nag of a wife and she calls every 15 minutes about some stupid s[sm][/sm]hit.
My weekend is over tomorrow, but then I don't have a job either so only count the days I need to go in to see doctors or therapists.
My weekend is over tomorrow, but then I don't have a job either so only count the days I need to go in to see doctors or therapists.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
His wife calls at least once a day...everyday, and so does his mother.
The only time I ever get pride in telling him his wife is calling is when he's bragging on how he runs the household.
"I don't put up with this or that...hell no, I run the house, I'm an Alpha male and..."
"Your wife is calling."
"...crud."
You can tell by the way she sounds over the phone that she wears the pants in the house. I was right on the money when his daughter started telling me stories.
Sir Exodus wrote:
His wife calls at least once a day...everyday, and so does his mother.
The only time I ever get pride in telling him his wife is calling is when he's bragging on how he runs the household.
"I don't put up with this or that...hell no, I run the house, I'm an Alpha male and..."
"Your wife is calling."
"...crud."
You can tell by the way she sounds over the phone that she wears the pants in the house. I was right on the money when his daughter started telling me stories.
Boss: You're fired!
Exo: Yeah? Well I nailed your daughter! And she sucked!
or
Boss: I've noticed a slip in your performance lately, I think we are going to dock your pay.
Exo: I see. Funny though, I've noticed a slip in the security of the tape I have of me banging your daughter. I think we are going to let it end up on the intarweebz.
!!! I like the way you think, Jacob.
His daughter is hot, too. Course...knowing the sap that I am...it's back to work I go.
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