Sir Exodus wrote:
His wife calls at least once a day...everyday, and so does his mother.
The only time I ever get pride in telling him his wife is calling is when he's bragging on how he runs the household.
"I don't put up with this or that...hell no, I run the house, I'm an Alpha male and..."
"Your wife is calling."
"...crud."
You can tell by the way she sounds over the phone that she wears the pants in the house. I was right on the money when his daughter started telling me stories.
Hell, you really want to **** him off, bang his daughter. I guarantee that no matter what the situation you will always have that ace.
Boss: You're fired!
Exo: Yeah? Well I nailed your daughter! And she sucked!
or
Boss: I've noticed a slip in your performance lately, I think we are going to dock your pay.
Exo: I see. Funny though, I've noticed a slip in the security of the tape I have of me banging your daughter. I think we are going to let it end up on the intarweebz.