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#1 Nov 26 2005 at 9:13 PM Rating: Decent
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So was Oswald some random freak (I share his birthday) who took his opportunity at his 15 minutes of fame or not? He definatly seems to be a loner.. wallowing in disappointment and respite. This is not to say however that he did not have room to be manipulated.

Was Jack Ruby really some half-wit who was so blinded with patriotism so as to murder the man in front of all the press cameras?
I can see that. However.. the man did own night clubs... which means that he couldn't really be so dumb. Perhaps someone put him up to it... but there are some bits of evidence that seem to be planted.. such as Ruby happening to wire money to one of his strippers right before he shot Oswald.

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#2 Nov 26 2005 at 9:22 PM Rating: Good
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It was Professor Plum, in the Library, with a candlestick.
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#3 Nov 26 2005 at 10:06 PM Rating: Decent
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He had to kill the 'murderer' so people would never find out who really killed JFK.



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#4 Nov 26 2005 at 11:25 PM Rating: Decent
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::sigh::

I thought everyone had seen this last time it was posted. Oh well, this should close any doubts.


"Allakhazam built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."


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#5 Nov 27 2005 at 12:21 AM Rating: Good


It was Smoking Man.

#6 Nov 27 2005 at 4:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Given that a least 4 shots hit the presidential vehicle from 3 different angles and that JFK himself was clearly hit from the front not the back, i would say that a single shooter from the book repository is.... err unlikely....

Lets face it if you are shot in the head the spray of your brain matter generally goes in the direction of the bullit not in the exact opposite direction.

I figure it was either an inside Job or the real reasons he was killed are so scary that the Govenment would rather have a phoney story than the truth circulated.

Edit: Jack Ruby was a Mafia runner who probably didn't have a patriotic bone in his body.

Edited, Sun Nov 27 04:13:17 2005 by tarv
#7 Nov 27 2005 at 7:10 AM Rating: Good
gbaji did it.
#8 Nov 27 2005 at 8:16 AM Rating: Good
There was a nice debunking of all the JFK murder stuff like the magic bullet last night on the History channel, including an 89 year old man who demonstrated you can easily get off shots at the speed Oswald did.

I would actually like for there to be a conspiracy, though. I've always been afraid that the big conspiracy is that there is no conspiracy. Nobody is reading my emails, listening to my phone calls, or prying open my mail; no one really cares.
#9 Nov 27 2005 at 12:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Per Ruby: Jack Ruby was dying of cancer. I'm sure he was willing to take on a hit in order to set up his family, pay some debts, whatever. He didn't receive the money directly; so what? He wouldn't have needed to see it. Sending money to the stripper could have been anything - payment, clearing it out so the tax man didn't get it all, etc.
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#10 Nov 27 2005 at 12:07 PM Rating: Decent
I thought Sue Ellen shot him.

Oh that was JR. not JFK..

#11 Nov 27 2005 at 1:08 PM Rating: Decent
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There was a nice debunking of all the JFK murder stuff like the magic bullet last night on the History channel, including an 89 year old man who demonstrated you can easily get off shots at the speed Oswald did.
It's hard to debunk the fact that JFK's head exploded backwards, indicating a shot from the front.

Unless the "magic bullit" did a u turn on impact JFK was NOT shot from behind.
#12 Nov 27 2005 at 1:58 PM Rating: Decent
Red Dwarf fans know that JFK killed himself.
#14 Nov 28 2005 at 12:13 AM Rating: Good
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Stop basing your opinions of what bullets do to people on tv and movies. Myth Busters did a segment on this, bullets go through people and do not push them in any direction. A bullet striking a skull will shoot blood in the direction of the wound due to pressure. That is why shooters get blood on them in close range.
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