So I'm sitting here at 11pm, in my skivies, enjoying a steaming plate piled sky high with stuffing, turkey n' taters. And as I sit here like a fat tumor on the world I cant help but laugh at all you suckers who dont have piles of gravy slathered food to binge on.
Oh, and I know what many of you are asking yourselves. And the answer is yes, its a butterball.
The turkey, not my stomach
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You've ruined Thanksgiving for me forever!
Skivvies...tumor...eating...
Imma go throw up now
Skivvies...tumor...eating...
Imma go throw up now
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
BUUuuurrp!!
Whatever are you talking about?
Whatever are you talking about?
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Your leftovers lasted this long??
Neiuo wrote:
Your leftovers lasted this long??
If only my orgasms did.
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Your leftovers lasted this long??
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If only my orgasms did.
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Isnt this the part where I say " thats what she said " ??
Your leftovers lasted this long??
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If only my orgasms did.
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Isnt this the part where I say " thats what she said " ??
Sir Weebs wrote:
Neiuo wrote:
Your leftovers lasted this long??
If only my orgasms did.
I still have pumpkin pie left.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Someone needs to teach Neiuo how to quote.
Not going to be me though.
Not going to be me though.
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Quote:
Someone needs to teach Neiuo how to quote.
Not going to be me though.
Not going to be me though.
Ya, I was drag and dropping, didn't see the little quotes button hehe , hope thats better
also testing smiles for the first time, Edit: still not getting the name with the qoute though
Edited, Sat Nov 26 10:29:56 2005 by Neiuo
Edited, Sat Nov 26 10:20:41 2005 by Neiuo
Neiuo wrote:
Edit: still not getting the name with the qoute though 
It's a secret.
Neiuo wrote:
Quote:
Someone needs to teach Neiuo how to quote.
Not going to be me though.
Not going to be me though.
Ya, I was drag and dropping, didn't see the little quotes button hehe , hope thats better
also testing smiles for the first time, Edit: still not getting the name with the qoute though
Tell you what. Make your avatar just a bit bigger, and I am sure someone will explain the quoting system.. deal?
Notice the goats' Avatar? That's how to go for the gold. Yours has the right idea for that type of schtick, but an old bastid like me has to squint to see it.
I knew all that ************ would ***** me up, but I still did it. And at near 40 years old now, I am continuing to PULL myself through puberty.
Make it bigger I can't spank to that....
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Tell you what. Make your avatar just a bit bigger, and I am sure someone will explain the quoting system.. deal?
Wish I could but lost the gif, when my other comp,s hard drive kicked the bucket, but may work on a new one this week end while i got some time.
I really appreciate when my oldest sister and her husband play host and hostess to the family for holidays, but it means no leftovers for me. And everything turned out exceptionally yummy this year. 
My sister hosted Thanksgiving this year but I left without leftovers. On Saturday morning though, I went to pick up my child from her care and, while she was upstairs, swept upon her kitchen like the Golden Horde, stealing quart sized Zip-locs full of turkey, potatoes, stuffing, sausage and other provisions. I threw them all into a garbage bag, tossed it into the trunk and ran off with my plunder.
Then I had to go back for my forgotten son.
Then I had to go back for my forgotten son.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Shi[i][/i]t man, you shoulda just ran off without the kid. You know he's just gonna try to eat the treasure you so rightfully obtained.
Maybe you could even find someone to trade your kid to for more of those tasty leftovers. Child slavery ftw.
Maybe you could even find someone to trade your kid to for more of those tasty leftovers. Child slavery ftw.
Sadly, I have no leftovers. I am yearning for a turkey sandwich with fresh bakery bread, some dijon mustard, and some helman's mayo slathered on. Homemade mayo is good too...at this point I am not picky.
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