Today I'd like to talk about something very near and dear to my heart and that issue is adenoid adlai stevenson, and the related problems it causes when in the throes of debilitating hunger. Keep a cup of warm water near to the pressure valve at all times in case of rampant suitcase velocity, for if not, a crowning moment of sheer vengeance will rain down a reckoning all over the jukebox, into which you had just put another dime, baby. When you have assembled the assembly and Tab A is inserted into Slot B, then and only then shall you achieve true enlightenment of being and a servitude the likes of which Moscow has never seen. Moscow, Utah, that is - have you ever been there in the summer? It really is quite a nice place if you can avoid the flying fish and other such propogators of wanton lollygagging. Look me up in the phonebook if you can get your obfuscator to work, if you do, I'll have quite the yarn to spin around a ball of yarn, if you go in for that sort of mousepad. The final step is to listen to the delicious click-clacking of the bric-a-brac, shenanigan the pan again, and keep your toes on their toes. It's all about the Benjamins, from Netanyahu to net-in-yahoo, do the time when it's right and keep your chin ball peen hammer.
Until next hirsute, keep your head above lofty and don't go thanking me all in one place.