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#1 Nov 23 2005 at 2:44 PM Rating: Decent
It all started at work during break time. South Park was on at midnight and it was the episode where Eric Roberts gets eaten. I had no idea who Eric Roberts was so to the internet I went. I found out that Eric Roberts is the brother of Julia Roberts and as I browsed the list of movies he was in I found a movie that hasn’t come out yet…

...looks like there is a live-action Dead or Alive movie which will eventually hit theaters in 2006.

Haven’t we learned from Street Fighter and the Mortal Kombat movies? I mean I’m sure there’ll be a big fanbase that I won’t want to be anywhere near, but isn’t the premise of this movie just neanderthalic… I mean… c’mon… I… ah hell, what’s the point… another crappy movie with boobies in it...what else is new…

#2 Nov 23 2005 at 2:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Boobs make films great. Fact.
#3 Nov 23 2005 at 2:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Show us your boobs. For old times sake.
#4 Nov 23 2005 at 4:26 PM Rating: Good
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Boobs make films great. Fact.


It's true. Look at Resident Evil. You even get a bit of a snapper shot in that one, and it's the Greatest Movie Ever Made.


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#5 Nov 23 2005 at 4:30 PM Rating: Decent
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It's true. Look at Resident Evil. You even get a bit of a snapper shot in that one, and it's the Greatest Movie Ever Made.



Once i do a little interweb research to see if you are being truthful or not, I may have to go rent Resident Evil. Before I was totally opposed to seeing it, but a shot of the holiest of holies may change my mind
#6 Nov 23 2005 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
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When in doubt, add a nude scene

instant blockbuster
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#7 Nov 23 2005 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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Once i do a little interweb research to see if you are being truthful or not, I may have to go rent Resident Evil. Before I was totally opposed to seeing it, but a shot of the holiest of holies may change my mind


It's not a great shot, mind you. But it's there. And a brief peek at Mila Jovovitch's fun parts is worth the rental fee.
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#8 Nov 23 2005 at 6:03 PM Rating: Default
on the newest resident evil, i heard that you got some boobs action so i though i would check it out, after all she looks pretty hot, but i have to say after that scene when she in the tube thingy i felt kinda sick, i mean COME ON, she has tiny tiny little ******* with huge nipples like jaffa cakes, it just looked weird
#9 Nov 23 2005 at 6:17 PM Rating: Decent
I'd like to see the actress that plays Jill Valentine bare all.
#10 Nov 23 2005 at 6:21 PM Rating: Decent
yeah shes the foxy one xD
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