Worlds Ugliest Dog Dies! :: Free Realms

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#1 Nov 23 2005 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good

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Ugly Dog!

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Lockheed said she initially was terrified of Sam when she agreed to take him in as a rescue dog six years ago on a 48-hour trial basis. Although she fell in love with him, his appearance repulsed her then-boyfriend and prompted the man to break up with her.

Later, however, Sam became a matchmaker by bringing together Lockheed and her current beau, who saw a picture of the two on an online dating site.

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#2 Nov 23 2005 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good

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Saw this yesterday, please slap a NWS on it, because at least one of you will scream bloody murder when you see how f[b][/b]ucking ugly this dog is*.

*The dog in the article, not Katie.

Edited for clarity and specificity.

Edited, Wed Nov 23 12:40:31 2005 by NephthysWanderer

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#3 Nov 23 2005 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good

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world's biggest rat dies, forever remembered as world's ugliest dog.

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#4 Nov 23 2005 at 12:43 PM Rating: Excellent

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Fourteen years old and named Sam. Wonder how many deaths HE ordered in his long life.

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#5 Nov 23 2005 at 3:08 PM Rating: Default

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Though he may be gone, the world will always remember the Evil dog from hell.

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind

Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind

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I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.

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#6 Nov 23 2005 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good

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Did you download that from your USB port shroom?

Smiley: grin

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#7 Nov 23 2005 at 3:34 PM Rating: Default

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worlds second ugliest dog dies!

yes its true, paris hilton is dead, but her stupid spoilt ***** legacy will live on, polluting our children, our childrens children..and their pets.

(this may contain fiction)

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#8 Nov 23 2005 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent

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Frakkor wrote:

Did you download that from your USB port shroom?

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YEah, I get it, my pathetic lack of even basic computer knowledge is funny, Now shut the f[b][/b]uck up.

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I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.

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#9 Nov 23 2005 at 4:38 PM Rating: Decent

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yohme from japan wrote:

worlds second ugliest dog dies!

yes its true, paris hilton is dead, but her stupid spoilt ***** legacy will live on, polluting our children, our childrens children..and their pets.

(this may contain fiction)