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#1 Nov 21 2005 at 8:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's your chance to be part of forum history and detail how you and or your family cooks it's traditional thanksgiving turky

The only way to cook turkey is...
In the oven:36 (64.3%)
The peanut oil boiled turkey method of doom:7 (12.5%)
WTF I'm Irish you bloody yank, we don't hold with no stinkin turky eatin in these here parts! (besides we accidentaly blew the last one up years ago) :4 (7.1%)
Solar power. I'm telling you, it's worth the wait:1 (1.8%)
My "turkey" started out as a simple legume, which, through black magic most foul was turned into the vile concoction "tofurkey" Please kill me now. thank you. :1 (1.8%)
Give me microwave turky or give me ummm, ... something else?:2 (3.6%)
You *******! I'm a turkey! whatm you don't think we have feelings too? How would you like it if i ate your aunt ethyl? :5 (8.9%)
Total:56


Also, any turkey day recipies you want to post might theoretically be tried. You could become famous!
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#2 Nov 21 2005 at 9:19 PM Rating: Decent
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3 Letters.

KFC.
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#3 Nov 21 2005 at 9:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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I let me wife do it.
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#4 Nov 21 2005 at 9:31 PM Rating: Decent
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few things.

1. i deep fry my turkey. 3min per lbs. 3 days worth of prep work that i would do even if i were cooking the bird in the oven or on the grill.

2. creamy garlic mashed potatos(sp?)

3lbs potatos
1qt heavy cream
6 - 9 cloves of garlic minced
little salt n pepper

yum yum


3. galic mushroom gravy.

1 can of mushroom soup
1 can of beaf/turkey broth
1 - 2 portablea mushroom(s) saute with either olive oil or butter and some cumman
2 - 3 cloves garlic minced

yum yum with those potatos up above.


i use a cajun style marinaid and injection for the turkey followed by a dry rub of creole seasoning.
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#5 Nov 21 2005 at 9:31 PM Rating: Good
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Reeve wrote:
3 Letters.

KFC.


Kentucky Fried Chicken. For turkey. Gotcha.
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#6 Nov 21 2005 at 9:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Reeve wrote:
3 Letters.

KFC.

Kentucky Fried Chicken. For turkey. Gotcha.

For some people, bird is bird.

I'm considering baking some game hens in my crockpot.
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#7 Nov 21 2005 at 10:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Brine it breast side down over night and then cook it in a smoker, it will be soooo good everyone will love you and fill the sad little void that all of us are missing...
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#8 Nov 22 2005 at 7:30 AM Rating: Decent
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If you can, try and TiVo or catch The Food Networks Good Eats Thanksgiving Special hosted by everyones favorite Alton Brown. Lots and lots of info in regards to cooking a turkey and all the trimmings. Also teaches you how to cut the bird.

Definetly soak the turkey over night in a Brine/spice bath.
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#10 Nov 22 2005 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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Where's the smoked turkey option.

your poll makes frak angry! Smiley: mad
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#11 Nov 22 2005 at 9:14 AM Rating: Good
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This year I plan to eat whatever is set before me, turkeywise. I don't care too much which way they prepare it.
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#12 Nov 22 2005 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
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You missed an option, Kao, which would've been:

"Doesn't matter how it's cooked, as long as it's covered in cheese."


I had to pick microwave by default.
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#13 Nov 22 2005 at 9:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Fried Turkey! OMFG! Yum! I cant wait!
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#14 Nov 22 2005 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
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Soracloud Quick Hands wrote:
If you can, try and TiVo or catch The Food Networks Good Eats Thanksgiving Special hosted by everyones favorite Alton Brown. Lots and lots of info in regards to cooking a turkey and all the trimmings. Also teaches you how to cut the bird.

Definetly soak the turkey over night in a Brine/spice bath.


I loved watching that. I saw it last year and learned never to stuff the turkey with stuffing from Alton. Of course, for some reason that triggered a huge debate with some friends on whether to stuff or not to stuff.


I can not cook well for everyday food, but for some reason I can cook the best turkey you will ever sink your incisors into. I dont know how or why, or what it is I do specifically, but the meat is always fully cooked yet moist, the skin is crispy, and all is good
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#15 Nov 22 2005 at 10:22 AM Rating: Decent
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There's always the classic turducken...
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#16 Nov 22 2005 at 12:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Debalic wrote:
There's always the classic turducken...


maybe next year i will try one of those. they look rather good.

also i have learned a lot from Good Eats show. my mashed potatos come from him. they are to die for.
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There's always the classic turducken...


you gotta go all out and get the turduckenplatyham

basically a turducken, but the duck is stuffed with a platypus
and the whole thing is shoved inside a giant ham and deep fried.

Edited, Tue Nov 22 12:41:50 2005 by PhlareWP
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#18 Nov 22 2005 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
There's always the classic turducken...


I dunno... the one on TV the other night didn't look too good.
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#19 Nov 22 2005 at 2:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Diet being crashed in 48 hours and counting....
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#20 Nov 22 2005 at 2:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Diet being crashed in 48 hours and counting....


I always gain weight over the holidays. Working it off after the first always works out nicely.
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#21 Nov 22 2005 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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I refuse to gain weight this year!

Smiley: mad
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#22 Nov 22 2005 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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funny, I tend to lose weight during the holidays
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#23 Nov 22 2005 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Lady DSD wrote:
funny, I tend to lose weight during the holidays


Sure ... rub it in and make me feel like a fatty watty bo batty why dont you!
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#24 Nov 22 2005 at 4:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Quote:
Reeve wrote:

3 Letters.

KFC.


Kentucky Fried Chicken. For turkey. Gotcha.


lol hmm, i didn't even catch it until i got to your post.


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I let me wife do it.


Yeah, i got to second that.... It's like the old saying: I don't know the recipe for my favorite food, all i know is the phone number.

Edited, Tue Nov 22 17:05:41 2005 by PackyMcStout
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