Once there was this boy who
Got into a tryst with J.C Penney's Mannequin
But when they finally made love
The security guards caught him gyrating all over her body
He couldn't quite explain it
He'd almost just came there
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Teen's Mannequin Love-In
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.
Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.
Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.
"That's the only way I know how to put it."
Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.
If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.
Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.
"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."
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I'm only going to justify this, if the 'Mannequin' looked like *NWS* Kim Cattrall.
Opps silly internets it trickses us!
Edited, Mon Nov 21 23:08:10 2005 by RedjedBlue