The air was hot and stale, like a room filled with the air of a rutabega gone rotten. He crouched against the wall, hideing in the shadows, and waited. Soon, all too soon, the fate of the world would be in his hands when the evil Dr. Mengaxozolangofupterboopy tried to activate his insidious evil near-death ray. The only thing standing between him and final darkness for the civilized world was one man. And the answers to this quizpoll!
Question 1. You are somehow magically transported into the final scene at mount Doom of Lord of the rins, the return of the king. You are frodo, and you stand on the edge of the firey pit of doom. What do you do next?
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
and question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
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Question 1. You are somehow magically transported into the final scene at mount Doom of Lord of the rins, the return of the king. You are frodo, and you stand on the edge of the firey pit of doom. What do you do next?
Toss the damn thing into the pit. What was that...months of traveling? Just to almost ***** up at the end? Jeez, if I was thinking about keeping it, I wouldn't have gone as far as I did. That...and I like my ring finger.
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
I'd use it, but telling you too much about it sort of deminishes the "I won't get caught" aspect of the weapon.
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
Use it for fame and fortune, of course. I mean...THEY don't know it can't be cloned or breeded.
Exo...they? Who are THEY? WTF are you talking about...wait...come back!
and question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
Yeah, but I prefer ham and cheese omelettes.
Toss the damn thing into the pit. What was that...months of traveling? Just to almost ***** up at the end? Jeez, if I was thinking about keeping it, I wouldn't have gone as far as I did. That...and I like my ring finger.
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
I'd use it, but telling you too much about it sort of deminishes the "I won't get caught" aspect of the weapon.
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
Use it for fame and fortune, of course. I mean...THEY don't know it can't be cloned or breeded.
Exo...they? Who are THEY? WTF are you talking about...wait...come back!
and question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
Yeah, but I prefer ham and cheese omelettes.
Question 1. You are somehow magically transported into the final scene at mount Doom of Lord of the rins, the return of the king. You are frodo, and you stand on the edge of the firey pit of doom. What do you do next?
Kick Sam in the balls. That whiney little *****.
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
Yes. Richard Simmons. He's evil, I tell ya.
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
I don't know, am I hungry?
and question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
Whose eggs are they? Katie's or Ambrya's?
Too crass?
Kick Sam in the balls. That whiney little *****.
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
Yes. Richard Simmons. He's evil, I tell ya.
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
I don't know, am I hungry?
and question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
Whose eggs are they? Katie's or Ambrya's?
Too crass?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Question 1. You are somehow magically transported into the final scene at mount Doom of Lord of the rins, the return of the king. You are frodo, and you stand on the edge of the firey pit of doom. What do you do next?
Well, if I'm Frodo, I claim the ring for my own, put it on, struggle with Gollum, get a finger bitten off, and watch in horror as Gollum and my precious plummet into the lava.
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Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
Yes. Can't mention my victim 'cause that might be interpreted as a threat, but if they ever found out, the rest of the world would thank me.
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Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
Well, if its doomed anyway, I might as well have a nice lunch.
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and question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
Depends on how they're scrambled. Ever seen scrambled eggs in Ireland? /shudder.
I will sum all questions up here:
I order a calzone.
I order a calzone.
Question 1. You are somehow magically transported into the final scene at mount Doom of Lord of the rins, the return of the king. You are frodo, and you stand on the edge of the firey pit of doom. What do you do next?
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::Give my life trying to keep the ring. If I get addicted to something, there's no stopping me @_@
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Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
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::Hell yes. Jack Thompson.
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Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
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::A and B. Let it live out it's natural life span, then eat it. Win-win.
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and question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
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::Yeah, but I prefer regular fried eggs.
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::Give my life trying to keep the ring. If I get addicted to something, there's no stopping me @_@
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Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
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::Hell yes. Jack Thompson.
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Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
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::A and B. Let it live out it's natural life span, then eat it. Win-win.
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and question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
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::Yeah, but I prefer regular fried eggs.
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Question 1. You are somehow magically transported into the final scene at mount Doom of Lord of the rings, the return of the king. You are frodo, and you stand on the edge of the firey pit of doom. What do you do next?
I pelvically thrust at the air and then decide to go home. What ring? huh?
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
I'd use it. Can anyone say "Hitler was a miscarriage"?
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
I'd analyze it, figure out what makes it taste so good, create the stuff, eat the thing for the taste testing, and then market the shizza like a ****.
Do you like scrambled eggs?
What are these eggs you speak of?
I pelvically thrust at the air and then decide to go home. What ring? huh?
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
I'd use it. Can anyone say "Hitler was a miscarriage"?
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
I'd analyze it, figure out what makes it taste so good, create the stuff, eat the thing for the taste testing, and then market the shizza like a ****.
Do you like scrambled eggs?
What are these eggs you speak of?
1. Put on the ring, slay Sauron, and begin my own dark reign of terror.
2. Jack Thompson.
3. Put it on eBay and sell it to the highest bidder.
4. Love 'em, especially with cheese and lots of pepper.
2. Jack Thompson.
3. Put it on eBay and sell it to the highest bidder.
4. Love 'em, especially with cheese and lots of pepper.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
1. Well, if I'm Frodo, I claim the ring for my own, put it on, struggle with Gollum, get a finger bitten off, and watch in horror as Gollum and my precious plummet into the lava. (Thanks deathwysh)
2. Yes. Think I might take out Lenin because then there would be no Stalin. Hitler killled a lot less people than the man of steel.
3 and 42 1/5. I would have it with scrambled eggs. After freezing a section of tissue so that later cloning technigues could revive it.
2. Yes. Think I might take out Lenin because then there would be no Stalin. Hitler killled a lot less people than the man of steel.
3 and 42 1/5. I would have it with scrambled eggs. After freezing a section of tissue so that later cloning technigues could revive it.
1. Give Sam the ring and push him in. (everyone wins)
2. This one is a toughie. I'd probably have to say JK Rowling (imagine how disappointed the hoarde of Potter fans would be not to be able to read the last book. Muhahahahahahaha and stuff).
3. Sell it to an aquarium (on the condition I can have it when it dies), let it live and sell its dead body on E-Bay. Proceed to get down and boogie.
42 and 1/5th. Yesh
2. This one is a toughie. I'd probably have to say JK Rowling (imagine how disappointed the hoarde of Potter fans would be not to be able to read the last book. Muhahahahahahaha and stuff).
3. Sell it to an aquarium (on the condition I can have it when it dies), let it live and sell its dead body on E-Bay. Proceed to get down and boogie.
42 and 1/5th. Yesh
Question 1. You are somehow magically transported into the final scene at mount Doom of Lord of the rins, the return of the king. You are frodo, and you stand on the edge of the firey pit of doom. What do you do next?
Firstly,Put On the ring, enslave the Nazgul to me not Sauron and go give Sauron an asskicking of a lifetime.
Then, impale Aragent sorry Aragorn on Gandalfs pointy hat, rip off said wizard inhumanly long nose and poke his brian out with it, i would also investigate if it is posible for a dwarf to fit up and elvish **** and when all the west had fallen... A new fearsome race of Killer ChaosHalfing would inherit the earth.
I would have Galadriel and Arwen as concubines and force them into a strange Homoincetuios lady love fest.
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,and only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
Cliche i know but bye bye Mr Bush, the world would be a nicer, safer place if your brother hadn't used the courthouse to rig that election.
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
B. i'm a consevationist at heart.... Besides i an not that keen on lobster.
No i do not like scrambled eggs but since i rarely if ever eat breakfast anyway thats hardly an issue.
P.S: Been away on exercises for the last 9 weeks and it seems my Premiem has run out.... will get around to it after i sort through the mountain of mail....
Nice to be back, seeya all around.
Edited, Mon Nov 21 01:42:52 2005 by tarv
Firstly,Put On the ring, enslave the Nazgul to me not Sauron and go give Sauron an asskicking of a lifetime.
Then, impale Aragent sorry Aragorn on Gandalfs pointy hat, rip off said wizard inhumanly long nose and poke his brian out with it, i would also investigate if it is posible for a dwarf to fit up and elvish **** and when all the west had fallen... A new fearsome race of Killer ChaosHalfing would inherit the earth.
I would have Galadriel and Arwen as concubines and force them into a strange Homoincetuios lady love fest.
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,and only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
Cliche i know but bye bye Mr Bush, the world would be a nicer, safer place if your brother hadn't used the courthouse to rig that election.
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
B. i'm a consevationist at heart.... Besides i an not that keen on lobster.
No i do not like scrambled eggs but since i rarely if ever eat breakfast anyway thats hardly an issue.
P.S: Been away on exercises for the last 9 weeks and it seems my Premiem has run out.... will get around to it after i sort through the mountain of mail....
Nice to be back, seeya all around.
Edited, Mon Nov 21 01:42:52 2005 by tarv
Dread L0rd Kaolian wrote:
The air was hot and stale, like a room filled with the air of a rutabega gone rotten. He crouched against the wall, hideing in the shadows, and waited. Soon, all too soon, the fate of the world would be in his hands when the evil Dr. Mengaxozolangofupterboopy tried to activate his insidious evil near-death ray. The only thing standing between him and final darkness for the civilized world was one man. And the answers to this quizpoll!
Question 1. You are somehow magically transported into the final scene at mount Doom of Lord of the rins, the return of the king. You are frodo, and you stand on the edge of the firey pit of doom. What do you do next?
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
and question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
Question 1. You are somehow magically transported into the final scene at mount Doom of Lord of the rins, the return of the king. You are frodo, and you stand on the edge of the firey pit of doom. What do you do next?
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
and question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
1. I toss the ring. For the exclusive reason that it has a will of its own and I am too lazy to spend all my time fighting it off or to wind up ruling the world. Can you imagine how much hassle that is?
2. I don't use it. I cradle it lovingly and think about using it. Eventually I wind up burning the charge to drop one of the orderlies trying to take me away. I spend the rest of my days lamenting the waste.
3. I cart its *** to Seaworld and hand it over for a large lump of cash. Then I go on talk shows across the nation lamenting my decision in a very earnest manner. I write a best-selling book entitled, "The Claw & I: His Body, My Soul." In secret, I eat nothing but lobster for the rest of my days, giggling madly for the duration of each meal.
4. My favorite method of preparation for unborn chickens. I prefer to cook them with bacon grease, despite the obvious long-term health effects. Hasn't killed me yet, though.
Question 1. You are somehow magically transported into the final scene at mount Doom of Lord of the rins, the return of the king. You are frodo, and you stand on the edge of the firey pit of doom. What do you do next?
Throw it in. I would probably lose it i didnt and spend the rest of my days looking for it and go insane and such.
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
I would invite everyone I hate to one of those "Murder Mystery" Parties. Kill whoever draws victem and then watch as everyone freaks out at who drew Murderer.
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
Other, I would take the lobster and plan on feeding it untill it is very plump for maxiumu profit, but would eventualy end up naming him "Mr. Pinchy" and keeping him as a pet, accedently boiling him to death in an attempt to give him a bath. Then out of respect I would eat his buttery goodness.
question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
Not really. I only like eggs if they are in a baked good.
Throw it in. I would probably lose it i didnt and spend the rest of my days looking for it and go insane and such.
Question 2. You invent a single use, instakill weapon. It will work once,a nd only once on whatever person you select, regardlss of distance. After that one use it breaks and you cannot make another one. The person you use it on will be killed in such a way that is undetectible from a true accident, and no one will ever no what happened besides yourself. Do you use it, and if so, how do you choose your victem. Or if not, why would you not use it?
I would invite everyone I hate to one of those "Murder Mystery" Parties. Kill whoever draws victem and then watch as everyone freaks out at who drew Murderer.
Question 3 While on a journey through the south pacific, you stumble across the last remaining Andalousian megalobster, the most tastiest creature to ever exist in the world. Thought extinct for years, this is the last one. Cloneing will not work on it, and there is no way to breed any more. Do you:
A. eat it
B. let it live out it's natural lifespan
c. other?
Other, I would take the lobster and plan on feeding it untill it is very plump for maxiumu profit, but would eventualy end up naming him "Mr. Pinchy" and keeping him as a pet, accedently boiling him to death in an attempt to give him a bath. Then out of respect I would eat his buttery goodness.
question 42 1/5th
Do you like scrambled eggs?
Not really. I only like eggs if they are in a baked good.
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