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#1 Nov 17 2005 at 9:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Fleiss plans brothel to serve women

The paper that rhymes with Glibune wrote:
Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss bid farewell to Los Angeles on Wednesday, and put out the word: She's looking for a few good men.

In a move bound to hearten aspiring Deuce Bigalows the world over, Fleiss said she is joining with a Nevada brothel owner to open the state's first house of prostitution in which men cater to women.

Fleiss, whose partner notified Nye County officials of the plan this week, said they will charge $250 an hour and call it "Heidi's Stud Farm."

"Women are more independent these days; they make more money and it's hard to meet people," Fleiss said as she packed for what she said would be a permanent move to Nevada.

"You wouldn't believe the number of women who've told me, 'Heidi, if you do this, I'll be the first one in line!' I mean, relationships are harder than dieting, you know what I mean?"
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In a letter to the Nye County Liquor and Licensing Board, Richards also said the business would not be a new one. He and Fleiss would remodel and change the name of one of his existing bordellos, which is now a bar and a collection of trailers called the Cherry Patch about 20 miles north of Pahrump.

Fleiss added that she plans to swap the bordello's Western theme for a more Hollywood look, with waterfalls and palm trees. "It's gonna be like Leo DiCaprio in 'The Aviator,' " she said, "and I'm going to put out a casting call for about 20 guys — I bet I get thousands of applicants."

Richards said in the letter that a male brothel would "address an ever-increasing fact of life," because "society is witnessing a unique evolution of the female gender reaching out for the same service we now offer male clients." In an interview, he elaborated: "Say a guy gets into an argument with his wife. What does he do? Lot of times, he goes out, gets a drink, goes to a place to be serviced. Now women can say, 'Hey, if you can do it, I can too.'"
I won't bother asking if any of you ladies would pay for Ms. Fleiss's services since I'm sure you'll all feign shock and come up with a dozen reasons why you would never do so. All I'm sayin' is, youze print out this thread, come to me wit, letz calls it $175 and I'lla cutcha a better deal den dat Heidi is doin', you know? Plus, for you East coasters, it's a shorter drive.

I should be safely out of Vegas before she opens so no Stud Farm fun for the ladyfriend
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#2 Nov 17 2005 at 10:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Fleiss plans brothel to serve women

The paper that rhymes with Glibune wrote:
Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss bid farewell to Los Angeles on Wednesday, and put out the word: She's looking for a few good men.

In a move bound to hearten aspiring Deuce Bigalows the world over, Fleiss said she is joining with a Nevada brothel owner to open the state's first house of prostitution in which men cater to women.

Fleiss, whose partner notified Nye County officials of the plan this week, said they will charge $250 an hour and call it "Heidi's Stud Farm."

"Women are more independent these days; they make more money and it's hard to meet people," Fleiss said as she packed for what she said would be a permanent move to Nevada.

"You wouldn't believe the number of women who've told me, 'Heidi, if you do this, I'll be the first one in line!' I mean, relationships are harder than dieting, you know what I mean?"
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In a letter to the Nye County Liquor and Licensing Board, Richards also said the business would not be a new one. He and Fleiss would remodel and change the name of one of his existing bordellos, which is now a bar and a collection of trailers called the Cherry Patch about 20 miles north of Pahrump.

Fleiss added that she plans to swap the bordello's Western theme for a more Hollywood look, with waterfalls and palm trees. "It's gonna be like Leo DiCaprio in 'The Aviator,' " she said, "and I'm going to put out a casting call for about 20 guys — I bet I get thousands of applicants."

Richards said in the letter that a male brothel would "address an ever-increasing fact of life," because "society is witnessing a unique evolution of the female gender reaching out for the same service we now offer male clients." In an interview, he elaborated: "Say a guy gets into an argument with his wife. What does he do? Lot of times, he goes out, gets a drink, goes to a place to be serviced. Now women can say, 'Hey, if you can do it, I can too.'"
I won't bother asking if any of you ladies would pay for Ms. Fleiss's services since I'm sure you'll all feign shock and come up with a dozen reasons why you would never do so. All I'm sayin' is, youze print out this thread, come to me wit, letz calls it $175 and I'lla cutcha a better deal den dat Heidi is doin', you know? Plus, for you East coasters, it's a shorter drive.

I should be safely out of Vegas before she opens so no Stud Farm fun for the ladyfriend


Wooo, ladies. You've just been offered hot Joph lovin'.

This only comes once, maybe twice in a life time. Smiley: sly

~Blix

#3 Nov 17 2005 at 10:04 PM Rating: Good
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#4 Nov 17 2005 at 10:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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#5 Nov 17 2005 at 10:06 PM Rating: Good
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I'd hit it.
#6 Nov 17 2005 at 10:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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"You wouldn't believe the number of women who've told me, 'Heidi, if you do this, I'll be the first one in line!' I mean, relationships are harder than dieting, you know what I mean?"

I find it kind of funny that Ms. Fleiss acts as if getting railed by some anonymous guy in a brothel is somehow akin to a "relationship".
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#7 Nov 17 2005 at 10:09 PM Rating: Good
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I have a feeling he'd just drug me and leave me naked in an alley with a headache, no purse, and blurry vision as my only mementoes of a night of lovin' gone wrong.




Sure. I've done worse.
#8 Nov 17 2005 at 10:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have a feeling he'd just drug me and leave me naked in an alley with a headache, no purse, and blurry vision as my only mementoes of a night of lovin' gone wrong.




Sure. I've done worse.


Oh Flea... ROFL
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#9 Nov 17 2005 at 10:15 PM Rating: Decent
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"You wouldn't believe the number of women who've told me, 'Heidi, if you do this, I'll be the first one in line!' I mean, relationships are harder than dieting, you know what I mean?"

I find it kind of funny that Ms. Fleiss acts as if getting railed by some anonymous guy in a brothel is somehow akin to a "relationship".


It means that the woman are having trouble with relationships, so they go to the Brothel for attachment free sex, as men do.

~Blix
#10 Nov 17 2005 at 10:18 PM Rating: Good


I dunno...it seems to me it isn't that hard to find attachment free sex for free.

Just go to a bar.

#11 Nov 17 2005 at 10:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious BlixofFenrir wrote:
It means that the woman are having trouble with relationships, so they go to the Brothel for attachment free sex, as men do.
Ah, that's why only single men visit hookers Smiley: wink2

Heh, I get what you're saying but there's still some "Math is hard! Teehee!" vibe from her statement. I don't think many traditional brothels are opened under the premise that guys have a hard time in relationships.
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#12 Nov 17 2005 at 10:20 PM Rating: Decent
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This only comes once, maybe twice in a life time.

Anyone else see the pun?
#13 Nov 17 2005 at 10:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's why it's worth the $175. It's like seeing one of those jungle flowers that only blooms once a century.
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#14 Nov 17 2005 at 10:22 PM Rating: Decent
What I'm thinking is, why would a woman spend money for sex?

Any woman (Well, 99%) could get laid for free in less than 15 minutes, tops.

~Blix
#15 Nov 17 2005 at 10:22 PM Rating: Good
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It's for those of us in the 1% of course.
#16 Nov 17 2005 at 10:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm thinking (well, hoping) that the physical quality of the specimens will be slightly higher than the Asian businessmen hanging around outside the Tom Jones show could offer.
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#17 Nov 17 2005 at 10:25 PM Rating: Good
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/Carlton on

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone...

/Carlton off
#18 Nov 17 2005 at 10:25 PM Rating: Decent
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
It's for those of us in the 1% of course.


Fly to Massachusetts, I got nothin' to do tomorrow. Smiley: wink2

~Blix
#19 Nov 17 2005 at 10:27 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress Nadenu wrote:
It's for those of us in the 1% of course.

The only one percent you're in is of women that think they're in the 1% but are like, totally not.
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The Glorious BlixofFenrir wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
It's for those of us in the 1% of course.


Fly to Massachusetts, I got nothin' to do tomorrow. Smiley: wink2

~Blix


Aren't you like 16?
#21 Nov 17 2005 at 10:30 PM Rating: Decent
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
The Glorious BlixofFenrir wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
It's for those of us in the 1% of course.


Fly to Massachusetts, I got nothin' to do tomorrow. Smiley: wink2

~Blix


Aren't you like 16?


Mmmmm, yeah.

~Blix
#22 Nov 17 2005 at 10:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious BlixofFenrir wrote:
Mmmmm, yeah.
Bzzzt

The correct answer is: "Whatever youse wants me ta be, baby..."
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#23 Nov 17 2005 at 10:38 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
It's for those of us in the 1% of course.

The only one percent you're in is of women that think they're in the 1% but are like, totally not.


In other words, all of them?

Smiley: confused
#24 Nov 17 2005 at 10:46 PM Rating: Good
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DodoBird the Meaningless wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
It's for those of us in the 1% of course.

The only one percent you're in is of women that think they're in the 1% but are like, totally not.


In other words, all of them?

Smiley: confused

No. At least 1% of them really are in there.
#25 Nov 17 2005 at 11:10 PM Rating: Decent
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You lost me.

Women.
#26 Nov 18 2005 at 1:36 AM Rating: Decent
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Are there discounts if its just some other kinds of lovin? >.>
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