- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Hehe...
Hehe...Follow
Get your hands icy cold and use his warmth to warm them up. THAT will wake him up without you having to do a lot of movement
Or maybe I could just dump ice cubes in his shorts!
I could use a good laugh
I could use a good laugh
I think that would be a garuntee wakeup. However Im not sure he'll be in the mood after ice drips down his skivvies
You want a good laugh?
Stop by a store that carries boating supplies on the way home. Buy a large air horn, usually $10-$15 price range. Go home, leave the car running, stand at the foot of the bed, aim it at the Mr. and sound it off for a good full second, not just a little toot. Be sure to run like hell because when he climbs down from the ceiling he's going to try to kill you, but you can giggle madly while you make your escape.
Stop by a store that carries boating supplies on the way home. Buy a large air horn, usually $10-$15 price range. Go home, leave the car running, stand at the foot of the bed, aim it at the Mr. and sound it off for a good full second, not just a little toot. Be sure to run like hell because when he climbs down from the ceiling he's going to try to kill you, but you can giggle madly while you make your escape.
TStephens wrote:
You want a good laugh?
Stop by a store that carries boating supplies on the way home. Buy a large air horn, usually $10-$15 price range. Go home, leave the car running, stand at the foot of the bed, aim it at the Mr. and sound it off for a good full second, not just a little toot. Be sure to run like hell because when he climbs down from the ceiling he's going to try to kill you, but you can giggle madly while you make your escape.
Stop by a store that carries boating supplies on the way home. Buy a large air horn, usually $10-$15 price range. Go home, leave the car running, stand at the foot of the bed, aim it at the Mr. and sound it off for a good full second, not just a little toot. Be sure to run like hell because when he climbs down from the ceiling he's going to try to kill you, but you can giggle madly while you make your escape.
Then wrap it up and give it to him for Christmas! Two solutions in one.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Then wrap it up and give it to him for Christmas! Two solutions in one.
He'd actually enjoy something like that I'm sure, heh.
bob love 'im. someone's gotta
Quote:
What are the real issues of the U.S?
democrats finding their balls......
democrats finding their balls......
/snicker
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Recent Visitors: 217
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (217)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Hehe...
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC