The One and Only Katie wrote:
So far Mr.Katie hasnt tried the warming them under the ta ta's trick. Though that could be because I wear sports bras more than those girly lacey things.
you wear clothes to bed?
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you wear clothes to bed?
lol no not to bed, I go all natural in bed. I have a strict rule that only socks are allowed on the sheets.
So you're saying you just let your cooze rub all over the sheets with nothing there to hold the cooties in? Ewww.
Jophiel wrote:
Part of Alaska owns us all. The south coastal area is USDA Climatic zone 7a through 5a which isn't any colder than most of the northern US (Chicago is zone 5a). Hell, at 7a, there's varieties of palm that are still hardy.
Fairbanks is damned cold though -- I'll grant you that
Fairbanks is damned cold though -- I'll grant you that
Yep. Went on a cruise along the Alaska southern coast, through the Inside Passage. While it wasn't particulary warm (55-75 degrees in May), there were palm trees. Although the lack of sunlight stunted their growth to about 4 feet tall.
Hmmm... Feels about 80 here... ;)
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Hmmm... Feels about 80 here... ;)
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Topical joke...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter holiday. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!†She says, “Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up.â€
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!†She says again, “Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again.†He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he says cheekily, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing.†She looks at him and says, “For chrissake, don't your ears ever get cold?â€
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter holiday. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!†She says, “Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up.â€
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!†She says again, “Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again.†He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he says cheekily, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing.†She looks at him and says, “For chrissake, don't your ears ever get cold?â€
Patrician wrote:
Topical joke...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter holiday. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!†She says, “Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up.â€
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!†She says again, “Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again.†He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he says cheekily, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing.†She looks at him and says, “For chrissake, don't your ears ever get cold?â€
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter holiday. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!†She says, “Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up.â€
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!†She says again, “Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again.†He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he says cheekily, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing.†She looks at him and says, “For chrissake, don't your ears ever get cold?â€
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
TS
If your in the bed it's too late to worry about the cooties. That ship sailed back in the alley.
If your in the bed it's too late to worry about the cooties. That ship sailed back in the alley.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
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