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If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your ****. This will deter some but of course not all thieves.
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Tough luck. I'm just curious, where do you keep the computer?
Eurotrip quote:
If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your ****. This will deter some but of course not all thieves.
Eurotrip quote:
If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your ****. This will deter some but of course not all thieves.
how the fu[b][/b]ck did you find that?Sorry about your loss Nobby. 
That can't be a real name.
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Today his friend Pamela Pacifico said she was disgusted by what has happened.
That can't be a real name.
Ergh, Peterborough. Now that's a town to avoid.
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Nobby faced further trauma when callous thieves stole his blankets.
Cllr Murphy provided new ones donated by a local charity.
He said: "What can I say? This is society at its worst. I can't believe people can be so sick. It doesn't get any worse than this."
Cllr Murphy provided new ones donated by a local charity.
He said: "What can I say? This is society at its worst. I can't believe people can be so sick. It doesn't get any worse than this."
Angry mothers banded together in protest. "This is the worst I've seen of them" quipped one passing skateboarder.
Edited, Wed Nov 16 12:37:53 2005 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
That town sure does devote an awful lot of press to the local bum. Must be an exciting place to live. In other news Nobby gets a haircut, more at 11!
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Nobby is apparently a popular tramp in Britain, there are several other stories about him if you follow the related stories links including this one with a picture (before his haircut,)
Edited, Wed Nov 16 12:51:54 2005 by fhrugby
Edited, Wed Nov 16 12:51:54 2005 by fhrugby
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Nobby is now hoping that the new cropped coiffure will help him keep cool when he's practising his favourite pastime, golf.
Golf? Golf?
I'd be more concerned with not living in a fu[/i]cking bus shelter than playing golf.
Some people.
[i]Edited, Wed Nov 16 12:44:32 2005 by TheDave
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Vandals have targeted the bus shelter in Oundle Road that Nobby the tramp has called home for the past decade. Pictures:
Maybe we can all chip in and buy the Nobster a nice piano crate.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
LOL, there are many articles in that paper about Nobby the tramp which can be found by using the search function, and I thought this quote from a columnist's editorial was just too hilarious not to share.
Nobby, you should put that last sentence in your sig and cite that newspaper.
Sort of like:
"Nobby... a world-weary cynic with a towering intellect..."- Peterborough Today
Edited, Wed Nov 16 18:36:50 2005 by fhrugby
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Nobby, for whatever reason, simply decided to drop out and, curious as it may sound, there is something romantic about such a choice (although I accept romantic is not necessarily a word you would associate with Nobby).
For all we know, he could be a world-weary cynic with a towering intellect who just wants to be left alone. And a tolerant society should make the odd allowance for the odd non-conformist.
For all we know, he could be a world-weary cynic with a towering intellect who just wants to be left alone. And a tolerant society should make the odd allowance for the odd non-conformist.
Nobby, you should put that last sentence in your sig and cite that newspaper.
Sort of like:
"Nobby... a world-weary cynic with a towering intellect..."- Peterborough Today
Edited, Wed Nov 16 18:36:50 2005 by fhrugby
Funt Off!
I wish you were all bus-shelters!
Awesome link Katie - I needed a chuckle after the shave, haircut and home vandalism
I wish you were all bus-shelters!
Awesome link Katie - I needed a chuckle after the shave, haircut and home vandalism
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
One of your finest cut and paste articles there madam.
Nobby next time squat at the library.
Nobby next time squat at the library.
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Nobby next time squat at the library.
What's a tramp to do?
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