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#1 Nov 16 2005 at 8:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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No one will believe this! Hell I am just coming to terms with it.

Yesterday just for the hell of it, I decided to buy a lottery ticket. This is something I never do, but I figured what the hell! A dollar and a dream yada yada...

I get up this morning, and remember I have the ticket. The drawing was last nite, but I forgot about it before I went to bed.

Any way I checked the numbers 5 times now, and it seems I didnt win sh[/b]it. [b]Can you believe that! I was amazed!

Bring on the celebration!! Smiley: yippee
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#3 Nov 16 2005 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
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Bravo, ESE!
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#4 Nov 16 2005 at 8:37 AM Rating: Good
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Oddly enough, I didn't **** either.


What a ripoff, I'm glad I didn't buy a ticket.
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#5 Nov 16 2005 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
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Holy Crap, I didn't win as well! Somebody from Cali won the mega millions, who they heck said they could buy a ticket, 315 million down the tube

Edited, Wed Nov 16 09:16:44 2005 by fhrugby
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#6 Nov 16 2005 at 8:40 AM Rating: Good
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Damn! The odds were in your favor too!


Eight squillion to one is good odds... or so sez the monsters with faces in their hands.
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#7 Nov 16 2005 at 8:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Don't know if I won anything last night. Will have to check when I get home. What the hell its only $1 for a astronomicly remote chance to win $310 million. Only slightly better odds than Terrel Owens learnig some humility.
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#8 Nov 16 2005 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
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My girlfriends company won $4 the drawing before, needless to say the $4 was not divided amongst the 50+ co-workers.
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#9 Nov 16 2005 at 9:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh well, I spose I gotta go to work.... Dammit.

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#10 Nov 16 2005 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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You're right, I don't believe you.



Soooo... you're buying us all premium for a year?
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#11 Nov 16 2005 at 10:43 AM Rating: Good
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Kakar the Vile wrote:
You're right, I don't believe you.



Soooo... you're buying us all premium hookers for a year?



In!!!
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#12 Nov 16 2005 at 10:52 AM Rating: Decent
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I think you are cursed with having too many teeth left to win anything in the lottery.
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