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#1 Nov 15 2005 at 2:41 PM Rating: Decent
http://money.cnn.com/2005/11/15/news/funny/salmon_soda.reut/index.htm wrote:
For beverage connoisseurs tired of turkey-and-gravy or green-beans-and-casserole-flavored sodas, there's a new choice being offered this year by specialty U.S. soda manufacturer Jones Soda Co.: salmon


Who would buy dinner-flavored Soda??

I'm just shocked there's a market for this large enough to warrant production of this.
#2 Nov 15 2005 at 2:42 PM Rating: Decent
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I just had a can of Coke for lunch cause I'm too lazy to walk to my car for money...

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#3 Nov 15 2005 at 2:46 PM Rating: Good
[80s mode]Gag me with a spoon.[/80s mode]
#4 Nov 15 2005 at 2:46 PM Rating: Good
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Mr. DSD is excited this stuff is out and is going out to Target where they sell the stuff this weekend. I admit, he does have very weird taste when it comes to food. Myself, I might try it but I doubt I'll be able to get over the aspect of Thanksgiving in a can
#5 Nov 15 2005 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
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Um, ewww.
#6 Nov 15 2005 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ah, the temptation to buy a sporkle shirt for that...
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#7 Nov 15 2005 at 2:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Soda: It's What's For Dinner

Jones usually puts out a handful of novelty soda flavors for the holidays. They had a spread of limited edition Halloween ones out recently, in fact. It's just what they do. It's a niche novelty market -- not as if they're trying to compete with Coca-Cola or anything.

They do make a pretty nummy orange creme soda though if you like the flavor of melted Creamsicle in a bottle.
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#8 Nov 15 2005 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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Where is that vomit smiley?
#9 Nov 15 2005 at 3:00 PM Rating: Decent
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is it carbonated?

imagine that moment where you just take a sip of something and someone makes you laugh. "Man, i just sprayed lambchop and rosemary new potato soda out of my nose"

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#10 Nov 15 2005 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Soda: It's What's For Dinner

Jones usually puts out a handful of novelty soda flavors for the holidays. They had a spread of limited edition Halloween ones out recently, in fact. It's just what they do. It's a niche novelty market -- not as if they're trying to compete with Coca-Cola or anything.

They do make a pretty nummy orange creme soda though if you like the flavor of melted Creamsicle in a bottle.


the candy corn soda was awful. However I dont like candy corn anyways. The caramel apple on the other hand was pretty decent
#11 Nov 15 2005 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
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Allas hates me todayso does IE

Edited, Tue Nov 15 15:22:47 2005 by DSD
#12 Nov 15 2005 at 3:46 PM Rating: Decent
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You should go drink worms in a can.
#13 Nov 15 2005 at 5:52 PM Rating: Good
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You should go drink worms in a can.


And that would make Alla like me more? I think I'll stick with what I got
#14 Nov 15 2005 at 5:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lady DSD wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
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You should go drink worms in a can.


And that would make Alla like me more? I think I'll stick with what I got


Dunno about Alla but his daughter is probably at the age where worms in a can are really cool
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#15 Nov 15 2005 at 5:54 PM Rating: Good
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Chocolate flavoured potato-chips anyone?
(English translation: Crisps)

(very popular in the 80s here)
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#16 Nov 15 2005 at 5:55 PM Rating: Good
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Ixnay on the aughter-day...
#17 Nov 15 2005 at 6:40 PM Rating: Decent
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This topic is retarded. Sodas should never be served as a substitute for dinner. They lack the essential vitamins and minerals as well as the caloric quantity to be classified as a meal replacement/substitute.
Any such replacement should only be done as at the request and approval of your physician so fu[b][/b]ck off.
#18 Nov 16 2005 at 2:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Sodas should never be served as a substitute for dinner. They lack the essential vitamins and minerals as well as the caloric quantity to be classified as a meal replacement/substitute.


Every American who has ever dieted knows that shakes are the substitute for a meal.
#19 Nov 16 2005 at 7:15 AM Rating: Good
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
This topic is retarded. Sodas should never be served as a substitute for dinner. They lack the essential vitamins and minerals as well as the caloric quantity to be classified as a meal replacement/substitute.
Any such replacement should only be done as at the request and approval of your physician so fu[b][/b]ck off.


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