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It seems some people take their dominoes way serious.


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Bird Nearly Ruins Dominoes Record Attempt

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) -- A sparrow knocked over 23,000 dominoes in the Netherlands, nearly ruining a world record attempt before it was shot to death Monday, the state news agency reported.

The unfortunate bird flew through an open window at an exposition center in the northern city of Leeuwarden where employees of television company Endemol NV have worked for weeks setting up more than 4 million dominoes in an attempt to break the official Guinness World Record for falling dominoes on Friday night.

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Gimme a break man, they're just fu[b]cking Dominoes! Where the hell are those "animal activist" idiots when you need them?[/b]

Golf people are the same way, like the world will end just because an 18 wheeler has to unload golf carts while blocking the fairway.

"Miffy I do believe that trucker is gesturing to us" As I grab my balls and motion to the snobby sons of ******* who try to play through.

Fu[/b]ck Dominoes! Fu[b]ck Golf!

those golf balls sting like a sunova **** when they hit ya.

/Tears in his eyes.

Thanks Weebs, I am now going to be quoting CaddyShack on my commute to work.


Carl Spackler: What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!