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#1 Nov 13 2005 at 1:36 AM Rating: Excellent

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Tonight was the first time I have ever consumed a large ammount of alcohol. I would like to record my fingindgs to ensue that I remember them in the morning.

1: movement of limbs seems to be in a large dispraportionite time. Either they move way faster than I expect or way slower.

2: chugging a beer an ******** up can lead to throwing up as I demonstrated.

3: drinking too mich can lead to throwing up anyways as both JJ and Chris demonsrated.

4: the orientation of the head seems to be the most important thing. While sitting or leaning or laying as long as the head is facing perfectly strate forward the room doesn not spin.

5: #4 does not apply when standing as gravity refuses to stay straight down

6: while judgement seems to remain constant I feel happier than I have felt in almost 10 years.

7: also, several time I have felt extremly tired, such as now, so I am ending my log and going to sleep.

#2 Nov 13 2005 at 1:47 AM Rating: Good

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8: breaking the seal sucks, dan should have told me before I pissed the first time that I'm not supposed to.

Personal note: Kick dans ***: revenge for not telling me sooner and JJ likes him and I want her bad

#3 Nov 13 2005 at 2:23 AM Rating: Good

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Personal note: Kick Dan's then my ***: revenge for not telling me sooner and being a coward and not telling her how I feel sooner

FTFY

#4 Nov 13 2005 at 2:25 AM Rating: Good

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9: I talk like russian while drunk, not nescassarily bad thing.

10: drunkenees does not help with insomnia like promised, find guy from insomnia thread and kick ***

11: find guy who replied to this thread, explain to him that I have already proffessed my love for JJ and she rejected me, proceed to kick his ***

#5 Nov 13 2005 at 2:53 AM Rating: Default

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See, things like thsi are why I gave you scholar, you're entertaining... Smiley: lol

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#6 Nov 13 2005 at 5:09 AM Rating: Decent

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note: if you are ever at a party and there is someone who is doing everything he can not to take the shot in front of him, do not swipe it and take it yourself, there is something in it

#7 Nov 13 2005 at 5:10 AM Rating: Decent

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Edited, Sun Nov 13 05:31:27 2005 by Sevenwords

#8 Nov 13 2005 at 5:12 AM Rating: Decent

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Edited, Sun Nov 13 05:30:49 2005 by Sevenwords

#9 Nov 13 2005 at 8:04 AM Rating: Good

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while judgement seems to remain constant

Smiley: dubious

#10 Nov 13 2005 at 8:39 AM Rating: Excellent

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When I start to compliment my wifes' freinds a bit too much, I know it's time to slow down. If not stop altogether. Smiley: lol

Drinking to the point where you're no longer in control, is just plain retarded.

#11 Nov 13 2005 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good

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Personal note: Kick dans ***: revenge for not telling me sooner and JJ likes him and I want her bad

You still want her that bad this morning Dark?

I pick up the hotest chick in the bar one night(at 2am) and the next morning I looked over and saw shamu in my bed...that sucked.

I stoped drinking so uch after that.

To this day my friends still razz me about that one.

#12 Nov 13 2005 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent

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Hangovers log: its 9 30 why the hell am I up, oh thats right my head hurts. Just goota wait for the advil and water to do their work.

The JJ thing has been going on for a while, so yes I still want her this morning, though her roomate was looking a little better last night than usual.

#13 Nov 13 2005 at 12:44 PM Rating: Default

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You're first time getting totally wasted and u spend it on a internet message board.... wow the world is getting pathetic these days.

#14 Nov 13 2005 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good

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Note to youngster:

Take a pack of multivitamins and 3 full glasses of water before you pass out next time. You'll have to **** a gallon when you wake and it'll be neon, but it's let me get on with the next day for years now.

There are ways, young master. There are ways.

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No, my first time getting tottaly wasted I spent with my best friends and a few of their friends. After two of them puked on the carpet I whent back to my room, and as I have insomnia thought I might want to record the even for posterity.

PS: I have no idea what posterity means.

#16 Nov 13 2005 at 2:49 PM Rating: Excellent

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TILT

Liam Lynch wrote:

I was on my way to work when I realized I'm wasted
Still wasted from the party last night
So I kicked back my seat and I loosened my tie
I'm wasted (he's wasted)
Still wasted from the party last night
The guys in the office might criticise me
For looking like hell and smelling like a brewery
But I'm wasted (he's wasted)
Sitting here in traffic and I'm wasted (still wasted)
Still wasted from the party last night

Only wearing one shoe, there's no denying it
I'm wasted (he's wasted)... still wasted
But while I smoke behind my ear and realized it was lit
I'm wasted (he's wasted)
Still wasted from the party last night
Sitting here in morning traffic
I could go to work or I could pass it by
'Cause I'm wasted (still wasted)
Still wasted from the party last night

I'm wearin' my bedsheets like a cape and a cowboy hat
(He's wasted) ...and naked
But if I don't go to work, how will I pay my tab?
I'm wasted (He's wasted)... still wasted
From.. I said I'm wasted.. Party...
Something... that's.. done wasted.. something.. party last night...

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#17 Nov 13 2005 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good

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Darkuwa wrote:

No, my first time getting tottaly wasted I spent with my best friends and a few of their friends. After two of them puked on the carpet I whent back to my room, and as I have insomnia thought I might want to record the even for posterity.

PS: I have no idea what posterity means.

Well, your *** is your posterior, so...

#18 Nov 13 2005 at 6:15 PM Rating: Excellent

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.. it's preserving things for the ******** of the future?

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