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Who the fu[/u]ck does this guy think he is, a Predator Drone from God?
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Pat Robertson wrote:
"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city," Robertson said on the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club."
Well, it's glad I am that God doesn't run the Red Cross, or 911.
In other news, I've eaten at this guy's restaurant in VA Beach. He has an inn on his campus, and the food is not exotic, but tasty. I saw him once at the breakfast buffet and the he looked like a heart attack was right around the corner.
He has also said that feminism encourages women to "kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."
In that order?
In that order?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'd defintely become a lesbian before I tried to destroy capitalism.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I'd defintely become a lesbian before I tried to destroy capitalism.
AGREED!
With their own hands compassionate women have cooked their own children, who became their food when my people were destroyed. -- Lamentations 4:10
Feminists!!!
Feminists!!!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
With their own hands compassionate women have cooked their own children, who became their food when my people were destroyed. -- Lamentations 4:10
Feminists!!!
Feminists!!!
And they were delicious.
I suppose this fuc[/u]ktard just passed up that whole "Noah's Ark" thingamajig.
Good to see another squeeky clean right-winger spewing hatred and fear from their pulpit.
Good to see another squeeky clean right-winger spewing hatred and fear from their pulpit.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I'd defintely become a lesbian before I tried to destroy capitalism.
Really? See, I started with witchcraft. Made killing the children much easier.
Well, sure. Feed 'em some gingerbread, shove 'em in the oven.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Lefein wrote:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,175247,00.html
Who the fu[/u]ck does this guy think he is, a Predator Drone from God?
Who the fu[/u]ck does this guy think he is, a Predator Drone from God?
Well, it's like they say: we create God in our own image. In Pat Robertson's case, God is an as[b][/b]shole.
The only thing I can relate with him is his hate for Feminazi Wiccan Dykes. Seriously, these ***[b][/b]holes need to get over themselves.
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And they were delicious.
Did you try making little slits and shoving cloves of garlic in before roasting? Yummy!
Patrician wrote:
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And they were delicious.
Did you try making little slits and shoving cloves of garlic in before roasting? Yummy!
No.
But there's always next time!
Pat Robertson=False Prophet #1
Can't wait to see what comes of the IRS investigation into his use of church fund for personal expenses.
I like this quote from Bill Maher:
Can't wait to see what comes of the IRS investigation into his use of church fund for personal expenses.
I like this quote from Bill Maher:
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All right. New Rule: God is a waffler. This week, we learned that God told Pat Robertson that Iraq would be a bloody disaster. But the same God told George Bush it wouldn't. Which so surprised Robertson, he almost dropped the pennies he was stealing off a dead woman's eyes. But why is God talking out of two sides of His mouth? Flip-flop, flip-flop! God told us to beat our swords into ploughshares. God... wrong on defense. Wrong for America.
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