While the discovery is not definitive evidence of Goliath's existence, it does support the Bible's depiction of life at the time the battle was supposed to have occurred, said Dr. Aren Maeir, a professor at Bar-Ilan University and director of the excavation.
"What this means is that at the time there were people there named Goliath," he said. "It shows us that David and Goliath's story reflects the cultural reality of the time." In the story, David slew Goliath with a slingshot.
Sling! Sling!!, you idiots! David was not Dennis the fu[i][/i]cking Menace! Christ almighty, where does the Associated Press think David found a God damned rubberband out there in ancient Judah?
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And it did 1d4 damage, so I dunno how it killed a 9' guy with a 125lb suit of bronze scale mail. Sling of Giant Slaying, I guess...