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Woman says she finds turtle in coffee

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AINSWORTH, Iowa A woman in Iowa says she got a jolt even before she made her Folgers coffee.

Marjorie Morris says when she went to pour the freeze-dried coffee into a canister last Sunday, she found a dead baby turtle.

Morris says she'd been making coffee from the same package for a month before discovering the turtle.

She says when she called a customer service line, she was told the turtle might have wound up in the coffee because of Hurricane Katrina. There's a major Folgers plant in New Orleans.

A spokeswoman for Procter and Gamble, which makes Folgers, says it's too early to say where the turtle came from.

Morris says she doesn't plan to sue.

Jophiel
Liberal Conspiracy

How did the turtle die? Was the poor amphibian dead before the freeze-drying from a massive caffeine overdose? Was the turtle alive and then freeze dried to death? Was the turtle alive in the bottle after freeze-drying and suffocated from the damn airtight seal? Was the turtle killed elsewhere in some shady conspiracy and dumped in the bottle on the theory that some bleary eyed coffee drinker would never notice it early in the morning? Will this spawn a CSI Veterinarian to solve all these mysteries?