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#1 Nov 10 2005 at 1:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Worse Job Ever

Always wondered about that...







Edited, Thu Nov 10 14:26:40 2005 by Smoggy
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#2 Nov 10 2005 at 2:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: laugh

Nice.
#3 Nov 10 2005 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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#4 Nov 10 2005 at 2:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Could use a nice NWS for strong language on the audio.

Very funny though.
#5 Nov 10 2005 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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Sorry 'bout that, my bad. I forgot about the language, doh!
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#6 Nov 10 2005 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
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[quote=Who]Worst job I ever 'ad was cleaning the lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's ****************

Come on? Answer!
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#7 Nov 10 2005 at 2:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: lol I needed that.
#8 Nov 10 2005 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
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Definitely needed that pickmeup. Thanks bunches!
#9 Nov 10 2005 at 4:07 PM Rating: Good
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So no-one here knows the answer to my question then?
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#10 Nov 10 2005 at 4:45 PM Rating: Decent
That was great. Smiley: lol
#11 Nov 10 2005 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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Peter Cook. You're question was cleverly disguised as one of your random posts of nonsense.
#12 Nov 10 2005 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Peter Cook. You're question was cleverly disguised as one of your random posts of nonsense.
0.5 points.

You named one of the protagonists, but for a Full point:

a) Whho was his partner in crime?
b) what did Cook and a) call themselves?
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#13 Nov 10 2005 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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PottyMouth wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Peter Cook. You're question was cleverly disguised as one of your random posts of nonsense.
0.5 points.

You named one of the protagonists, but for a Full point:

a) Whho was his partner in crime?
b) what did Cook and a) call themselves?

a. Dudley Moore
b. Derek and Clive
c. This all occured before my magnificent arrival on this planet; however, thanks to the miracle of the interweb I can look into the past and divine such information.
#14 Nov 10 2005 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
PottyMouth wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Peter Cook. You're question was cleverly disguised as one of your random posts of nonsense.
0.5 points.

You named one of the protagonists, but for a Full point:

a) Whho was his partner in crime?
b) what did Cook and a) call themselves?

a. Dudley Moore
b. Derek and Clive
c. This all occured before my magnificent arrival on this planet; however, thanks to the miracle of the interweb I can look into the past and divine such information.


Derek wrote:
You Facking Cant! You let that facking cant call you a facking cant?

Well in my eyes, that makes you a Facking Cant!


1 point to Jake
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#15 Nov 10 2005 at 5:17 PM Rating: Good
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
#16 Nov 10 2005 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
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#17 Nov 10 2005 at 5:33 PM Rating: Good
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TStephens wrote:
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
I'm British Dammit!

It's a regulation air-kiss, 3/16" away from each cheek (upper, before you ask).

As for my Papa, it's a good old fashioned Public School Rimming, a firm handshake and a covert exchange of Boy-Scout ****.

How very dare you!
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#18 Nov 10 2005 at 5:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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PottyMouth wrote:
As for my Papa, it's a good old fashioned Public School Rimming


I hope that means something different in England than it does here
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#19 Nov 10 2005 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
PottyMouth wrote:
As for my Papa, it's a good old fashioned Public School Rimming


I hope that means something different in England than it does here
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#20 Nov 10 2005 at 6:17 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: lol

Good one, Smoggy!
#21 Nov 10 2005 at 6:20 PM Rating: Decent
Hehe, very funny.
#22 Nov 10 2005 at 6:26 PM Rating: Default
I have a friend who used to be a sumo wrestler. In my opinion he has the worst job ever. When he first started at the sumo stable, he was only 15. For those of you who know about sumo, there are several ranks of wrestlers. Rookies start at the bottom. Anyway, it was his job to wipe the asses of the sumos that were ranked above him. This job exists because obviosly these guys can't reach around behind them and do it themselves. The funny thing is, in Japanese sumo culture, the person who gets this job is supposed to feel very honored.
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I have a friend who used to be a sumo wrestler. In my opinion he has the worst job ever. When he first started at the sumo stable, he was only 15. For those of you who know about sumo, there are several ranks of wrestlers. Rookies start at the bottom. Anyway, it was his job to wipe the asses of the sumos that were ranked above him. This job exists because obviosly these guys can't reach around behind them and do it themselves. The funny thing is, in Japanese sumo culture, the person who gets this job is supposed to feel very honored.


Nobody cares.

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