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#1 Nov 09 2005 at 4:10 PM Rating: Good
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Enormous nuclear bunker for sale

BBC News Online wrote:
A nuclear bunker made to house the government and civil servants in the event of nuclear attack is for sale.

The existence of the underground complex at Corsham, Wiltshire, was kept secret until recently, but the Ministry of Defence is now inviting buyers.

Built in the late 1950s, the bunker covers many acres and was decommissioned in the 1980s.

It is underground - more than 100ft (30m) down - and includes a pub, kitchen and BBC studio.


How bloody British can you get?! While we're shivering in a nucular winter, our Gubberment is playing darts and quaffing ale.
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#2 Nov 09 2005 at 4:27 PM Rating: Decent
Don't worry I am sure they would still let all of you know that they everything would be ok.

Edited, Wed Nov 9 16:37:23 2005 by Proroc
#3 Nov 09 2005 at 4:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Nuclear winters can be pretty boring though.
#4 Nov 09 2005 at 4:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Patrician wrote:
Nuclear winters can be pretty boring though.
Good point. Does it come with a room full of nubile young women kept in stasis in case I should need to restart the human race?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#5 Nov 09 2005 at 4:48 PM Rating: Decent
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nubile young women kept in stasis in case I should need to restart the human race


My application is already in!
#6 Nov 09 2005 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
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Good point. Does it come with a room full of nubile young women kept in stasis in case I should need to restart the human race?


Why yes it does, see the quote below.

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General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
#7 Nov 09 2005 at 8:37 PM Rating: Good
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That would make one hell of a night club.
#8 Nov 09 2005 at 9:17 PM Rating: Good
I guess this begs the question:

If the old bunker is for sale, what have they replaced it with?
#9 Nov 09 2005 at 9:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Super Top Secret Satellite Photo of New British Bunker
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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