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#1 Nov 09 2005 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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From: "Lugard Hemmer" <information_agency@msn.com> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: NOTIFICATION ALERT!!!
Date: Wed, 9 Nov 2005 08:37:52 -0800

BRITISH VIRGIN ISLAND Headquarters:
Customer Service
Ref:BRITISH VIRGIN ISLAND Lotto #998 (Single Rollover Draw)
Dispatch date 8/11/05

We happily announce to you the draw of the BRITISH VIRGIN ISLAND Sweepstake Lottery International programs held on the 29th October 2005 in the UNITED-KINGDOM. Your e-mail address is attached to the lucky numbers 2, 5, 21, 24, 38, 42, 46: which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £750,000 (SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS STERLING)

This is from a total cash prize of £7,500,000 (SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS) shared amongst the first TEN (10) lucky winners in this category. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies. This promotion takes place annually and it is aimed at encouraging all users of our WebPages, our sponsors and the general public worldwide with a view of minimizing the harsh effects of increasing cost of living worldwide. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your prize money of £750,000 (SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS STERLING) would be released to you by our payment office in Europe.

Our Claims department will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact them. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous participants. Please be warned.

TO file for your Claims, the Following information is required.

1. NAME
2. DATE OF BIRTH.
3. MARITAL STATUS.
4. RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.
5. OCCUPATION.
6. GENDER
7. TELEPHONE NUMBER.
8. NATIONALITY.
9. AN ITEM OF IDENTIFICATION.

You are also required to indicate what means you would prefer your winning remitted to you, either:

1. Your winner cheque couriered to you OR

2. You receive your winning by telegraphic transfer from our associate bank to your bank account.

To commence processing your winning, send an email to the claims department with the above details provided to the confirmation admin department officer via:
Name: Mr Webb Patrick
Email: web_claimscenter@sify.com

Note that the above data remains your personal information and are accorded confidential status to be used ONLY for the purpose of this draws.
To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference number in all your correspondences with me or the claims department.
Sincerely,
Mrs Grace Anderson
BRITISH VIRGIN ISLAND CORDINATOR.
BVIL Information Service

The BRITISH VIRGIN ISLAND Sweepstakes Lotto Awards is proudly sponsored by the Microsoft Corporation, the Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell computers, Mackintosh and a conglomeration of other international IT companies. This internet draw is held once in a year and is so organized to encourage the use of the internet and computers worldwide. We are proud to say that over 200 Million Euros are won annually in more than 150 countries worldwide. This edition is international; persons of every nationality who are over 16 years of age are eligible winners.


OMG I can't believe it. I'd like to thank my parents, my homies for always believing in me, and Bob.

I wonder if something like this, were it to be true, would hold up under local laws. If I were to enter a lottery in another country, would I be eligible to win?
#2 Nov 09 2005 at 1:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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As far as I know, so long as you hold the bona fide winning ticket, you're eligible to win the prize. Maybe it'd be different if you played the lottery in Tanzania or something but I doubt you'd get much hassle from the UK.

I won the same lottery a month or two ago and Nobby stole my winnings Smiley: frown
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#3 Nov 09 2005 at 1:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I won the same lottery a month or two ago and Nobby stole my winnings Smiley: frown

He probably blew it all on warm beer and "a fine bit 'o crumpet", if you know what I mean. Smiley: wink
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#4 Nov 09 2005 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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Overlord Demea wrote:
Ee probably bloo it all on warm bevvy an' "a fine bit 'o strumpet", if yam knoo what I mane.Smiley: wink


FTFY

Edited, Wed Nov 9 13:27:57 2005 by bodhisattva
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#5 Nov 09 2005 at 1:12 PM Rating: Good
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Wow! You won the lottery and I found out my services are needed to collect assets from some huge estate in Africa! If I help, I get to keep most of the money!

Guess we were born under lucky stars.
#6 Nov 09 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
Overlord Demea wrote:
Ee probably bloo it all on warm bevvy an' "a fine bit 'o strumpet", if yam knoo what I mane.Smiley: wink


FTFY

Edited, Wed Nov 9 13:27:57 2005 by bodhisattva


Not enough Connery, too much William Wallace.
#7 Nov 09 2005 at 1:33 PM Rating: Default
Sounds like one of those new high tech scams to me...

#8 Nov 09 2005 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
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Sounds like one of those new high tech scams to me...



Holy ****! Frakkor, you should listen to this guy. He sounds like he knows what he's talking about. It's a good thing you pointed this out or else someone here might have fallen for this dirty trick. Thanks for watching out for us.

Now that you mention it, it does seem rather high tech. Probably uses computers in some capacity run by a bunch of hackers.
#9 Nov 09 2005 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
Holy crap, where were you before I replied back with all of my vital information????

I feel like such a jerk...

Smiley: rolleyes
#10 Nov 09 2005 at 1:47 PM Rating: Decent
HEY! You won the exact same lottery as ME!
haha
#11 Nov 09 2005 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
I feel cheated. All I get are emails to make my ***** larger. Which would be all well and good if I actually had a *****. Go figure...

Smiley: oyvey
#12 Nov 09 2005 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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HEY! You won the exact same lottery as ME!
haha


It did say that this email was being sent to the first 10 people selected Smiley: lol

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I feel cheated. All I get are emails to make my ***** larger. Which would be all well and good if I actually had a *****. Go figure...


Hey! I have a *****! Also, I got an email advertising a way to make my breasts large and firm, I replied back and declined that offer, since if I had large, firm breasts, I'd probably never leave the house....

<3 my bewbs!

Edited, Wed Nov 9 14:11:04 2005 by Frakkor
#13 Nov 09 2005 at 2:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey! I have a *****! Also, I got an email advertising a way to make my breasts large and firm, I replied back and declined that offer, since if I had large, firm breasts, I'd probably never leave the house....

Hell if I had bewbs like that I'd show em off for all to see. I'd walk the streets like Nobby's avatard.
#14 Nov 09 2005 at 2:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Hell if I had bewbs like that I'd show em off for all to see. I'd walk the streets like Nobby's avatard.


You should really tackle the whole booby bed task first before taking on second endeavors.

Edited, Wed Nov 9 14:37:16 2005 by fenderputy
#15 Nov 09 2005 at 2:30 PM Rating: Decent
I found out a long lost relative in England just died. I guess he was filthy rich and has no remaining surviors to claim his estate except myself (my parent and sister must not be related to him, only myself).


#16 Nov 09 2005 at 2:36 PM Rating: Decent
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I found out a long lost relative in England just died. I guess he was filthy rich and has no remaining surviors to claim his estate except myself (my parent and sister must not be related to him, only myself).
That just means you're a *******. /nod
#17 Nov 09 2005 at 2:43 PM Rating: Default
i jut won the lotery too! all i have to do is give them my credit card information as well as my bank card and my pin number and i will win 5 WHOLE DOLLARS! it sounds like a great deal to me so im gonna send all taht stuff now =D
#18 Nov 09 2005 at 3:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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I can use my lottery winnings to pay the advance fees requested by the friendly Nigerian official's widow, who is terribly beset by government forces and seeks only a way to move 30 MILLION DOLLARS to an offshore account - I am sure to receive a portion for my timely aid!

After I lay hands on my portion of ill-gotten Nigerian funds, I shall endeavor to buy up a stock of kidneys from black market organ dealers. I will make a gift of these to all of the college kids that passed out at parties, only to wake in a bathtub full of ice sans kidney. (With a little luck, I can match the originals back to their unwitting donors!)
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