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#1 Nov 08 2005 at 3:01 AM Rating: Decent
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'Designer creates wall of breasts

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A Dutch designer has created a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends.

Wendy Rameckers works at the Piet Zwart Institute for Retail and Design in Rotterdam, reports Het Nieuwsblad.

"Most men have a selective memory," she explained. "They know all about their car, but never seem to know their wife's bra size.

"When trying to buy a sexy bra for their wife or girlfriend, usually they point to other women in the shop or, when asked about size, they say a 'handful'."

The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says.'

#2 Nov 08 2005 at 3:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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No pictures?
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#3 Nov 08 2005 at 3:57 AM Rating: Good
Seriously dude.
#4 Nov 08 2005 at 4:40 AM Rating: Good
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I hope they keep plenty of Lysol on hand.



#5 Nov 08 2005 at 6:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mother should I build a wall?
#6 Nov 08 2005 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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There goes my idea of 'thank god the rest of the world will never know about this embarrassing situation'-idea :/
#7 Nov 08 2005 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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Now that's one chick store I wouldn't mind shopping in.
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#8 Nov 08 2005 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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So everyone in town can see you grab artificial boobs?

I dunno mate..
#9 Nov 08 2005 at 11:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Really, all they need for a finishing touch is to fill the boobs with beer and make the nipples functional.
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#10 Nov 08 2005 at 11:55 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Weebs wrote:
Mother should I build a wall?


Nice!


You know. That would just never fly here in the US. Not because of some prudishness or anything, but just because it would seem so ridiculous. Dunno...
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#11 Nov 08 2005 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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Demea, the only thing which be more disturbing than your avatard would be that picture of Pat in his G-string where it does the same nonstop crotch expanding thing.

/shudders

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#12 Nov 08 2005 at 1:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Most men have a selective memory," she explained. "They know all about their car, but never seem to know their wife's bra size.


***** that ideology. My woman’s size is 32 DD. I know it and love it more then any car.


I love cars too.
#13 Nov 08 2005 at 2:28 PM Rating: Decent
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***** that ideology. My mom’s size is 32 DD. I know it and love it more then any car.


I love matchbox cars too.


FTFY
#14 Nov 08 2005 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
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But you caught the 32 DD part right?
#15 Nov 08 2005 at 2:45 PM Rating: Decent
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But you caught the 32 DD part right?
Yeah, on my cuff link while I tried to man-handle them.
#16 Nov 08 2005 at 4:23 PM Rating: Good
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If you build it, they shall come.
#17 Nov 08 2005 at 4:31 PM Rating: Decent
Sir Weebs wrote:
Mother should I build a wall?


Anyone else see anything disturbing here? Asking your mother if you should build a wall of breasts!

I really hope she won't be the model you sculpt them from...



Yes I realize it is a Floyd reference, but he surely was not asking his mother about a wall of breasts...
#18 Nov 08 2005 at 4:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Anyone else see anything disturbing here? Asking your mother if you should build a wall of breasts!

I really hope she won't be the model you sculpt them from...



Yes I realize it is a Floyd reference, but he surely was not asking his mother about a wall of breasts...



The song itself is meant to be sort of disturbing
#19 Nov 08 2005 at 4:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Anyone else see anything disturbing here? Asking your mother if you should build a wall of breasts!

I really hope she won't be the model you sculpt them from...



Yes I realize it is a Floyd reference, but he surely was not asking his mother about a wall of breasts...



The song itself is meant to be sort of disturbing


How is someone who has grown up with pain in a war stricken nation all thier life. That decides he should build a mental wall to isolate himself from society so that he may live with a little more peace.

As disturbing as someone asking thier mom is they should build a wall of boobs?
#20 Nov 08 2005 at 4:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Fu[/i]ck the wall!

Make a bed out of bewbies. Now that's a seller!
#21 Nov 08 2005 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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Fu[/i]ck the wall!

Make a bed out of bewbies. Now that's a seller!


Make a ******* bed for the ladies with various sized nubs and schlongs all over! Yeah!... Sounds like something you would see in a bad sci-fi ****. Smiley: lol

#22 Nov 08 2005 at 4:59 PM Rating: Decent
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No I'm serious. If you was rich and could afford it imagine sleeping on a bed made of lifelike bewbs. I'd have wet dreams every night.
#23 Nov 08 2005 at 4:59 PM Rating: Decent
MentalFrog wrote:
Fu[/i]ck the wall!

Make a bed out of bewbies. Now that's a seller!


Make sure to use material that will not stain.
#24 Nov 08 2005 at 5:04 PM Rating: Good
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No I'm serious. If you was rich and could afford it imagine sleeping on a bed made of lifelike bewbs. I'd have wet dreams every night.


What kind of sheets would you use on such a bed? Smiley: dubious
#25 Nov 08 2005 at 5:09 PM Rating: Good
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An intricatly woven web of bras I would imagine
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#26 Nov 08 2005 at 5:13 PM Rating: Good
I think a couch would be fun, but a bed? Men would begin to complain just as much as women do about breasts causing them back pain.
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