Oi there lads...Lt. Capt. Sgt. Cheese Mcmuff of the Pants Police here from such popular films such as "McMuff Vs. The Hebrew School Of The Mentally Challenged" and "Bagel Depot: Last Stop...Jewtown"
I'd like to take a minute and share a personal story with you all. It has come to my attention that some women have decided driving is okay. So last night when Mcmuff was driving his Pants Police Control Car, I saw a woman driving. I pulled her over and asked for her license. She gave it to me. I refused to look at it since she was grossly obese. Instead I asked her to get out of her car. She refused to take off my pants so I called the backup and the dogs. When they arrived we took care of her by shooting her in the head. The next day I was awarded the Gold Medal for bravery in the line of duty.
Commend Me Brothers....